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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #825 on: December 09, 2012, 05:22:23 PM »
Had to take a swing at a zebra while at the zoo yesterday. Me and the boys were getting a "behind the scenes" tour in the Fake African Savannah when I started petting a zebra. The idiot tried biting me and I instinctively tried punching him in the throat, but he ran away. Good thing too because my next move was a power kick straight to his balls and that wouldn't be good for anyone because I think zebras are endangered. The security guy saw it all go down and I got ejected from the zoo so now I'm busy trying to sue them.

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amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #826 on: December 09, 2012, 05:23:37 PM »
you probably petted him too hard

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #827 on: December 09, 2012, 05:26:32 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #829 on: December 11, 2012, 09:38:44 AM »
The father of my best friend growing up spent two years trying to teach a dog how to drink out of a straw.

True story.

I want to meet this person.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #830 on: December 18, 2012, 10:41:44 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #831 on: December 18, 2012, 10:44:44 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

holy crap that's awesome.  also, ban eagles.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #832 on: December 18, 2012, 10:53:24 PM »
Yep, if a crazy person can't get their hands on an AR-15, they'll just train eagles to kill children. Pretty simple.

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« Reply #833 on: December 18, 2012, 10:58:50 PM »
Yep, if a crazy person can't get their hands on an AR-15, they'll just train eagles to kill children. Pretty simple.

that eagle looked perfectly sane to me, michigancat.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #834 on: December 19, 2012, 12:05:04 AM »
Had to take a swing at a zebra while at the zoo yesterday. Me and the boys were getting a "behind the scenes" tour in the Fake African Savannah when I started petting a zebra. The idiot tried biting me and I instinctively tried punching him in the throat, but he ran away. Good thing too because my next move was a power kick straight to his balls and that wouldn't be good for anyone because I think zebras are endangered. The security guy saw it all go down and I got ejected from the zoo so now I'm busy trying to sue them.

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #835 on: December 19, 2012, 08:08:42 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

holy crap that's awesome.  also, ban eagles.

Fantastic.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #836 on: December 19, 2012, 03:08:10 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

they have now admitted that it's fake.  3d animation. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #837 on: December 19, 2012, 03:09:30 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

they have now admitted that it's fake.  3d animation.

no crap, dumbasses

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #838 on: December 19, 2012, 03:10:28 PM »
I figurd it was fake when the child didn't seem to react to being punctured by the eagle's razor sharp talons.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #839 on: December 19, 2012, 03:25:52 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI&feature=player_embedded


will be a fantastic "Tell us an interesting fact about yourself" story for this kid someday.

they have now admitted that it's fake.  3d animation.

no crap, dumbasses

sorry that i don't live in your world of disbelief and conspiracy, pike.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #840 on: December 19, 2012, 03:26:41 PM »
I figurd it was fake when the child didn't seem to react to being punctured by the eagle's razor sharp talons.

I figured it was fake when it looked fake, had fake acting actors and eagles don't do that

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #841 on: December 24, 2012, 07:38:01 AM »
squirrel wearing a falcon hat:

http://i.imgur.com/KiT57.jpg


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #843 on: January 11, 2013, 07:28:17 AM »
oh my god.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #844 on: January 11, 2013, 11:23:57 AM »
holy crap

http://gizmodo.com/5975086/video-shows-98+foot-python-riding-on-an-airliners-wing

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-plane-slithery-stowaway-shocks-passengers-041101796--finance.html

Can you imagine being on that flight if you were afraid of heights AND snakes? Also, can you imagine how many "Snakes on a Plane" jokes have been made? Probably an embarrassing number.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #845 on: January 11, 2013, 11:29:53 AM »
Good lord, reading the headline from the link I was like:

HOLY crap 98 FOOT SNAKE?!?!?!!?
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #847 on: January 11, 2013, 11:39:36 AM »
SNAKES ON A PLANE, GUYS!!!!!!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #848 on: January 11, 2013, 11:41:38 AM »


the stain on the plane from snake blood mist is so gross

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