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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1025 on: May 29, 2013, 02:33:46 PM »
bf your kid is an adorable cold hearted killer

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1026 on: May 29, 2013, 02:38:20 PM »
eff you guys for not acknowledging my story.

bf your kid is an adorable cold hearted killer

this is just what he wanted. let's all talk about Bf's adorable kids in the amazing animal stories thread  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #1027 on: May 29, 2013, 04:45:09 PM »
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower.  So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake.  He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock).  Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?"  I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.

good for you, bloodfart.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1028 on: May 29, 2013, 04:48:29 PM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?
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« Reply #1029 on: May 29, 2013, 06:55:49 PM »
The other day I was mowing my lawn and saw a small snake in front of my mower.  So I took my mower and didn't run over the snake but instead call little Bf over to look at the mini snake.  He had fun following the little rascal across the yard back to the snake's home (a large rock).  Little Bf asked me later "Why didn't you die the nake?"  I said it wasn't bothering anything and snakes are useful.
I used to love when my parents would mow when I was little. I would always end up with at least one garter snake to play with. I was obsessed with snakes for most of my childhood. one bit me one time between my fingers and I freaked the eff out. my dad was laughing and I was all pissed like "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I JUST GOT BIT BY A SNAKE.". he was all "lol you probably just broke the poor thing's tooth."
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« Reply #1030 on: May 29, 2013, 07:01:12 PM »
Garter snakes will poop on you. griiiizzzzooooooooos.

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Re: Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1031 on: May 29, 2013, 07:05:21 PM »
Garter snakes will poop on you. griiiizzzzooooooooos.
oh man I totally got pooped on all the time!  it was super gross but I was a kid so I was like whatever, ya know?
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« Reply #1032 on: May 30, 2013, 12:25:37 AM »
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast  :D

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« Reply #1033 on: May 30, 2013, 07:35:35 AM »
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast  :D

I would take a 50% paycut to have that at my office   :horrorsurprise:

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« Reply #1034 on: May 30, 2013, 08:05:05 AM »
Coworkers father-in-law got stung by a bee, on his eyeball!!!  Said they were just standing on the deck and the old guy slaps his hand across his eye and starts screaming.  Left the stinger in and everything.  I guess the eyeball swelled up and it looked like it was going to pop out of the socket.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1036 on: May 30, 2013, 09:19:47 AM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1037 on: May 30, 2013, 09:24:33 AM »
There's a squirrel that walks up to my window at work and waits for me to notice her (will climb up on a chair if I don't see her on the ground) and then I feed her sunflower seeds and she eats them so fast  :D

Oh man.  One time we were waiting for the gondola to go down from the top of Masada (hiked up  :gocho:), and my buddy fed this bird a chip or something.  We got scolded pretty good for that by this Jew from New York.   :frown:

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« Reply #1038 on: May 30, 2013, 10:13:24 AM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1039 on: May 30, 2013, 10:17:42 AM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.

i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1040 on: May 30, 2013, 10:18:36 AM »
For the second straight year, a robin has been incessantly flying into the windows that frame our front door every single day.  He will literally fly into, and attack, our entry way several hundred times per day.  It's like someone is softly knocking on our door all day long.

My wife bought these colored strips to try and distract him, but that didn't work.  We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it.  We put up a bird feeder in the front yard to try and use other birds to scare him away, but he's still there.

Day after day, he just flies into my front door.  I have no idea what we did to make him mad, but it's his life's mission to attack that door.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1041 on: May 30, 2013, 10:19:31 AM »
he sees his reflection in the glass

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« Reply #1042 on: May 30, 2013, 12:15:30 PM »
he sees his reflection in the glass

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1043 on: May 30, 2013, 02:21:39 PM »

...We put up a fake owl, and he crapped on it...

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1044 on: May 30, 2013, 03:18:13 PM »
Rattlesnake right before my mom killed it with sticky board things.

is your mom rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?  are you?  you do understand how rattlesnakes got their name, do you not?

everyone is sorry about the earlier incident where my mom tortured that poor snake, sys.

i'm talking about you calling it a rattlesnake.

i wouldn't stand within 50 yards of anything i thought might be a rattlesnake.
IT DOESN'T HAVE A rough ridin' RATTLE!!  hard to tell from the pic but it was probably a bullsnake.  your mom did the mice and rat population a huge favor.  bullsnakes are slightly more dangerous than garter snakes...and earthworms...but only slightly.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1045 on: May 30, 2013, 03:24:27 PM »
that's a damn rat snake


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1046 on: May 30, 2013, 03:27:10 PM »
I am equally afraid of all snakes.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #1047 on: May 30, 2013, 03:32:03 PM »
that's a damn rat snake
yeah, you're probably right. basically the same thing though. completely harmless to humans and good for keeping the rodent population in check.
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« Reply #1048 on: May 30, 2013, 03:34:45 PM »
god punished ALL snakes to forever have their heads crushed by the heels of woman kind because satan inhabited the body of one to tempt eve. 'course eve got child birth pain as her end of the deal. true actual thing in the bible.

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« Reply #1049 on: May 30, 2013, 03:37:28 PM »