BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!

[nicname]

Cross-post: is anyone else getting the Paradisus resort popup ad? 

[steve dave]

Cross-post: is anyone else getting the Paradisus resort popup ad? 

Michigancat probably


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[MakeItRain]

Free feet, if that's your thing
https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1693308205290705062

[star seed 7]

Ty mir

[nicname]

She’s a babe.

[Spracne]

I immediately knew that was for #MyGuy

[Katpappy]

WTF is this place; the land of the lost? 

[cfbandyman]

Florence Pugh has now entered the chat for this filly slayer.

Lots of good screen time of her in Oppenheimer, iykwim

[MakeItRain]

Ol' boy is thirsty, got that yellow fever. No surprise, I bet most magas do
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1699461578549014546

[Spracne]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

[nicname]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.

[Spracne]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.

Well, that's pretty pathetic, then.

[nicname]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

Pretty sure it’s not. At least overtly. It’s definitely rage porn tho.

Well, that's pretty pathetic, then.

Then again, I’m not completely sure. So maybe … less pathetic!!!

https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/1641671958554083329/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1641671958554083329&currentTweetUser=theneedledrop

Ok, he’s got to be satire.

[MakeItRain]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

It's definitely him. He also posted a video of himself, today, talking about Mina for two minutes. I refuse to believe that he actually thinks these things, he's just figured out what dumb fucks want and he's maximizing engagement.

[michigancat]

Have we determined whether that (Alpha Male) account is parody?

It's definitely him. He also posted a video of himself, today, talking about Mina for two minutes. I refuse to believe that he actually thinks these things, he's just figured out what dumb fucks want and he's maximizing engagement.

Yeah he kind of reminds me of that newsmax host Greg Kelly. I think maybe at one point they kind of believed the stuff but eventually they went way over the top for trolling purposes.

[cfbandyman]

I just want us all to appreciate Mina 

[WillieWatanabe]

 

[CNS]

I am convinced that Nick Adams is an elaborate advertisement for Hooters.

[sys]

adams is peak-era goEMAW.  parody and sincere at the same time.

[steve dave]

adams is peak-era goEMAW.  parody and sincere at the same time.

that's an incredible way to describe it and one I've never thought of. good job sys.

[star seed 7]

adams is peak-era goEMAW.  parody and sincere at the same time.

Nailed it

[nicname]

I read somewhere that he wrote a (joke?) book about promoting MAGA things in 2016 or something, and that Trump tweeted positively about the book. He/it went viral and he leaned in to it all.

But peak gE is pretty apt. Just perfectly straddles satire and real.

[steve dave]

sys, thank you for carefully monitoring the boner alert thread in case it needed some good insights like this.

[nicname]

But let’s get back to the babes plz.

[nicname]

Penelope Cruz’s character in Vanilla Sky. More crush than boner… but still boner.




https://youtu.be/pzSWMv-oU3g?si=dJzaNB5IRpPY3cj2


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