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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2021, 02:36:56 PM »
Another fun game is trying to figure out what the date actually means.  Sell by? Best if used by? Rotten by? Explosive diarrhea by?

How long will you guys use milk after the exp date? I usually stretch it by a day or two.

Expiration dates are a giant scam led by Big Food and Big Grocery Store.  Oh this thing is expired, guess I have to throw it away and buy another one!  "Best by" dates are even more vague and therefore a bigger scam.

Yeah milk is good for about 2 days after the expiration date.  If it passes the smell test it's good to go.
2 days?  Psh...
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2021, 02:41:17 PM »
Another fun game is trying to figure out what the date actually means.  Sell by? Best if used by? Rotten by? Explosive diarrhea by?

How long will you guys use milk after the exp date? I usually stretch it by a day or two.

Expiration dates are a giant scam led by Big Food and Big Grocery Store.  Oh this thing is expired, guess I have to throw it away and buy another one!  "Best by" dates are even more vague and therefore a bigger scam.

Yeah milk is good for about 2 days after the expiration date.  If it passes the smell test it's good to go.
2 days?  Psh...


Walmart milk will actually go bad before the expiration date.  I've seen it.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2021, 04:21:22 PM »
Nothing at all expired in the fridge, I'm vigilant about that, this abomination was in my pantry that had a best by date of December 22 2015.


I am constantly cleaning ours out too, but i bet I have a 2019 in there still.

Also ms ww randomly looked for homestyle bakes at Dillons last weekend and couldn't find any!
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2021, 04:25:31 PM »
only banquet I want in my fridge is Coors

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2021, 05:04:08 PM »
I started buying paper-carton half-gallons of milk because they last so much longer

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2021, 05:10:46 PM »
Another fun game is trying to figure out what the date actually means.  Sell by? Best if used by? Rotten by? Explosive diarrhea by?

How long will you guys use milk after the exp date? I usually stretch it by a day or two.

Expiration dates are a giant scam led by Big Food and Big Grocery Store.  Oh this thing is expired, guess I have to throw it away and buy another one!  "Best by" dates are even more vague and therefore a bigger scam.

Yeah milk is good for about 2 days after the expiration date.  If it passes the smell test it's good to go.
2 days?  Psh...

Okay full disclosure milk is good for another 3-4 days and sometimes longer, smell test permitting.  I was afraid of being judged for revealing the truth which is kind of silly since this thread has people openly admitting to having food in their house that was around to see the Royals win a World Series.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2021, 06:10:36 PM »
Until earlier this year I had a half-used jar of Wasabi BBQ sauce I bought at the state fair during the Bazooka Joe era of Cat football.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2021, 06:57:34 PM »
Spicey Mustard


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2021, 07:07:50 PM »
Man spicy mustard would never last that long in my fridge.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2021, 08:05:47 PM »
Expiration dates are a grift by big condiment


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2021, 09:28:13 PM »
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2021, 10:46:17 PM »
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2021, 11:37:58 PM »
every time i open the fridge i do a sweep of the condiments to make sure nothing has escaped my eye.  every now and again i find something and escort it to the trash, feels great when it happens.

so probably the oldest condiment in my fridge is some capers from last spring, but they last a year or so and haven't gone bad yet (just smelled them a couple weeks ago to be sure)

Did a covert spot check and immediately found an Aug 19 expired A1 bottle smdh
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2021, 01:39:32 AM »
Nothing at all expired in the fridge, I'm vigilant about that, this abomination was in my pantry that had a best by date of December 22 2015.


I am constantly cleaning ours out too, but i bet I have a 2019 in there still.

Also ms ww randomly looked for homestyle bakes at Dillons last weekend and couldn't find any!

Lemmeknow where to mail it. With beans  :Yuck: hard pass for this house, as evidenced by the best by date being over 5 years ago.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2021, 02:28:09 AM »
every time i open the fridge i do a sweep of the condiments to make sure nothing has escaped my eye.  every now and again i find something and escort it to the trash, feels great when it happens.

so probably the oldest condiment in my fridge is some capers from last spring, but they last a year or so and haven't gone bad yet (just smelled them a couple weeks ago to be sure)

Did a covert spot check and immediately found an Aug 19 expired A1 bottle smdh
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2021, 07:04:41 AM »
Should have set an ice trap


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2021, 10:24:34 AM »
that time kat kid iced me with a quart of mad dog 20/20
why kat kid?


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2021, 11:49:39 AM »
that time kat kid iced me with a quart of mad dog 20/20
why kat kid?
As I recall, that weekend was pretty bad for me as I received far more icings than I fished out.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2021, 01:37:58 PM »

it’s still here, i’m aging it


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #69 on: February 13, 2021, 02:30:50 PM »

it’s still here, i’m aging it

lol, that's gotta taste like rubbing alcohol at this point

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #70 on: February 13, 2021, 02:48:06 PM »
he said at this point


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2021, 08:47:16 PM »
Until earlier this year I had a half-used jar of Wasabi BBQ sauce I bought at the state fair during the Bazooka Joe era of Cat football.

Welp.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #72 on: February 21, 2021, 08:54:12 PM »
Until earlier this year I had a half-used jar of Wasabi BBQ sauce I bought at the state fair during the Bazooka Joe era of Cat football.
Welp...




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I’m both astonished and embarrassed it managed to hide there in plain sight all these years.


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2021, 08:41:36 AM »
I'm curious if you told your dad and got a great dad response?   I'd bet on "Tastes fine to me"

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2021, 09:20:20 AM »
I'm curious if you told your dad and got a great dad response?   I'd bet on "Tastes fine to me"


After he looked at the date on the bottle, shrugged his shoulders, and said eff it.
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