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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #375 on: September 09, 2023, 07:53:56 PM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #376 on: September 09, 2023, 08:05:42 PM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #378 on: September 09, 2023, 08:45:20 PM »
She's hot AF, still is
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« Reply #379 on: September 09, 2023, 09:03:12 PM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #380 on: September 09, 2023, 09:11:50 PM »
Yup, conFIRMed
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #381 on: September 09, 2023, 11:01:10 PM »
Characters, not actresses
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #382 on: September 09, 2023, 11:09:34 PM »
Guys, what are we doing here? How have we not been talking about the fact Natalie Portman is single and my odds of landing a spot by her side?
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #383 on: September 14, 2023, 10:47:06 PM »
Better chance of one of my horses winning the Kentucky Derby. Of the four, one is a gelding and the other is a filly.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #384 on: September 22, 2023, 10:11:29 PM »


Selena has come into her own. Quite impressed
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« Reply #385 on: September 22, 2023, 10:58:40 PM »


Selena has come into her own. Quite impressed
I didn’t know she had lupus. As someone who also has a terrible autoimmune condition, has major anxiety and depression and is very successful, this makes her even more attractive in my minds eye.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #386 on: September 28, 2023, 09:55:36 PM »
I've been watching mayor of Kingstown the last few days, this vixen is 48!

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« Reply #387 on: September 28, 2023, 10:14:51 PM »
And just like that I am reminded of the wacky ban

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #388 on: September 29, 2023, 12:29:42 AM »
Hell yes, seven. My God.

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« Reply #389 on: September 29, 2023, 04:06:07 PM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #390 on: September 29, 2023, 04:07:12 PM »
I've been watching mayor of Kingstown the last few days, this vixen is 48!


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #391 on: September 29, 2023, 04:08:28 PM »
Back-to-back boner jamz. Omg
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #392 on: September 29, 2023, 04:10:53 PM »
Forty-eight? more like time to fornicate! Am I right!?

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #393 on: September 29, 2023, 06:10:30 PM »
Goddamn, great pick seven
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #394 on: October 02, 2023, 09:20:15 PM »
Check out this hunk


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #395 on: October 05, 2023, 04:19:08 PM »
Just as I'm sitting here completely enthralled with an ageless goddess, here comes Spracne with some John Elway looking [redacted]

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #396 on: October 05, 2023, 05:02:11 PM »
Just as I'm sitting here completely enthralled with an ageless goddess, here comes Spracne with some John Elway looking [redacted]

That's none other than the Moanin' Mormon Mitt Romney, my dude.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #397 on: October 05, 2023, 10:47:23 PM »
hey, spracne, add me to the list of people who would absolutely agree to whatever mitt wants. business stud, politics stud, hopefully bedroom stud.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #398 on: October 06, 2023, 08:09:46 AM »
why the hell did spracs post a pic of brady quinn?

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