Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

[highway61]

I've got Avery Johnson o58.5 rush yards. Market has moved up to 68.5 yards, so I'm not sure I would take the over at that line.

[DaBigTrain]

That still seems really low

[bananaeater]

What about just taking KSU and having us win by a field goal or more?  Too old fashioned? 

If you're interested in making small amounts of money then go right ahead.  We're trying to change lives here.   

[DaBigTrain]

 

[ben ji]

Great write up banana eater.

My house was recently foreclosed due to some bad bets on farmageddon and my wife stopped putting money in my account after the divorce so I'm going to go with a nice easy +430 parlay to get me back on my feet and hopefully buy lil ben ji a Christmas present.

Katz -3
AJ over 60.5 rushing
Giddens over 16.5 receiving

[star seed 7]

Well fellas, this is it.  The last chance for fat stacks off our Cats until next season.  The last chance to make it all right, and prove once and for all your wife / husband didn't make the biggest mistake of their life.  Draftkings isn't wanting to give us a lot of bet options for this game.  Makes sense.  This isn't even a remotely fair matchup, and what are you going to set Avery Johnson 3+ anytime TD odds at anyways?  -400?  So, we'll do what we can and figure out how to get ours.

First bet for me is a nice little +264 Parlay:

THE Kansas State University Wildcats -6.5 alternate spread + Avery Johnson over 54.5 rushing.  If you're betting  $25 or less you can throw on a profit boost and take that up to +396.  That pays you just under $100, which is a nice appetizer to the main course.

Next up is the championship parlay.  This is a +1000 parlay that takes your money, makes 10 more copies of it, and gives it back to you.  You can not get that from saving, investing, etc.   

-Kansas State -8 alternate spread
-Cats 2.5+ TDs
-Cats Spread 1st half
-Cats Spread 2nd Half
-Cats First Half Points 12.5+
-Jayce Brown Receiving 53.5+
-DJamer Giddens 110+ Rushing

 

If you assume your warmup bet is going to hit, go ahead and pre-bet that $100 here and make yourself a grand.  Its good for it. 

Couple hours to go, how are my fellow degenerates going to make money off this game?  hot tips only please. 

   

Man, what a heartbreaker

[I_have_purplewood]

Well fellas, this is it.  The last chance for fat stacks off our Cats until next season.  The last chance to make it all right, and prove once and for all your wife / husband didn't make the biggest mistake of their life.  Draftkings isn't wanting to give us a lot of bet options for this game.  Makes sense.  This isn't even a remotely fair matchup, and what are you going to set Avery Johnson 3+ anytime TD odds at anyways?  -400?  So, we'll do what we can and figure out how to get ours.

First bet for me is a nice little +264 Parlay:

THE Kansas State University Wildcats -6.5 alternate spread + Avery Johnson over 54.5 rushing.  If you're betting  $25 or less you can throw on a profit boost and take that up to +396.  That pays you just under $100, which is a nice appetizer to the main course.

Next up is the championship parlay.  This is a +1000 parlay that takes your money, makes 10 more copies of it, and gives it back to you.  You can not get that from saving, investing, etc.   

-Kansas State -8 alternate spread
-Cats 2.5+ TDs
-Cats Spread 1st half
-Cats Spread 2nd Half
-Cats First Half Points 12.5+
-Jayce Brown Receiving 53.5+
-DJamer Giddens 110+ Rushing

 

If you assume your warmup bet is going to hit, go ahead and pre-bet that $100 here and make yourself a grand.  Its good for it. 

Couple hours to go, how are my fellow degenerates going to make money off this game?  hot tips only please. 

   

Man, what a heartbreaker

yep.. . Stupid ol' straight up line betting... 

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If Jayce had 2 more yds then everywhere you saw Carl and Mary Ice those names would be replaced with bananaeater:(

[ben ji]

Great write up banana eater.

My house was recently foreclosed due to some bad bets on farmageddon and my wife stopped putting money in my account after the divorce so I'm going to go with a nice easy +430 parlay to get me back on my feet and hopefully buy lil ben ji a Christmas present.

Katz -3
AJ over 60.5 rushing
Giddens over 16.5 receiving

lil ji is getting a power ranger and I've finally got enough scratch to put a deposit down on an apartment and move out of my parents basement! 

PRAISE BE

[star seed 7]

Well done papa ji

[bananaeater]

If Jayce had 2 more yds then everywhere you saw Carl and Mary Ice those names would be replaced with bananaeater:(

I was going to show all the haters with the bananaeater lazy river presented by draftkings, but jayce couldnt find two more yards.  The +296 bet hit though, so we're still eating red lobster tonight like real ballers.

really felt good about that +1000 parlay.  so close.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

If Jayce had 2 more yds then everywhere you saw Carl and Mary Ice those names would be replaced with bananaeater:(

I was going to show all the haters with the bananaeater lazy river presented by draftkings, but jayce couldnt find two more yards.  The +296 bet hit though, so we're still eating red lobster tonight like real ballers.

really felt good about that +1000 parlay.  so close.

LSBIQ over here but did I read all of that correctly that every other part of that parlay hit?

[bananaeater]

If Jayce had 2 more yds then everywhere you saw Carl and Mary Ice those names would be replaced with bananaeater:(

I was going to show all the haters with the bananaeater lazy river presented by draftkings, but jayce couldnt find two more yards.  The +296 bet hit though, so we're still eating red lobster tonight like real ballers.

really felt good about that +1000 parlay.  so close.

LSBIQ over here but did I read all of that correctly that every other part of that parlay hit?

yessir.  first parlay paid, second missed by two reception yards for our man jayce.  Being said, that win put such a smile on my face the moving guys repossessing my furniture thought I had lost my mind. 

[Dugout DickStone]

I did not take the under in the Cotton Bowl but my god

[ben ji]

Bama ML and Washington +4 parlay tonight.

[star seed 7]

https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/2024/01/03/kansas-state-utah-lead-big-12-in-odds-to-win-2025-college-football-playoff/

[bananaeater]

https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/2024/01/03/kansas-state-utah-lead-big-12-in-odds-to-win-2025-college-football-playoff/

Bet early, bet often

[schreds21]

So has anybody else been cashing in on Mahommes/Chiefs being underdogs the last two weeks?  Took Chiefs moneyline both games and won some farms!

[wetwillie]

I took Mahomes anytime TD the last two weeks, turns out he has to run it in for that to count.

[bananaeater]

I took Mahomes anytime TD the last two weeks, turns out he has to run it in for that to count.

The key when realizing something like this is to convince yourself you would have made the bet anyway had you known, because "it still made sense".  Only then will you take the next step on this journey.

[star seed 7]

Yesterday was a good day my friends

[Stevesie60]

Wowzers

[schreds21]

Yesterday was a good day my friends

[DaBigTrain]

Damn son!

[MakeItRain]

Forgive me for being a noob but how in the hell does picking those two teams to win net that much? There had to be tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who made that bet.