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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #725 on: July 11, 2012, 09:24:04 PM »
Those poor little rays on display are de-barbed :frown: but yeah I bet they would like to kick some ass for the crowd sometimes.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #726 on: July 11, 2012, 09:45:43 PM »
racoons weigh like twenty pounds, if they're fat.  and that chick was like 200 or so.  how embarrassing.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #728 on: July 17, 2012, 05:24:54 PM »
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One summer night during my high school years, a few friends and I were playing a pickup basketball game on the hoop in my buddy Paul's uncle's driveway. So, we're out there playing and I'm standing at the top of the key with the ball, when all of a sudden I hear a quick buzzing sound next to my left ear and some sort of flying demon spawn tries to dive-bomb my ear canal. I lose my dribble as I'm swatting it away, the kid defending snatches the ball and turns around for the easy lay-up, I utter some profanities and think that's the end of it.

HOWEVAH, after the game has ended and we're all standing there talking, I suddenly feel something moving around inside of my left ear. I immediately have Paul get a flashlight from his uncle's house and have my buddies looking inside my left ear to see if there's a god damn bug in there. None of them can see anything, but every 2-3 minutes now, I feel something moving or flapping in there and start uncontrollably swatting at my ear.

After about 10 minutes I decide I have to go home and get my parents to drive me to the hospital, cause there's definitely something wrong. It's right at this point that the chick I work with comes out of her friend's house next door. She just happened to be over there, and she sees me and starts walking over to say hi. I proceed to chit-chat with her and endure a 30-minute conversation (which felt like it was 6 hours) with this thing moving around inside of my head, INCHING CLOSER TO MY BRAIN WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND, all while resisting the involuntary impulse to punch myself directly in the ear every time it starts moving.

Finally, the girl mercifully ends the conversation and I immediately hop on my bike and book it home, barge through my front door, and tell my dad he has to drive me to the hospital because there is a bug in my ear. You can imagine how that went over.

After subjecting me to a 15-minute long interrogation regarding whether or not I had taken drugs or had been drinking, all through which I was periodically swatting at my own head, my father finally agrees to drive me to the E.R. Upon admission, the attending physician takes a quick look inside my ear with that ear magnifying glass thingy, grabs some high pressure air/water blaster apparatus, and proceeds to fire it into my ear canal. Much to everyone's surprise (save me and the physician), out with the water comes a MASSIVE MOTH.

Mothzilla, I tell you. It was humungous. AND STILL ALIVE.

The physician squishes and kills the perp, laughs, and says to me, "You're the fifth one tonight." Ever since I have taken to immediately covering my ears any time a moth flies into a room, and am absolutely petrified of moths in general.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #729 on: July 17, 2012, 05:26:05 PM »
hedgehogs crying sound like babies. youtube it.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #730 on: July 17, 2012, 10:17:06 PM »
andrew zimmern ate raccoon in detroit in a new bizarre foods

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #731 on: July 18, 2012, 06:13:26 PM »
As a youth I went on several boy scout camp outs, one in particular still stands out.
One of the few rules of camp was no snacks and with my great luck I was paired with
a heavier boy. He ended up eating a whole bag of cheetos and DIDNT lick it off his fingers
or around his mouth. Needless to say later in the night I was woken by his screams because
a raccoon was sitting on his chest licking the crumbs off his face!  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #732 on: July 19, 2012, 09:35:16 AM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #733 on: July 19, 2012, 11:58:41 AM »
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay...it tried to eat my cell phone...I ran away


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #734 on: July 22, 2012, 11:16:22 AM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #735 on: July 25, 2012, 11:59:22 AM »
pffft

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #736 on: July 25, 2012, 12:15:39 PM »
holy crap, just saw this post by mr. bread.  brought up the same basic principle in my 1 on 5 rodent fight scenario.  we should be best friends mr. bread.

:love:  Yes, I'm in!  Does this mean I can drop in on some manner of pak and not get picked on or talked about when I go to pee, like how it's weird that I actually showed up even though I'm not natural born EMAW?  Probably too soon.  I get a little ahead of myself and also handsy.  Play it cool Mr Bread, play it cool.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #737 on: July 31, 2012, 12:28:41 AM »
http://youtu.be/5IuRzJRrRpQ

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #738 on: August 03, 2012, 10:13:56 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #740 on: August 10, 2012, 08:07:38 AM »
there's a video on the CNN front page titled "baby bobcat falls into home" that I'm positive is going to be epic but I can't watch the video at work  :frown:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #741 on: August 10, 2012, 08:43:37 AM »
I watched it without sound.  It looked sad.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #746 on: August 10, 2012, 10:46:52 AM »
there's another one on there now about a dog swimming with dolphins!

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #747 on: August 10, 2012, 10:49:50 AM »
I love animals. Especially my dog.  :grin:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #748 on: August 10, 2012, 10:59:42 AM »
I love animals. Especially my dog.  :grin:

dogs are complete dumbasses.  you should name your dog rick daris.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #749 on: August 10, 2012, 11:07:08 AM »
I love animals. Especially my dog.  :grin:

dogs are complete dumbasses.  you should name your dog rick daris.

what an awful thing to say to me.
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