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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #350 on: October 17, 2023, 10:16:35 AM »
Avery's weight is tearing this blog apart
We haven't seen this level of division in the Wildcat #Family since the days of Waters Runs Dry.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #351 on: October 17, 2023, 10:19:58 AM »
Fitz and the Lemon Party crew incoming?


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #352 on: October 17, 2023, 10:21:18 AM »
If he likes overdoes it with the deciduous food from the strength table and gains 100 lbs, he could easily switch with the center and crap no one with know if he'll just keep the ball and run for or hike it to Will and with his mighty 250 lbs could run it.  This would drive defenses crazy.  CFP here we come.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #353 on: October 17, 2023, 11:08:17 AM »
I love Avery just like every other Cat fan, and expect great things from him, but let's pump the brakes on how his future will turn out.  There were a lot of Cats on Twitter (some of you, probably) that were talking about Will Howard being in the Heisman conversation at the beginning of the season, for god's sake

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #354 on: October 17, 2023, 11:19:46 AM »
he's a little porkie for my liking

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #355 on: October 17, 2023, 12:05:36 PM »
Agree with Dickstone.  Imagine how fast he could go if he drops 10-15 lbs.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #356 on: October 17, 2023, 01:25:41 PM »
I'm hoping he doesn't get some sort of eating disorder based on the wants and needs of this blog

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what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #357 on: October 17, 2023, 01:27:37 PM »
i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #359 on: October 17, 2023, 01:40:30 PM »
i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #360 on: October 17, 2023, 01:51:22 PM »
I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low LQBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

You have to believe that opposing coaches are studying film from the Tech game to put a stop to AJ's run game, and it won't be some polite request.
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #361 on: October 17, 2023, 01:56:49 PM »
Is it possible Avery has a third leg like Chris Jones and even if he were heavier he would still have the speed and quickness with added weight?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #362 on: October 17, 2023, 02:19:30 PM »
i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history


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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #363 on: October 17, 2023, 02:24:52 PM »
Is it possible Avery has a third leg like Chris Jones and even if he were heavier he would still have the speed and quickness with added weight?

do you really need to ask?

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #364 on: October 17, 2023, 03:15:16 PM »
i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

he would be so hard to tackle. like in an mmmbop he's gone. in an mmmbop he's not there.

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #365 on: October 17, 2023, 03:33:22 PM »
I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low QBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

another great thing about Collin Klein and his enormous size / weight is that he was famously never injured

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #366 on: October 17, 2023, 04:29:12 PM »
i’d love to see him pushing 400 lbs.  with his speed and agility, a 400 pound avery johnson would be literally unstoppable

Imagine though is he were 101 lbs how fast and elusive he would be.  He would literally never get touched.  He would have the cleanest uniform in college football history

he would be so hard to tackle. like in an mmmbop he's gone. in an mmmbop he's not there.

Dr. Pep game.  redzone:  Avery takes the snap.  Sinnot picks him up and yeets him into the endzone for a 2 point conversion, we all hug it out and join team Anorexic Avery.*


* extra party because when he lands in the endzone he comes down on his clavicle but he only weight 98 lbs so not enough weight to break the bone also his poor nutrition has made the bone rubbery

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #367 on: October 18, 2023, 12:34:35 AM »
I offer this thread my apologies for raising the question of potential injury to AJ based on his relatively light weight.  I also offer condolences to those with low QBIQ who think weight doesn't matter to QB's called upon to run the ball.   Colin Klein devastated a lot of DB's because he was a load to handle when he ran.  AJ doesn't have that kind of mass, and merely voiced a concern the opposite would happen with AJ (DB's devastating AJ instead of the other way around).

another great thing about Collin Klein and his enormous size / weight is that he was famously never injured
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Aside from broken ribs and spaghetti brains.   :ROFL:
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #368 on: October 18, 2023, 08:16:36 AM »
great catch katpappy

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #369 on: October 18, 2023, 08:55:07 AM »
I took that post as  :Take the Bait:

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #370 on: October 18, 2023, 09:59:57 AM »
great catch deputy dawg

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #371 on: October 18, 2023, 12:13:21 PM »
The beauty of a mocat roast is most of the time you don't even know he got your ass
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #372 on: October 21, 2023, 11:48:30 AM »
The beauty of a mocat roast is most of the time you don't even know he got your ass

It would of worked better if he mentioned that CK got cured of all his minor injuries with multiball ice baths every week. LOL
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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #373 on: October 21, 2023, 07:54:28 PM »
taken some big hits. how about those 2 incredible passes to jayce though? LET HIM PASS

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Re: what if avery johnston is a complete badass??
« Reply #374 on: October 21, 2023, 08:06:35 PM »
taken some big hits. how about those 2 incredible passes to jayce though? LET HIM PASS
I don't think he had many open receivers