Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed

[star seed 7]

I'm very excited to gamble my 401k multiple times this season! 

No better way to become rich

[bananaeater]

I'm very excited to gamble my 401k multiple times this season! 

No better way to become rich

that money is doing him no good just sitting there.

[ben ji]

Last year I took my free $100 bets from draft kings and pretty much stayed around the 100-300 dollar range throughout the year betting big12 and random big games (like $10 a pop, TWENTY if I really liked it, along with a $5 parlay on all 3-4 games I bet).

I won a bit on the regular season CFB games and maybe made one NFL bet a week...but the real money I made came in the NFL playoffs/superbowl. Chiefs get down early? Live bet the money line or points when the game actually matters. 

Lost a bit during March madness but still pulled out around $300 after my "betting season" ended leaving around $50.

The few EURO/Olympic bets I placed were just for entertainment and I probably lost $10. Just fired it back up again and hit the GT Spread over FSU and the Nevada spread over SMU last week 

[ben ji]

So really the key is to watch the chiefs and when they get down 10ish points just slam the in game line. Moneyline, spread, whatever...Mahomes will win it for us.

[star seed 7]

Gambling app SUBs are the new credit card SUBs but more satisfying

[Winters]

I'm very excited to gamble my 401k multiple times this season! 

No better way to become rich

that money is doing him no good just sitting there.

Sports gambling is recession proof and I'm not no dummy

[Winters]

I'm very excited to gamble my 401k multiple times this season! 

No better way to become rich

that money is doing him no good just sitting there.

Sports gambling is recession proof and I'm not no dummy

I'm in complete poverty after yesterday

[ben ji]

ben ji went 2-0 in week zero (GT and Nevada + points) and is currently 1-0 in week one taking lindenwood+46.5

Here are the rest of my sizzling week 1 picks

TCU -8.5.... Its Stanford, go frogs
Notre Dame ML +130....Aggie gonna Aggie until Aggie stops Aggieing
SDSU +9.5....I think OSU wins but South Dakota will make them sweat
UT Martin +36.5....Katz go up big early then UT Martin gets a garbage time score to cover 45-10 or something
WVU +8...No real reason on this one, just want to see couch Aggie win make it a good game

I haven't placed it yet but I'm thinking about putting some money on CSU to cover vs TX...will be a game time decision tomorrow.

[bananaeater]

ben ji went 2-0 in week zero (GT and Nevada + points) and is currently 1-0 in week one taking lindenwood+46.5

Here are the rest of my sizzling week 1 picks

TCU -8.5.... Its Stanford, go frogs
Notre Dame ML +130....Aggie gonna Aggie until Aggie stops Aggieing
SDSU +9.5....I think OSU wins but South Dakota will make them sweat
UT Martin +36.5....Katz go up big early then UT Martin gets a garbage time score to cover 45-10 or something
WVU +8...No real reason on this one, just want to see couch Aggie win make it a good game

I haven't placed it yet but I'm thinking about putting some money on CSU to cover vs TX...will be a game time decision tomorrow.

Nice start to the CFB investment season!  I'm currently 1/3 on my parlays, but did win a bit betting on NDSU. If TCU can cover i'll be happy

[bananaeater]

Guys, Mrs. Bananaeater put a $1 on another one of those +38,000 parlays and hit.  I am 0/2 for the day, with one parlay still alive.  Need USC to cover the spread and I'll hit a +505 parlay as hawaii and okie light both beat alternate spreads.  Need this one bad.  How did everyone else end up?  Any big winners?

[Stevesie60]

Only had 2 big bets this weekend, O13.5 total points in the first quarter of the Cats game, so that blocked punt was fantastic.

Then I talked myself out of betting the USC moneyline because of Twitter discourse and ended up betting the over. Lesson learned.

[CHONGS]

Cats -8 this weekend? I admit I don't know much about Tulane this season, but wow that surprised me.

[wetwillie]

I think latest I saw was 10.5, 8 is an easy bet if it's still out there.

[Stevesie60]

Down to 10. Play super boring in order to bring the line down for game 2. Fans capitalize, bet farms, etc. and can donate more to NIL. It's brilliant.

[CHONGS]

I guess I'm out of touch, but -8 on the road seemed large to me.  You guys are saying that's too small?  Did something happen to Tulane?

[wetwillie]

They lost their coach to UH

[ben ji]

Threw an abe Lincoln on Rashee Rice over 70 yards and Carson Steele anytime TD for +1100

[bananaeater]

Guys, I just put in my first Cats parlay of this foosball season.  It a real doozy of a no-brainer. 

Dylan Edwards - Anytime TD
Avery Johnson - Anytime TD
Cats spread -8.5

+625 total odds.  Yeah, really. 

Remember degenerates, do NOT pity the casinos for offering these stupid odds.  Take advantage of their arrogance to make some coin. 

LFG!

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I guess I'm out of touch, but -8 on the road seemed large to me.  You guys are saying that's too small?  Did something happen to Tulane?

I was also expecting a closer spread.

[Stevesie60]

Currently even money for Giddens to rush for 100+ yards. And +140 for an Edwards TD.

[Winters]

Giddens anytime TD at -178 is great value for a SGP

LOVE Dylan Edwards anytime TD value at +164

Avery 225 yards passing +200 

Avery two passing TDs -106

odds brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook

[pissclams]

bret’s bets

[Spracne]

This is why I subscribe to Bret’s Bets.

[pissclams]

This is why I subscribe to Bret’s Bets.

better get used to it

[CHONGS]

KSU Cats -7

Someone likes us a lot!