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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1050 on: May 30, 2013, 10:58:49 PM »
god punished ALL snakes to forever have their heads crushed by the heels of woman kind because satan inhabited the body of one to tempt eve. 'course eve got child birth pain as her end of the deal. true actual thing in the bible.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1051 on: May 31, 2013, 01:34:18 AM »
you can't expect people to remember your old stories, bubbles.  that's not fair.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1052 on: May 31, 2013, 02:46:16 AM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.

i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.

1) WTF is a sticky board thing?
2) Your mom did the right thing. When you're face to face with a man eater, you have to make a decision. Kill or be killed. I always choose kill. (so far anyway.)
3) Kinda (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) that your mom had to rescue you.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1053 on: May 31, 2013, 09:30:15 AM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.

i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.

1) WTF is a sticky board thing?
2) Your mom did the right thing. When you're face to face with a man eater, you have to make a decision. Kill or be killed. I always choose kill. (so far anyway.)
3) Kinda (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay) that your mom had to rescue you.

1. A sticky board thing is a 5x7in piece of sticky board that traps bugs when they run across. Earlier in the thread I told a story of my mom catching and killing a small snake with one in my grandma's uninhabited house. sys hated hearing that.
2. We haven't killed the snake in the pics, i was kidding. But perhaps i'll take your advice and track him down with the mower.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1055 on: June 03, 2013, 10:03:56 AM »
:lol:


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1056 on: June 04, 2013, 03:48:53 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1058 on: June 05, 2013, 10:30:41 AM »
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1059 on: June 05, 2013, 10:31:14 AM »
saw and albino squirrel this morning. it was eating a nut  :D
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1060 on: June 05, 2013, 10:37:11 AM »
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.

 :surprised:

that is awesome. so jealous right now.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1061 on: June 05, 2013, 11:11:33 AM »
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night.  :surprised:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1062 on: June 05, 2013, 11:13:01 AM »
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night.  :surprised:
What things got eaten?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1063 on: June 05, 2013, 11:18:09 AM »
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night.  :surprised:
What things got eaten?
Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1064 on: June 05, 2013, 11:23:26 AM »
Watched North America on Animal Planet last night.  :surprised:
What things got eaten?
Bears and foxes chowed down on some salmon, a woodpecker and a squirrel got in a big fight over a nut, and a shark ate a baby fish. Really great show.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1065 on: June 05, 2013, 03:41:25 PM »
saw and albino squirrel this morning. it was eating a nut  :D

where at!?!  are you sure it was an albino and not a white squirrel?
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1066 on: June 05, 2013, 04:24:11 PM »
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.

 :surprised:

that is awesome. so jealous right now.

You must have a huge porch Stevesie.  There is an owl that makes a nest above the big doors in one of my dad's machine sheds every year.  Sometimes you can see 2 fuzzy heads poking out of the nest.  If the mom owl is in the nest she will clap her beak loudly at you until you leave.  She looks like this --->  :comeatme:

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Re: Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1067 on: June 05, 2013, 07:39:17 PM »
Two nights ago I came home and there was an owl asleep on my front porch. A little tiny baby owl.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1068 on: June 10, 2013, 04:35:31 PM »
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.

Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.

I recommend you play this game as well.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1069 on: June 10, 2013, 04:44:15 PM »
So we have this game we play in the car called "HEY COW". The premise of the game is that when you are driving down the road and there is a cow on the side of the road you roll down your window and yell "HEY COW" at the cows and you get points or whatever for how many cows look at you.

Yesterday we were driving down the road like normal and there happened to be a cow right next to the road and my wife gets really excited, rolls down her window and yells "HEY COW" and then a man cow storms out of the bushes behind the first cow and immediately mounts and started farm humping. My wife screamed and I laughed hysterically, but we continued to drive safely.

I recommend you play this game as well.

I have played this game before and it is exactly like it sounds.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1070 on: June 10, 2013, 04:57:54 PM »
HEY COW!!!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1071 on: June 10, 2013, 07:11:40 PM »
   One time when I was in jr.high a friend and I found a dead bloated cow and my friend took a stick and poked it in it's butthole,bad move it spewed dead bloated cow matter all up in his face and he puked  :lol: Then I puked too :curse:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1072 on: June 10, 2013, 07:52:37 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1073 on: June 13, 2013, 02:31:00 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1074 on: June 13, 2013, 02:32:12 PM »
http://t.co/HxqvGHcIYt

I bet that person could sell that dog on ebay for like a million dollars given that toast and potato chips go for like a grand.