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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #775 on: August 28, 2012, 10:42:10 PM »
That koala,  :love:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #776 on: August 29, 2012, 02:32:40 AM »
durango. kinda gave it away in the beer thread when i talked about visiting ska a couple weeks ago. I GUESS THE BEAR IS OUT OF THE BAG.

I was a Lift Operator at Crested Butte for a winter. One of my co-workers was going to school in Durango. He was a nice guy.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #778 on: September 22, 2012, 10:32:54 AM »
should have let them eat

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #779 on: September 22, 2012, 10:46:19 AM »
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible.  Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #780 on: September 22, 2012, 11:05:55 AM »
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible.  Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.

yeah, I've heard good things

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #781 on: September 24, 2012, 09:14:15 AM »
Got in the police blotter in Durango.  Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there.  Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room.  I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?"  They didn't like that.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #782 on: September 24, 2012, 09:20:19 AM »
Got in the police blotter in Durango.  Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there.  Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room.  I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?"  They didn't like that.

Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #783 on: September 24, 2012, 09:21:23 AM »
Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible.  Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.

yeah, I've heard good things

Durango is pretty freaking awesome.  I would live there for Ska alone.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #784 on: September 24, 2012, 09:36:39 AM »
Got in the police blotter in Durango.  Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there.  Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room.  I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?"  They didn't like that.

Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.

We were partying with both.  It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers.  This all went down in our hotel room. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #785 on: September 24, 2012, 09:46:18 AM »
Got in the police blotter in Durango.  Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there.  Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room.  I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?"  They didn't like that.

Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.

We were partying with both.  It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers.  This all went down in our hotel room.

What hotel?

Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible.  Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.

yeah, I've heard good things

Durango is pretty freaking awesome.  I would live there for Ska alone.

so many more reasons besides Ska. but ska is pretty incredible. in fact, trivia is tomorrow night.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #786 on: September 24, 2012, 10:11:18 AM »
Got in the police blotter in Durango.  Not me per se but events that wouldn't have happened had I not been there.  Basically the local drug dealer stole a pistol from a genuine Texas Ranger we were partying with in our hotel room.  I remember the cops being all "you know you were partying with the local drug dealer right?" and I was all "if you know he's a drug dealer then why don't you arrest him?"  They didn't like that.

Your story makes it sound like you were partying with the Texas Ranger.

We were partying with both.  It was quite a motley crew of partying/partiers.  This all went down in our hotel room.

What hotel?

Once got offered a job in Durango and heard the town was terrible.  Once I moved elsewhere in colorado, everyone just tells me how awesome it is.

yeah, I've heard good things

Durango is pretty freaking awesome.  I would live there for Ska alone.

so many more reasons besides Ska. but ska is pretty incredible. in fact, trivia is tomorrow night.

Strater Hotel.  Old ass classic kind of hotel.  Felt like it should have been haunted.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #787 on: September 24, 2012, 10:29:26 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #788 on: September 24, 2012, 10:33:57 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #791 on: September 29, 2012, 06:33:12 PM »
Fanning, those are both amazing stories.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #792 on: September 29, 2012, 07:03:11 PM »
Fanning, those are both amazing stories.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #793 on: September 29, 2012, 09:48:06 PM »
I got attacked by a Puma at the Legends.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #794 on: October 01, 2012, 01:19:52 PM »
My Grandpa has lost two calves to what he believes to be a Montain Lion or Lions.  He has welded together a giant "Lion Trap" that he has set up in the woods near where one of the attacks took place.  I asked him yesterday what he was using for bait.  He said... "Cat Food".  I said... "Uhh... grandpa I'm no expert but I don't think you're going to catch a lion with cat food."  He looked at me for a bit and then said rather loudly... "It's a cat ain' it!" 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #795 on: October 01, 2012, 01:48:52 PM »
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #796 on: October 01, 2012, 05:22:31 PM »
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night

This is VHVIQ right here.

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Re: Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #797 on: October 01, 2012, 07:28:41 PM »
raccoons are going to clean him out of cat food first night

or will they trip the trap? stay tuned to find out.
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