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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #375 on: May 04, 2011, 11:52:41 AM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #376 on: May 04, 2011, 11:56:48 AM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #377 on: May 04, 2011, 11:59:50 AM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #378 on: May 04, 2011, 12:04:48 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #379 on: May 04, 2011, 12:08:20 PM »

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #380 on: May 04, 2011, 12:10:39 PM »
My hound dog spins in circles really fast when we are about to take him for a walk. It's pretty neat.

He also ate about 40 TUMS one time, never phased him.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #381 on: May 04, 2011, 12:26:00 PM »


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #382 on: May 04, 2011, 12:41:27 PM »
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #383 on: May 04, 2011, 12:45:13 PM »
Family dog of 12 years died last week. :frown:
Dogs die all the time ... Not amazing  :dubious:

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #384 on: May 04, 2011, 01:43:37 PM »


this guy looks like a baby boo radley

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #385 on: May 04, 2011, 02:24:53 PM »
very much does.  boo is at the groomer getting his lion cut shave today.  he wasn't happy this morning.



this next one, which you posted a while ago, really really reminds me of him when he was a young buck.
the yellow eyes.



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #386 on: May 04, 2011, 02:44:14 PM »
currently getting a new roof   :gocho:  and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night.   I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball.  Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping.  I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out.  Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed.   I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation.  The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest.  Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death.   As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table.   This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.

By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by.  I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.

Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #387 on: May 04, 2011, 02:47:58 PM »
great story heinballz

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #388 on: May 04, 2011, 02:49:32 PM »
currently getting a new roof   :gocho:  and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night.   I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball.  Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping.  I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out.  Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed.   I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation.  The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest.  Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death.   As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table.   This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.

By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by.  I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.

Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.

If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice. 

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #389 on: May 04, 2011, 03:02:41 PM »
currently getting a new roof   :gocho:  and heard chirps coming from an overhang last night.   I got a ladder and found a small hole where some of the wood had rotted away about the size of a baseball.  Listened closely and sure enough there were baby birds chirping.  I broke the hole open large enough to get my hand in there and a bird flew out.  Feeling around I could feel a big nest and I knew that my decking was going to get replaced and the nest would likely get destroyed.   I took a hanging plant pot & moved the nest along with 4 blind/bald/ugly baby birds to the hanging pot so that they wouldn't get killed during today's roof installation.  The mother bird couldn't find them because they went to sleep & weren't chirping; I was afraid that I fated them to a cold starving death by moving the nest.  Last night around 10:00 I went to check and the mother still hadn't come back, so I brought them inside from the cold so they wouldn't freeze to death.   As they warmed up, they chirped a bit, & went to sleep so I locked up the family dog and let the baby birds sleep inside on the Kitchen table.   This morning, I woke up around 6:00 to starving baby birds chirping so I put them back outside hoping their mother would find them.

By 6:15, their bellies were on their way to being full with both the mother & father bird cranking away at finding bugs/worms/whatever and they are now safely hiding away from danger in a hanging plant pot with the mother close by.  I was going to take pictures of them, but didn't think of it when I had them down.

Also, the whole "mothers will reject baby birds if you've handled them is bullshit.

Think about how happy the mother and father birds were when they realized their babies were safe. You did a good thing.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #390 on: May 04, 2011, 03:04:29 PM »

If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.  



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #391 on: May 04, 2011, 03:04:55 PM »
great story heinballz

Made me tear up just a bit.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #392 on: May 04, 2011, 03:11:35 PM »

If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.  



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Great.

You just helped out the next gen of birds who try to make homes in your grill, crap on your patio(like, a lot), and chase off other non-shitty birds.


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #393 on: May 04, 2011, 03:12:15 PM »
that's a beautiful bird.  don't listen to cns douchey

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #394 on: May 04, 2011, 03:13:07 PM »

If they were starlings, you did the world a disservice.  



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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #395 on: May 04, 2011, 03:14:43 PM »
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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #396 on: May 04, 2011, 03:16:30 PM »
that's a beautiful bird.  don't listen to cns douchey

They are really mean to other, non-shitty, birds. 

Also, they are filthy. 

I have a BB gun, that I saved from when I was a little guy, specifically for shooting these out of my back yard. 


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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #397 on: May 04, 2011, 03:19:02 PM »
Not supposed to shoot migratory birds.  Hell, pretty sure possession of their feathers is even a crime.

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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #398 on: May 04, 2011, 03:19:39 PM »




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Re: amazing animal stories thread (post your own)
« Reply #399 on: May 04, 2011, 03:34:56 PM »
Not supposed to shoot migratory birds.  Hell, pretty sure possession of their feathers is even a crime.

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