amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[scottwildcat]

beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.

dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)

Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.

[Stevesie60]

beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.

dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)

Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.

I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.

[scottwildcat]

beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.

dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)

Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.

I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.

You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.

[puniraptor]

beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.

dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)

Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.

I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.

You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.

if the fight was in water or in a restricted workspace, then beaver 100%

[scottwildcat]

beavers are the reason I would never go noodling.

dudes chew down trees for a living, you think they give any effs about human bodies? (they dont.)

Beavers may be the most underrated scary animal in North America.

I feel slightly embarrassed because all my life I've laughed at schools who use Beavers as their mascot.

You probably should. Would a beaver beat a wildcat up in a fight? No, but it would tear the rough ridin' arm off of a cornhusker that is for sure.

if the fight was in water or in a restricted workspace, then beaver 100%

Beaver dominates a cornhusker no matter what, also killing a duck fwiw.

[yoga-like_abana]

[jtksu]

Beavers are like the rest of the rodent family and will avoid conflict like crazy. However, you corner one and they will defend themselves. Oh, and they can bite through bone. So there's that.  Bobcat<beaver<lynx/wolverine.

[puniraptor]

just attempting to imaging a beaver gnoshing through my femur makes me shudder

[Emo EMAW]

I need a gif of beaver chewing on Kevin Ware's leg.

[420seriouscat69]

If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.

[scottwildcat]

If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.

A beaver would kick your ass

[420seriouscat69]

If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.

A beaver would kick your ass

Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.

[jc_jax]

Did beaver come up in the animal you could take thread?

[asava]

Did beaver come up in the animal you could take thread?

don't think it was ever discussed. obviously this needs to be moved. MODS!

[jtksu]

If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.

A beaver would kick your ass

Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.

They would eat your nunchucks and bite your foot off.

[KSUblumpkin]

If a beaver approached me, I'd kick it straight in the face and run away. Sounds pretty easy to get away.

A beaver would kick your ass

Not if I had my nunchucks and my crap kickers.

They would eat your nunchucks and bite your foot off.

As a fifth grade champion kick-ball player, I would have no problem punting a beaver on the spot (assuming my kick was faster than the beaver's leg rip off move).  Those critters are devils reincarnated (along with Nutrias).

[Emo EMAW]

Not sure if this goes in the fishing thread or amazing animal stories thread.  Anyway, this girl totally gets stabbed by a catfish and kinda freaks out.

[KSUblumpkin]

Not sure if this goes in the fishing thread or amazing animal stories thread.  Anyway, this girl totally gets stabbed by a catfish and kinda freaks out.

Sometimes the comments on those videos are priceless.  Some dude wrote: "whores will be whores".  I think this guy deserves 1 to 2 bitcoins for the post.

[Unruly]

Try that now.

[steve dave]

wut

[Unruly]

Animal Zen is a real thing apparently.

[Stevesie60]

Animal Zen is a real thing apparently.

I think you posted the wrong video.

[bubbles4ksu]

my mom put those sticky board things in my grandma's unoccupied house to catch box elder bugs, but she caught a foot-long snake! 

she didn't want to make my dad drive out to the country to free the serpent so she didn't tell him and figured she would wait till it died. of course, those things have a slow ass metabolism so it didn't die and has been stuck on the porch for a week, dragging that thing around and eating bugs when it can. i don't know if she has told my dad yet, i'm hoping so for the snake's sake. 

[steve dave]

SYS!

[sys]

she didn't want to make my dad drive out to the country to free the serpent so she didn't tell him and figured she would wait till it died.

that's really cruel, bubbles.  your mother is a horrible person.