Author Topic: amazing animal stories thread (post your own) (Read 236737 times)

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #425 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:43:17 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 07, 2011, 07:02:35 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u011XHmYq1Q&feature=player_embedded

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #426 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:44:00 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:41:26 AM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?

BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.

Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.

CNS · « **Reply #427 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:55:43 AM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:44:00 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?

BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.

Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.

enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #428 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:36:02 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:55:43 AM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?

BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.

Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.

enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.

Since I don't have guns, don't know where to get a real owl, and am not astute in the fine art of Falconry, I made need a woodpecker hitman.

PM me if interested and in the Fairway area.

TIA

wetwillie · « **Reply #429 on:** May 07, 2011, 11:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 11:36:02 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:55:43 AM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 07, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on May 07, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 06, 2011, 11:43:33 PM
Got a woodpecker problem. The son of a bitch pounds on my metal chimney top at about 7 am almost every morning. Rattles through my whole house. I can almost ignore it, but my Lab however can not. CAN NOT!!!! He is terrified of the noise. He jumps up in the bed and shakes in terror. It is the damnedest thing. I mean, he is a furrocious beast that eats burglars all the time, but woody (I named him woody) turns him into one of SD's cat pics. I bought an owl, Hooter (fake but I named him Hooter anyway), but Woody isn't afraid. Should I get a real owl? Where do you get real owls?

BB gun, 6am wakeup call, and a decent view of your chimney top from no more than 60-75ft away. should resolve the prob.

Illegal, and I don't have guns and stuff.

enjoy your rattling chimney metal and freaked out dog and stuff.

Since I don't have guns, don't know where to get a real owl, and am not astute in the fine art of Falconry, I made need a woodpecker hitman.

PM me if interested and in the Fairway area.

TIA

just p.m sys he is the man for the job, probably not the cheapest but will definitely make the problem go away.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #430 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:36:22 AM »

Slightly OT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #431 on:** May 14, 2011, 09:28:02 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on May 14, 2011, 07:36:22 AM

Slightly OT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #432 on:** May 14, 2011, 09:31:42 AM »

Woodpecker update:

Woody has moved his pecking up an hour to 6am. He has also shifted to only weekend pecking. He isn't doing it as long now.

Dog still terrified, but not as much. I am thinking about keeping the woodpecker.

KCFDcat · « **Reply #433 on:** May 14, 2011, 02:51:39 PM »

Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.

Cats...who needs em?

sys · « **Reply #434 on:** May 14, 2011, 04:17:31 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 14, 2011, 09:31:42 AM

Woodpecker update:

what kind of a woodpecker is this? where do you live?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #435 on:** May 14, 2011, 04:43:56 PM »

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 14, 2011, 02:51:39 PM

Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.

Cats...who needs em?

Yeah, but you did the right thing. You made some little girl's day

KCFDcat · « **Reply #436 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:24:07 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on May 14, 2011, 04:43:56 PM

Quote from: KCFDcat on May 14, 2011, 02:51:39 PM
Had to pull a cat off a telephone pole yesterday, somehow clawed it's way to the top and couldn't get down.

Cats...who needs em?

Yeah, but you did the right thing. You made some little girl's day

it's all part of the job, grabbing kittens out of high places really attracts the ladies.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #437 on:** May 15, 2011, 09:06:28 AM »

Quote from: sys on May 14, 2011, 04:17:31 PM

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on May 14, 2011, 09:31:42 AM
Woodpecker update:

what kind of a woodpecker is this? where do you live?

Didn't know their were different kinds. Stay away Sys, I am keeping him. His current routine is acceptable, but I will let you know if it changes. If Woody reverts back to his old ways...

On another note, Someone asked Mrs. SF last night what kind of cat we had.

I had no idea how to answer that question. I mean, its just a cat, you know.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #438 on:** May 15, 2011, 09:18:01 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on May 14, 2011, 07:36:22 AM

Slightly OT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nn0UkdDArM

This is pure gold.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #439 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:56:02 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZGD-vri_Oc&feature=channel_video_title

sys · « **Reply #440 on:** June 08, 2011, 06:11:24 PM »

my god. i want a raccoon puppy almost more than any other pup.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #441 on:** June 08, 2011, 06:32:21 PM »

Friend had a raccoon pet when I was a kid. Mean as hell.

Woodpecker update:

Gone

steve dave · « **Reply #442 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:33:39 PM »

painting your dog to look like a panda....great idea or greatest idea?

CNS · « **Reply #443 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:36:54 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 22, 2011, 02:33:39 PM

painting your dog to look like a panda....great idea or greatest idea?

Saw that. Loved the tiger one.

steve dave · « **Reply #444 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:43:46 PM »

I mean, they obviously love it. Look at this guy strutting around alpha as eff.

CNS · « **Reply #445 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:45:00 PM »

Yep and the tiger is smiling his stripes off.

sys · « **Reply #446 on:** June 22, 2011, 03:52:19 PM »

sys · « **Reply #447 on:** June 22, 2011, 04:14:54 PM »

who wants in on the groundfloor of my new nyc dog-painting salon? pm for a prospectus.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #448 on:** June 22, 2011, 04:20:59 PM »

Whenever I take my dog on runs he always manages to hold his crap in until the worst possible moment when someone is outside tending to their lawn. Went on a 5 mile run with the little bastard yesterday, he ran for 3 miles, and the first house I get to where someone is outside he immediately squats. He does this almost every time. Anyways, that's my story.

pissclams · « **Reply #449 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:09:41 PM »

guys- those aren't panda bears and tigers. they're still dogs, and still suck. /thread