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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #525 on: August 16, 2011, 01:32:11 PM »
Dillos carry leprosy bro, so you got it x2 now.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #526 on: August 16, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
One time I killed a guy, and then ate him.. He was really tan..

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #527 on: August 16, 2011, 07:26:45 PM »
Saw a dead dillo out by Goddard last week.  Didn't know we had them this far north. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #531 on: August 17, 2011, 11:10:46 PM »
My dad and grandpa once had to remove their 2 frozen horses from a barn by using a chainsaw.  Guess it was some sort of crazy ass blizzard or something.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #532 on: August 18, 2011, 01:31:47 PM »
Would love to scare kids with these things:  http://www.wimp.com/airswimmers/

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #533 on: August 18, 2011, 01:39:17 PM »
wouldn't it just be better to scare a cat that happens to be staring into a fishbowl with one, and then videotape it, and  then make a gif of it, and then post it here?

you tell me.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #534 on: August 18, 2011, 01:40:14 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #537 on: August 25, 2011, 10:22:40 AM »


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This athletic bobcat leapt 50 feet up a prickly cactus and stayed there for six hours to escape from a ferocious lion. The terrified feline raced across a road and climbed to the top of the Giant Saguaro Cactus in Arizona's Sonoran Desert, which is thought to be up to 300-years-old. The lion circled for a few minutes then left.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #538 on: August 25, 2011, 10:45:02 AM »


Shark swimming IN THE STREET after hurrican Irene hit Puerto Rico.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #539 on: August 25, 2011, 01:14:14 PM »
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #540 on: August 25, 2011, 08:10:01 PM »
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #542 on: August 26, 2011, 01:02:21 PM »
I'm not sure how this happened, but I hit another squirrel today on my way to work.  This one had a nut in his mouth.  No crunching noise heard this time either. 
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #543 on: August 27, 2011, 10:00:50 AM »
Our orange cat Sunny (my sister UCSBALLISON isn't known for her originality in naming cats) used to pee in the toilet - the downside, she'd crap in the tub.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #544 on: September 06, 2011, 09:08:23 AM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #546 on: September 09, 2011, 05:14:42 PM »
i had a parakeet when i was 6.  when i got him at the store he escaped and flew into a window.  silly bird.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #547 on: September 09, 2011, 07:52:01 PM »
Would be better if there was also a Jet in the street.

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