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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1075 on: June 13, 2013, 03:36:26 PM »
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.

Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.

I recommend you play this game as well.

I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.

I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"

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« Reply #1076 on: June 13, 2013, 03:44:55 PM »
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.

Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.

I recommend you play this game as well.

I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.

I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"
  I always scream "Moooooove over you're standing in my hay" Man they are so sick of hearing that one,stupid cows

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1078 on: June 13, 2013, 05:13:57 PM »
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.

Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.

I recommend you play this game as well.

I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.

I also play this game except I call it "MOOOOOO!"

I play this game with horses and honking at them.  I like it when they get startled and then look all bored like they didn't really get startled by it.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1079 on: June 13, 2013, 08:28:24 PM »
Thats a pretty dick move there jax.

Was driving to a wedding out in BFE last month and something had spooked some horses and caused them to run through a barb wire fence. Traffic was stopped and one horse was in the middle of the road soaked in blood with chunks ripped out of it.

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« Reply #1080 on: June 13, 2013, 08:48:49 PM »
      Yea I bet Jax really gets a kick out of it if small children are on the horses and they run into trees and fences and stuff

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1082 on: June 14, 2013, 12:25:53 PM »
turned down my street heading home and there was a deer running down it.

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« Reply #1083 on: June 14, 2013, 07:43:24 PM »
Well, I've never been able to make a horse actually run.  Most of the time, they male genitals an ear.  Sometimes, I can get one to jerk his head up a little.  Then, he's like, "No way did a horn just scare me" to his bro horses.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1085 on: June 17, 2013, 03:21:30 PM »
That wolf was having a major blast.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1087 on: June 18, 2013, 08:27:01 PM »
not as good as the chinese dogs.  oh well.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1088 on: June 18, 2013, 09:29:25 PM »
When I was in 4th grade, I was at the neighbor's house, where they had a cat and a great dane.  As I was waiting for my friend to come out, the door opened and the cat rushed out, stood still for a microsecond, and took the fastest poop I've ever seen.  The cat took back off running as the great dane came running out the door after it.  The dog saw the poop, sniffed it, and wolfed it down in one swallow and then took off again after the cat.  That was the first time I realized why I don't want dogs to lick me.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1089 on: June 19, 2013, 03:27:29 AM »
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.   :'(

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1090 on: June 19, 2013, 06:33:42 AM »
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.

you did the right thing.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1091 on: June 19, 2013, 11:38:54 AM »
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.   :'(

I've done that before. I was driving home from college my freshman year and tried to avoid it, but it ran into my lane at the last second. All I could think about for the rest of the drive was the unfortunate Republic county family whose pet/ barn cat I had just run over. It has been a real burden in my life.

I'm sorry, Republic county family. I didn't mean to.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1092 on: June 19, 2013, 12:20:15 PM »
Ran over a kitten a few hours ago.   :'(

I've done that before. I was driving home from college my freshman year and tried to avoid it, but it ran into my lane at the last second. All I could think about for the rest of the drive was the unfortunate Republic county family whose pet/ barn cat I had just run over. It has been a real burden in my life.

I'm sorry, Republic county family. I didn't mean to.

they were bohunks, didn't know they had kittens.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1093 on: June 19, 2013, 02:31:23 PM »
barn cat I had just run over.

you did the right thing.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1094 on: June 19, 2013, 02:33:19 PM »
barn cat I had just run over.

you did the right thing.

don't be a jerk.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1095 on: June 19, 2013, 02:37:22 PM »
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1096 on: June 19, 2013, 02:43:49 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1097 on: June 19, 2013, 02:48:20 PM »
don't be a jerk.

i'm not.

you're right, you were not being a jerk. you were only trying to make him feel better. i, on the other hand, was trying to start a confrontation with you so that i could post a pic of a severed snake that an in-law sent me. i was the one behaving like a jerk. sorry for accusing you, real-life friend sys.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1099 on: June 19, 2013, 03:56:36 PM »
barn cat I had just run over.

you did the right thing.

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