what if avery johnston is a complete badass??

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Avery's weight is tearing this blog apart

We haven't seen this level of division in the Wildcat #Family since the days of Waters Runs Dry.

[Shooter Jones]

Fitz and the Lemon Party crew incoming?

[Katpappy]

If he likes overdoes it with the deciduous food from the strength table and gains 100 lbs, he could easily switch with the center and crap no one with know if he'll just keep the ball and run for or hike it to Will and with his mighty 250 lbs could run it.  This would drive defenses crazy.  CFP here we come.

[OK_Cat]

I love Avery just like every other Cat fan, and expect great things from him, but let's pump the brakes on how his future will turn out.  There were a lot of Cats on Twitter (some of you, probably) that were talking about Will Howard being in the Heisman conversation at the beginning of the season, for god's sake

[Dugout DickStone]

he's a little porkie for my liking

[ChiComCat]

Agree with Dickstone.  Imagine how fast he could go if he drops 10-15 lbs.

[MadCat]

I'm hoping he doesn't get some sort of eating disorder based on the wants and needs of this blog

[pissclams]

i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

[KST8FAN]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/24795h/is_there_actually_a_correlation_between_a_qbs/?rdt=50660


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[Dugout DickStone]

i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

[deputy dawg]

I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low LQBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

You have to believe that opposing coaches are studying film from the Tech game to put a stop to AJ's run game, and it won't be some polite request.

[yoga-like_abana]

Is it possible Avery has a third leg like Chris Jones and even if he were heavier he would still have the speed and quickness with added weight?

[Shooter Jones]

i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

[Dugout DickStone]

Is it possible Avery has a third leg like Chris Jones and even if he were heavier he would still have the speed and quickness with added weight?

do you really need to ask?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

he would be so hard to tackle. like in an mmmbop he's gone. in an mmmbop he's not there.

[mocat]

I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low QBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

another great thing about Collin Klein and his enormous size / weight is that he was famously never injured

[Dugout DickStone]

i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

he would be so hard to tackle. like in an mmmbop he's gone. in an mmmbop he's not there.

Dr. Pep game.  redzone:  Avery takes the snap.  Sinnot picks him up and yeets him into the endzone for a 2 point conversion, we all hug it out and join team Anorexic Avery.*


* extra party because when he lands in the endzone he comes down on his clavicle but he only weight 98 lbs so not enough weight to break the bone also his poor nutrition has made the bone rubbery

[Katpappy]

I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low QBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

another great thing about Collin Klein and his enormous size / weight is that he was famously never injured

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Aside from broken ribs and spaghetti brains.   

[meow meow]

great catch katpappy

[deputy dawg]

I took that post as 

[meow meow]

great catch deputy dawg

[wetwillie]

The beauty of a mocat roast is most of the time you don't even know he got your ass

[Katpappy]

The beauty of a mocat roast is most of the time you don't even know he got your ass

It would of worked better if he mentioned that CK got cured of all his minor injuries with multiball ice baths every week. LOL

[stunted]

taken some big hits. how about those 2 incredible passes to jayce though? LET HIM PASS

[michigancat]

taken some big hits. how about those 2 incredible passes to jayce though? LET HIM PASS

I don't think he had many open receivers