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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #301 on: May 28, 2023, 11:59:22 AM »
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #302 on: June 05, 2023, 07:32:57 AM »
there's a local news lady with like the same face as my Finnish crush Sanna Marin and also has just these massive hogs and she doesn't really show them off or anything but when she's on the news I'm watching, I'm monitoring the situation. So I think this is my face type from these two data points.

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« Reply #303 on: June 05, 2023, 11:24:59 AM »
oh yeah, SD, she's a dime for sure

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #304 on: June 05, 2023, 11:27:11 AM »
Yep
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #305 on: June 05, 2023, 11:52:16 AM »
It’s like an old boob envy meme
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #306 on: June 18, 2023, 09:21:18 PM »
Somehow gal gadot looks better in the flash movie


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #307 on: July 13, 2023, 09:35:13 AM »
I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #308 on: July 13, 2023, 10:22:11 AM »
I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #309 on: July 13, 2023, 10:41:54 AM »
I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #310 on: July 13, 2023, 10:42:40 AM »
I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #311 on: July 13, 2023, 02:36:00 PM »
I certainly don’t have a boner for this hot babe I’m posting either. I just know you pervs probably will.


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #312 on: July 13, 2023, 02:53:10 PM »
Granted, the last time someone posted Mina kimes itt, boner talk all but ceased and we started talking about taking her to mom and stuff.

Someone spoke up and got things back on the boner track.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #313 on: July 13, 2023, 11:59:31 PM »
Sorry bros she's always given little sister vibes for me. She's funny and smart a.f. though. Pretty, not the slightest bit of sex appeal.

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #314 on: July 14, 2023, 12:04:22 AM »
Sorry bros she's always given little sister vibes for me. She's funny and smart a.f. though. Pretty, not the slightest bit of sex appeal.
JUST POSTING THIS FOR YOU PERVS WHO’LL GET BONERS TO IT (not me tho)


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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #315 on: July 14, 2023, 12:06:04 AM »
I think there is the possibility of a few SHWING bicycles showing up in this thread. But like the esteemed gentlemen above me, I am not among them.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #316 on: July 14, 2023, 08:25:23 AM »
I think Mina Kimes is great, I don't look at her anything like a crush but I know a lot of dudes do.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1679279029764120577

this new plot twist is only adding spice I didn't know it needed :love:
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #317 on: July 15, 2023, 03:40:01 AM »
So WW is a freak, huh?

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #318 on: July 15, 2023, 09:02:34 AM »
the BONER ALERT thread is a judgement free zone

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #319 on: July 15, 2023, 09:29:21 AM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #320 on: July 15, 2023, 10:03:11 AM »
So WW is a freak, huh?

Once again MiR is not a freak who does NOT get horned up by the freaky picture he saw that he knew would horn all the freaks up, he just knows what freaky freaks are into. (That he is not into)

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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
« Reply #321 on: July 15, 2023, 01:48:42 PM »
I stan w/ WW on this
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Re: BONER ALERT! All time greatest crushes!
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« Reply #323 on: July 15, 2023, 09:36:54 PM »
Each time MiR proves a point instead of refuting it
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