amazing animal stories thread (post your own)

[Rams]

Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.

Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.

[_33]

Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.

Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.

Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.

Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.

Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.

if _33 could clone himself and post fifteen more times a day then he would maybe tie w/ sd as best poster.

[HeinBallz]

Owls & crows are natural enemies.   They are also both natural enemies of turkeys.   WEIRD HUH?

[Bloodfart]

Was an owl sitting on the power lines outside my house last week. I sat and watched it for like a half hour. It's so funny how they turn their heads. Then it took off after this squirrel. Not sure if the squirrel escaped or not.

Heard a bunch of crows going apeshit a couple nights ago. My wife was in our back yard and was all "holy crap...check this out!1!!1? There was an owl on my neighbor's roof getting attacked and dive bombed by about 8 crows. He was just sitting there like GTFOOMF. Then he just flew off. Not sure what he did, but they were PISSED.

Yep, that was me. I had just eaten their eggs and taken a dump in their nest.

if _33 could clone himself and post fifteen more times a day then he would maybe tie w/ sd as best poster.

That was somebody's soul man.

[Saulbadguy]

My in laws have a huge fat black lab that looks like its dead but it's not

[sys]

Owls & crows are natural enemies.   They are also both natural enemies of turkeys.   WEIRD HUH?

not weird, impossible.  the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

[420seriouscat69]

I saw 2 geese and their 5 little babies walking across 75th street this morning, in KC, during rush hour. I was all like 

[kitten_mittons]

Should cats have eyebrows?

[pissclams]

they do have eyebrows and those aren't them.  gmafb.  you thought those were real? 

[kitten_mittons]

they do have eyebrows and those aren't them.  gmafb.  you thought those were real?

No, those are definitely not eyebrows.  They are censored bars over the cat's eyebrows.  Jesus, what kind of person am I dealing with here?

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[pissclams]

frog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SKRgktzRvZ0

[WillieWatanabe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUR515xDM&feature=player_embedded

[Bloodfart]

This guy I know has a weener dog named Roscoe.  Roscoe quit pooping and this guy was concerned.  So he fed him some doggie lax and put the dog in an empty wading pool.  This went on for two or three days.  Feed dog, give him laxatives, and wait to see some piles of crap.  One day we were BSing by the doggie pool and Roscoe shoots a stream out his ass.  His owner was so happy for him till Roscoe waddles over there and licks it right up.  Well his owner immediately realizes what was going on all this time and pukes right there in front of me.     I lol'd for a bit then felt a little qweezy myself.  I took Roscoe out of the pool cause his owner couldn't even look at him.  The little guy just strutted away happy as could be.  The guy never worried about his dog crapping again.

[kitten_mittons]

Yesterday, while I was out for my run, I saw a little groundhog, and I was like.  Oh man, that thing looks cuddly.  I want to hold it.  I didn't hold it, I just ran past, and I looked back and it was chasing me! I was like  .  And then he ran into his hole.  He wasn't even chasing me, he was just scared and trying to go home!  I can't believe it.

 

[slobber]

Yesterday, while I was out for my run, I saw a little groundhog, and I was like.  Oh man, that thing looks cuddly.  I want to hold it.  I didn't hold it, I just ran past, and I looked back and it was chasing me! I was like  .  And then he ran into his hole.  He wasn't even chasing me, he was just scared and trying to go home!  I can't believe it.

 

Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?
Not groundhog related, but I've had a few dogs chase me when I am out for a run. I try to maintain my pace and ignore them, but I have my fists clinched so I can knock 'em the eff out if they try to attack. (I know that probably won't work, but what else you going to do...out run a dog?)

[kitten_mittons]

Great, great story. Did you actually speed up for a second?

Boy did I!

[steve dave]

I've seen two groundhogs in the wild.  that's the record for most groundhogs seen. 

[CNS]

My wife is deathly afraid of chipmunks.  Real ones, not the cartoon.

[AppleJack]

Let me know if you guys see any gerbils.

[Trim]

Let me know if you guys see any gerbils.

[420seriouscat69]

When I lived in Colorado out on the farm (I was 9) I would tape a flash light to my bee bee gun and go into our shed at night. There we're hundreds of mice out there. Me and my bro would fire away. I think that's a pretty cool animal story. They ran all over the place. 

[Trim]

(I was a 9)

Is that what mama fanning told you?

[420seriouscat69]

(I was a 9)

Is that what mama fanning told you?

Yep. she obviously lied to me.

[sys]

what else you going to do...out run a dog?

kick.