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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #975 on: May 15, 2013, 01:23:04 PM »
Just saw a baby kildeer at Johnny's!  :drool:  :love:

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« Reply #976 on: May 15, 2013, 01:25:01 PM »
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« Reply #977 on: May 15, 2013, 02:23:05 PM »
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night.  He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry.  So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him.  This morning the cat food was still there.  What is that raccoons problem?
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« Reply #978 on: May 15, 2013, 02:28:27 PM »
I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night.  He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry.  So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him.  This morning the cat food was still there.  What is that raccoons problem?

eaten by an owl. you should have let him stay  :frown:

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« Reply #979 on: May 15, 2013, 02:39:24 PM »
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle  :D
Found one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now

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« Reply #980 on: May 15, 2013, 02:40:47 PM »
ok, check it. was walking around the lake behind my office like I do. just cruising around there looking at the geese and baby geese and birds and whatever. really a whole menagerie. I come up to like a tiny little rock or something on the sidewalk and go to step over it but it catches my eye a bit. doesn't really look like a rock so much. maybe a nut or something? like a tiny little baybe walnut? nope, baby turtle  :D
Found one on my back patio today,feeding it some fresh spinach right now

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« Reply #981 on: May 15, 2013, 02:41:49 PM »
Domesticated turtles have it good.  Too bad racoons aren't turtles.  If they were, _33's wouldn't have met his fate by way of owl.

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« Reply #982 on: May 15, 2013, 04:35:37 PM »
So, went down and helped my mom with some things around the house and made her diner for mother's day, Sunday, and I got a whim to walk around the back yard along the creek/woods to wax nostalgic.

I hear a rustling in the overgrowth and I go to a portion of the yard that runs all the way up to a ledge carved by the creek when I see it:  A small furry mammal bounding through the brush.

I stood still and studied it, keenly.  My first thought was a raccoon, it was roughly the size of a mature raccoon, but it was probably a little too big and lacked any stripes or bushy tail.  It had more of a weasel shaped body, brown and black and long, though it was very thick around the middle.  Around 40lbs or so, it honestly looked just like a wolverine, though how one would find itself in south-central Kansas would be beyond me.

The creature moved in bounds, so it probably had pretty short legs, it would jump up and over the brush around it in a tiring fashion.  Far from graceful, it would jump about 30 yards at a time before stopping to turn around and glance back at me to see if I was still watching.  Eventually it found some trees and bushes to hide under; though I could still it looking at me (at this point about 80 yards away) it had a black face as well.

Not thinking it resembled any local fauna I was familiar with, I thought maybe it was a stray cat or dog but it was not very canine looking and would have to be a very large cat.  Plus it acted too wild to be a stray, I wouldn’t expect even a feral cat to flip out at seeing a person standing on the opposite bank of a creek 30 yards away.

I mentioned the animal to my mom, and she said it was a marmot.  An animal I’m familiar with, I’d only ever seen them in the mountains, and usually donning very light sandy blonde hair.

Anyone have any suggestions on this mystery animal?
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« Reply #983 on: May 15, 2013, 04:38:54 PM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #985 on: May 15, 2013, 07:28:25 PM »
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« Reply #986 on: May 15, 2013, 07:53:52 PM »
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« Reply #987 on: May 15, 2013, 07:58:45 PM »
post an artist's rendition.
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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #991 on: May 16, 2013, 01:27:00 AM »

I chased a raccoon out of my garage last night.  He looked so little, I think he was pretty young but he also looked really scrawny and hungry.  So I dumped a little cat food out on the driveway for him.  This morning the cat food was still there.  What is that raccoons problem?

why didnt you feed it the leftover dog food?

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #992 on: May 20, 2013, 10:52:15 AM »
Saved this little cutie from certain death.

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« Reply #993 on: May 20, 2013, 10:53:08 AM »
Damnit this one

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« Reply #994 on: May 20, 2013, 11:01:48 AM »
You probably just doomed him to death by drowning by slowing his escape to high ground.

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« Reply #995 on: May 20, 2013, 11:15:39 AM »
Well I helped him go where he was headed.  So that's, like, his choice, man.

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« Reply #996 on: May 21, 2013, 10:35:00 AM »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/20/18379842-man-kills-biggest-burmese-python-ever-in-florida?lite

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A Miami man pulled an 18-foot Burmese python out of roadside brush and wrestled with it for 10 minutes before cutting its head off with a knife.

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"Anytime people are dealing with wildlife, we recommend they use common sense," Segelson said. "If you're going to approach a Burmese python of this size, you should have an understanding of what it takes to euthanize it."

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« Reply #997 on: May 21, 2013, 10:55:42 AM »
Damnit this one

Have a friend in oklahoma who takes it upon himself every spring/summer to rescue as many of these little guys as possible. Said he is gonna try to save over 100 this year.

he just saved this one. said it tried to bite him. dangerous philanthropy, but commendable.


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« Reply #998 on: May 21, 2013, 07:53:39 PM »
Id stick to showing us badass bbq pics

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« Reply #999 on: May 21, 2013, 09:43:06 PM »
Was mowing my lawn the other day and looked up to see a perfectly constructed bird's nest in my attic window.  There was a female robin in it. So, after I got done mowing I took mini nicname up to the attic to get a closer look from inside.  As we approached to window the robin flew off to a nearby tree limb and revealed four baby-blue robin eggs!  I'm not sure if mom robin was scared or just wanted to show off her eggs, but I'll settle on the latter.  It was a nice gesture and I would be kind of disappointed in her for bailing on her kids so quickly.  I mean, we were inside for goodness' sake, and we weren't being threatening at all. 

I headed up there yesterday to get something out of the attic and also to see what me friend the robin and her family were up to.  Long story short, there were only three eggs this time and one baby robin chick!  I'm excited to head up there tonight and see what is happening at the robin residence!
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