I'm curious if you told your dad and got a great dad response? I'd bet on "Tastes fine to me"
After he looked at the date on the bottle, shrugged his shoulders, and said eff it.
Even better. I get home and he’s at the dinner table aggressively eating his dinner salad. Usually he’s very vocal about his food ... “mmmm... oh that’s good.” That kind of stuff. This time, nothing.
I sit down to watch TV and a few minutes later he says “guys, that kroger 1000 island you have in your fridge. It tastes.... off.”
“I didn’t even know we had any 1000 island,” I tell him. “Was it opened?”
He says “No, it looked brand new. Unopened.....” then says, “It was kind of dark tho.”
I go into the kitchen and see the evidence.
I holler at him “Stop eating that salad dad!”
I’m entering the dining room as he responds. His plate completely empty, “Oh, I powered thru it. I guess I just gave myself food poisoning again.”
Lmao. He was fine tho.