Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

[wetwillie]

I assume it was a futures bet from awhile ago that just cashed

[MadCat]

My undereducated guess is because KC was the underdog and the payoffs are amplified since it was a parlay and both conditions had to be met.  I don't understand why the SF win paid more since Detroit was the underdog in that matchup.

[star seed 7]

Forgive me for being a noob but how in the hell does picking those two teams to win net that much? There had to be tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who made that bet.

I placed this in September (with the sign up bonus #ack)

[MadCat]

Welp, that explains it.  We are in the presence of a time traveler with a sports almanac

[mocat]

nice bet, lib. always smart to bet on mahomes. but fading the eagles in lieu of the team with the mold aggie qb was pretty dang impressive

[wetwillie]

Placing a two team parlay in September is the ultimate Denis Clemente style heat check

[catastrophe]

Forgive me for being a noob but how in the hell does picking those two teams to win net that much? There had to be tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who made that bet.

I placed this in September (with the sign up bonus #ack)

That’s great. Although I’m guessing those were both the odds on favorites when you placed the bet. Still that is a hell of a bet to make and cash.

[MakeItRain]

Forgive me for being a noob but how in the hell does picking those two teams to win net that much? There had to be tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who made that bet.

I placed this in September (with the sign up bonus #ack)

So not the matchups, but you picked those two teams to win their conference championship games?

[star seed 7]

Forgive me for being a noob but how in the hell does picking those two teams to win net that much? There had to be tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who made that bet.

I placed this in September (with the sign up bonus #ack)

So not the matchups, but you picked those two teams to win their conference championship games?

Correct

[star seed 7]

alright guys, what have to got for tonight?  i went a little nuts on small bets with big payoffs but that's just how i roll

Futures:
Most playoff sacks - chris jones  +2000 (pretty much dead)
Most playoff passing yards - Patty +550 (needs like 120 yards)
Most playoff passing td's - Patty +600 (needs 2 to tie baker for half payout)
KC to score 1+ FG in every round of playoffs  +850
KC to score 1+ rushing TD in every round of playoffs +2000
KC Super bowl champs +600
KC Super bowl champs +1000

Game:
KC moneyline +108
Parlay +7045
 -kc +2.5
 -under 47.5
 -anytime TD Pacheco, Kelce, and Rice
Correct score kc 27 - sf 17  +13000
Kelce first TD/Pacheco 2nd TD exact order +10000

[wetwillie]

Under on the national anthem

[bananaeater]

Pacheco not getting into the endzone cost this better dearly.  Real bad. 

But no matter . . . we've been here before.  You have to have some lows to really appreciate the highs AMIRITE?  AMIRITE?   

[bananaeater]

Regular internet access has been touch and go for me since the NBA playoffs, but the universe has a way of helping those in need.  (I found a wallet in a bathroom stall at the OKC Whataburger). 

Just looking at cat futures for this upcoming season, and noticed draftkings is offering +380 on the cats winning the Allstate 12 championship game in 2024.  Obviously this is loss leader for them, so I kept looking.  All I can see are pretty much guaranteed wins?  Feel free to correct me on this, but I'd love to know which of these lines I SHOULDN'T bet my prescription drug trial money on tonight?

Cats over 9.5 wins: +125
Cats to make the playoffs: +250
Cats spread vs arizona:  -7.5
cats spread vs oklahoma state: -5.5
Cats spread vs CU:  -6 (is that a joke???)
Cats spread vs hawks: -7

[star seed 7]

-6 

[cfbandyman]

-6 

It could be double and it'd still be too low. I'd parlay a -10 with Avery having 3TDs+ and w/e that'll payout cause that seems like a lock.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Can you do a parlay with CU losing every game ATS?

[cfbandyman]

Can you do a parlay with CU losing every game ATS?

I feel like vegas will do whatever you want if you're willing to put it down