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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #375 on: October 21, 2023, 08:43:01 PM »
Our coaching staff is running him up 31 in the fourth quarter…

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #376 on: October 21, 2023, 08:43:58 PM »
taken some big hits. how about those 2 incredible passes to jayce though? LET HIM PASS
I don't think he had many open receivers

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #377 on: November 06, 2023, 11:43:46 AM »
Please find a way to throw this woman and her child a couple of bucks, if you can.


https://champsraise.com/athletes/avery-johnson

Worth noting that student athletes couldn't do things like this before nil.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #378 on: November 06, 2023, 11:46:27 AM »
Really cool of Avery. I like this cat.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #379 on: November 06, 2023, 03:53:46 PM »
Please find a way to throw this woman and her child a couple of bucks, if you can.


https://champsraise.com/athletes/avery-johnson

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that’s really putting a lot onto the shoulders of a kid who, without his athletic gifts, would otherwise probably not be involved with something of this nature.  he seems to be well prepared and handling it.  and this, folks, is how leaders are born.


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #380 on: November 06, 2023, 04:16:55 PM »
He is the chosen one
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #381 on: November 06, 2023, 06:26:47 PM »
He is the chosen one

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #382 on: November 06, 2023, 06:49:59 PM »
Please find a way to throw this woman and her child a couple of bucks, if you can.


https://champsraise.com/athletes/avery-johnson

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Thought I was going to be in 3rd place for a minute but before I could even screenshot for posterity Ken Laudan (IRL Pissclams?) just swooped in to take me off the podium

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #383 on: November 06, 2023, 08:01:47 PM »
Looks like Hayden Gillum has one too.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #384 on: November 07, 2023, 08:47:54 PM »
Please find a way to throw this woman and her child a couple of bucks, if you can.
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very cool  :emawkid:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #385 on: November 27, 2023, 05:12:15 PM »
It is time.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #386 on: November 27, 2023, 05:25:14 PM »
 :excited: :excited: :excited:
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #387 on: November 27, 2023, 05:50:15 PM »
Giddy up, folks
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #388 on: November 27, 2023, 06:05:16 PM »
Projected stats for his first start in the bowl game?

17/24 passing for 220 yards and 2 TD's
12 rushes for 103 yards and 2 TD's

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #389 on: November 27, 2023, 06:16:38 PM »
24/25 passing for 400 yards + 4 TDs
30 carries for 300 yards rushing + 3TDs
2 reception TDs

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #390 on: November 27, 2023, 06:21:13 PM »
I think he's going to look below average tbh. Will be a good learning experience though.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #391 on: November 27, 2023, 06:24:04 PM »
We’re going to take lumps next year


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #392 on: November 27, 2023, 06:27:57 PM »
I'm going to roast the crap out of you two negative  Norberts.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #393 on: November 27, 2023, 06:39:54 PM »
I love the crap out of the kid but he's human.  They have only let him throw it against legit competition like 20 times all year. 
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #394 on: November 27, 2023, 06:45:27 PM »
2 rushing TDs
1 passing TD
2 INTs

Who GAF about yards

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #395 on: November 27, 2023, 07:21:00 PM »
I love the crap out of the kid but he's human.  They have only let him throw it against legit competition like 20 times all year.
I’m actually not sure if he’s human. The hair, the swag, the ability to run around people so fast. Also, if you’re classy like he is, you don’t give it up on the first date.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #396 on: November 27, 2023, 07:52:08 PM »
I love the crap out of the kid but he's human.  They have only let him throw it against legit competition like 20 times all year.


Your right, we aren't going to throw much in the bowl game in order to make teams think he can't throw (and then unleash the full package next season)...I'm updating my stats

10-14 passing for 120 yards and 2 TD's with 1 INT (tipped ball)
16 rushes for 174 yards and 2 TD's

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #397 on: November 27, 2023, 07:59:58 PM »
Would playing in the bowl game affect his remaining eligibility? 

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #398 on: November 27, 2023, 08:08:45 PM »
Would playing in the bowl game affect his remaining eligibility?

Would winning a dr. pepper and going to the CFP as a purple Lamar Jackson before getting drafted affect your question?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #399 on: November 27, 2023, 08:10:12 PM »
Would playing in the bowl game affect his remaining eligibility?

I've heard the same question several times about Nico at Tennessee and all of those articles said bowl games don't count towards this year's eligibility.  No idea if that's true or not but these were all major outlets like ESPN,etc.