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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #275 on: November 23, 2023, 06:37:45 PM »
Got Deebo for first TD at +950. Threw in a Deebo / Metcalf TD parlay as well.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #276 on: November 23, 2023, 07:31:56 PM »
Cash it, baby!

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #277 on: November 23, 2023, 07:37:16 PM »
Hell yeah
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #278 on: November 23, 2023, 07:39:50 PM »
Man, that is sexy as hell.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #279 on: November 23, 2023, 09:00:35 PM »
What a rush

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #280 on: November 23, 2023, 09:11:20 PM »
Cash it, baby!
beautiful!  love to see it! 

I snuck in on miss state money line at +500.  Hoping for a big payout . . .we shall see.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #281 on: November 23, 2023, 11:32:27 PM »
I had a Deebo TD tied to 49ers -4 at +236, and also tied together a McCaffrey TD with +2.5 TOs at +178. Out of my 7 bets today, they were the only ones that hit (1 pushed).

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #282 on: November 24, 2023, 03:38:38 PM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #283 on: November 24, 2023, 03:39:18 PM »
& dumber


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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #284 on: November 24, 2023, 04:02:55 PM »
IPA's betting tip: if you're gonna do a 12 legger, don't carry so much chalk. You need a few upsets and/or spread covers to liven it up. 100-1 should be the minimum reward for hitting twelve picks, and you really should be looking for 100,000-1.

Narrow down to 2-3 leg parlays if you want to play them.

Otherwise, just look for solid singles. Preserve the bankroll just a little bit and you might just get to pay taxes.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #285 on: November 24, 2023, 04:45:30 PM »
Yeah I just went with snowbrag

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Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #286 on: November 24, 2023, 06:27:19 PM »
I was visiting family in a legal gambling state and scratched this itch. Wife and I each got the Draft Kings $150 bonus bets and made a bunch of fun/stupid bets with house money.

We ended up making $200 a piece. My biggest cashing bets were Cowboys D/ST touchdown and a late 4th quarter bet for an Aiyuk anytime TD (solely cause he was on my opponent’s fantasy team and I knew I’d get effed over somehow).

The Mrs.’s biggest bet was for a specific Cowboy’s drive to include a 10 yard rush, 20 yard pass, and TD.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #287 on: November 25, 2023, 10:14:00 AM »
30% profit boost on FD for Buckeyes game. I'll take it.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #288 on: November 25, 2023, 10:28:09 AM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #289 on: November 25, 2023, 10:42:23 AM »


i think i'll hop on this with you.  looks real nice.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #290 on: November 25, 2023, 11:00:51 AM »
Last home game at the Bill this season, really think the guys are going to leave it all out there vs ISU.  Putting together a couple nice cats parlays to close out the regular season and maybe even get some of my wife's jewelry back. 

1st Parlay -

DJamer Giddens 80+ rushing
Phillip Brooks 42.5+ Receiving
Will Howard 200+ passing
DJamer Giddens anytime TD
THE Kansas State University - Moneyline

This is a nice +650 Parlay that you could probably get to around +1000 with a boost.  Being said, those boosts limit how much you can bet, and we're not defined by our limits here.  Bet early, bet often. 

Working on a couple other cats parlays, but would love to see what my fellow degens are doing and maybe hitch my wagon to your donkey or however the expression goes.  I'm on a decent amount of edibles this morning and I think that's positively affecting my gambling choices so keep that in mind.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #291 on: November 25, 2023, 11:14:12 AM »
Phillip Brooks 42.5+ Rushing
That's bold strategy, Cotton.  ;)

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #292 on: November 25, 2023, 11:30:06 AM »
LMAO how many games has Brooks had at least 43 yards rushing?

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #293 on: November 25, 2023, 11:42:00 AM »
Brooks has never got 43 yards rushing in a season let alone a game
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #294 on: November 25, 2023, 11:45:24 AM »
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #295 on: November 25, 2023, 11:45:53 AM »
No player props on FD in Louisiana for Farmegeddon.

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #296 on: November 25, 2023, 11:57:34 AM »
Brooks has never got 43 yards rushing in a season let alone a game
typo folks, typo.  has been corrected. 

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #297 on: November 25, 2023, 12:08:38 PM »
Don't let these nerds bully you into changing it
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #298 on: November 25, 2023, 12:12:06 PM »
Don't let these nerds bully you into changing it

Honestly I'm kind of disappointed. I thought he was on to some weird crap that was gonna pay like 100 to 1.
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Re: Degenerates Thread / Proud of this house they repossessed
« Reply #299 on: November 25, 2023, 03:40:12 PM »
30% profit boost on FD for Buckeyes game. I'll take it.
Easy money