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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #400 on: September 08, 2024, 03:11:33 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #401 on: September 08, 2024, 03:17:54 PM »
and vegas knows it all too well


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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #402 on: September 08, 2024, 04:24:03 PM »
KSU Cats -7

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #403 on: September 09, 2024, 04:55:27 PM »
Giddens anytime TD at -178 is great value for a SGP

LOVE Dylan Edwards anytime TD value at +164

Avery 225 yards passing +200  :surprised:

Avery two passing TDs -106

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #404 on: September 09, 2024, 07:16:39 PM »
That Avery Johnson anytime TD is lurking out there
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #405 on: September 12, 2024, 08:37:49 AM »
@bananaeater give me your plays - my wife is about to leave me
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #406 on: September 12, 2024, 08:45:41 AM »
@bananaeater give me your plays - my wife is about to leave me
My friend, I would love to, but I'm currently south of the Kansas border in a little slice of hell called oklahoma.  no online gambling here if you can believe that?!  Makes sense now why everyone down here is so poor.   hold tight, I'm putting parlays in once I'm back in God's country this evening.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #407 on: September 12, 2024, 09:53:45 AM »
@bananaeater give me your plays - my wife is about to leave me
My friend, I would love to, but I'm currently south of the Kansas border in a little slice of hell called oklahoma.  no online gambling here if you can believe that?!  Makes sense now why everyone down here is so poor.   hold tight, I'm putting parlays in once I'm back in God's country this evening.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #408 on: September 13, 2024, 01:30:17 AM »
Not sure why, but I feel like the good cats are really going to carve up the zona cats.  I'm going to stew over it tomorrow at the office before I hit the road.  Until then, I'm scratching the itch with a nice +500 all offense parlay.  Honestly, this feels way conservative . . .   

Avery Johnson . . . . Anytime TD
Dylan Edwards Anytime TD
Avery Johson 200+ Passing Yards.
+500 Parlay

Here's the thing, you throw a Jayce Brown anytime TD bet on that thang (no brainer), and you've got yourself a +1200 cash stacker queued up.     

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #409 on: September 13, 2024, 09:08:07 AM »
Good bet, the Avery 200 yards going to be the hardest one
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #410 on: September 13, 2024, 02:00:52 PM »
put together a nice little +256 parlay to pair with the other.  (+380 if you use the cats boost on DK / max $20 bet).

Over 60.5
AJ 40+ rushing yards
JB 40 + Receiving yards

Honestly guys, I expect AJ and JB to hit those numbers by halftime if not end of 1st qtr. amirite?  :emawkid: 

What are you all betting??? I need some hot action to tail.  The smorgasbord of cats props being offered is almost overwhelming. 

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #411 on: September 13, 2024, 02:03:03 PM »
KSU -7
BC +15
Tulane +13
CSU +7

I bet them each individually and then parlay'd em up for +1217.

Basically free money at this point.

Now its time to snack on some bananaeater prop parlays for the katz game tonight.  :popcorn:

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #412 on: September 13, 2024, 02:51:45 PM »
KSU -7
BC +15
Tulane +13
CSU +7

I bet them each individually and then parlay'd em up for +1217.

Basically free money at this point.

Now its time to snack on some bananaeater prop parlays for the katz game tonight.  :popcorn:

nice.  I'm gonna ride with you on this one.  LFG! :excited:

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #413 on: September 13, 2024, 03:21:18 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #414 on: September 13, 2024, 03:44:43 PM »
Hot damn ‘clams
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #415 on: September 13, 2024, 04:16:30 PM »
KSU -6.5 is smoking hot, I think it opened closer to 10 didn't it?
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #416 on: September 13, 2024, 04:20:30 PM »
That’s scary :-(


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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #417 on: September 14, 2024, 07:19:09 PM »
I'm so ready to start betting multiple farms after this weekend.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #418 on: September 14, 2024, 07:20:51 PM »
I got paid on my Edwards Anytime TD which is awesome, and I'm not complaining. But how does that not count as a D/ST TD? If it's blocked, it counts as a D TD, but once it leaves the punter's foot, the returner gets credited with the TD?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #419 on: September 14, 2024, 07:21:22 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #420 on: September 14, 2024, 08:25:26 PM »
I got paid on my Edwards Anytime TD which is awesome, and I'm not complaining. But how does that not count as a D/ST TD? If it's blocked, it counts as a D TD, but once it leaves the punter's foot, the returner gets credited with the TD?
I feel like this burned me in fantasy too. I never fully understood the rule.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #421 on: September 14, 2024, 08:33:02 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #422 on: September 15, 2024, 09:02:53 AM »
Theoretically speaking...If a person was in a cash "crunch" after betting the farm on clams sure thing parlay and needed to sell a kidney to increase their "liquidity"....how would one go about that?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #423 on: September 15, 2024, 10:00:41 AM »
Theoretically speaking...If a person was in a cash "crunch" after betting the farm on clams sure thing parlay and needed to sell a kidney to increase their "liquidity"....how would one go about that?
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #424 on: September 15, 2024, 10:06:39 AM »
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