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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #325 on: August 15, 2023, 04:19:23 PM »
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« Reply #326 on: August 15, 2023, 04:39:34 PM »
I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.

It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst. 

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« Reply #327 on: August 15, 2023, 04:42:48 PM »
I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.

It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.

Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.

Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #329 on: August 15, 2023, 04:52:58 PM »
Did anybody ever year, which was it drugs or a mental breakdown? Or alien?

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« Reply #330 on: August 15, 2023, 05:43:01 PM »
Nobody has ever intentionally taken LSD with their hair up like that

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« Reply #331 on: August 15, 2023, 07:38:58 PM »
I know this sounds crazy, but damn that looks like two different people to me.

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« Reply #332 on: August 15, 2023, 07:42:43 PM »
I think the second one is Melania's love child with J. Trudeau.
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« Reply #333 on: August 15, 2023, 08:29:28 PM »
Note to the ladies of the blog; take it easy on the makeup.
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« Reply #334 on: August 15, 2023, 08:30:45 PM »
Mrs. Gooch has been advised.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #335 on: August 15, 2023, 08:34:03 PM »
I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.

It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.

Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.

Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman

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« Reply #336 on: August 15, 2023, 08:37:39 PM »
ss7 correct as usual

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #337 on: August 15, 2023, 08:40:59 PM »
She looks like dogshit in the apology video


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« Reply #338 on: August 15, 2023, 08:47:11 PM »
She looks like dogshit in the apology video


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #339 on: August 15, 2023, 09:17:43 PM »
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« Reply #340 on: August 15, 2023, 09:42:15 PM »
I am assuming she took mushrooms or LSD and had a bad trip.

It's wild that she puts out a 2 min video afterwards and simply apologizes for cursing and says nothing about the source of the outburst.

Which ngl makes me think it was not a bad trip and she does/did believe she thought what she saw was real.

Also ngl, she looks way better in the apology vid vs the airplane vid. Airplane vid makes her look like generic suburban white woman



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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #342 on: August 16, 2023, 01:29:25 PM »
She's got those crazy eyes. Definitely would've bumped uglies with her

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #343 on: August 17, 2023, 12:45:47 PM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #344 on: August 18, 2023, 04:19:02 PM »
Ann Rohmer can get it

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #345 on: August 18, 2023, 05:59:13 PM »
Ann Rohmer can get it



That rough rider sold me windows.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #346 on: August 18, 2023, 06:05:55 PM »
You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?
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« Reply #347 on: August 18, 2023, 06:12:09 PM »
You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?

I wish. I’d have bought extras.  :fatty:

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #348 on: August 18, 2023, 06:15:05 PM »
You mean that sexy cougar sold you windows, I assume?

I wish. I’d have bought extras.  :fatty:

I was really expecting to be crap upon for this contribution to the thread, but your lack of censure is really bumming me out  :frown:
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #349 on: August 18, 2023, 07:06:59 PM »
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