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Oldest condiment in your fridge
« on: February 11, 2021, 12:13:35 PM »
So far for me the winner is a bottle of worcestershire sauce that expired May 28 2016.



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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2021, 12:21:42 PM »
I'll check out the condiment section when I get home but I know there is like 6-8 untouched bud light pounders in there that I bought to give to my friend when he helped me move in around May '16
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2021, 12:25:12 PM »
Too big jar of Sauerkraut
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2021, 12:29:20 PM »
i have flour from 2011 or 2012 if that counts for anything.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2021, 12:34:49 PM »
every time i open the fridge i do a sweep of the condiments to make sure nothing has escaped my eye.  every now and again i find something and escort it to the trash, feels great when it happens.

so probably the oldest condiment in my fridge is some capers from last spring, but they last a year or so and haven't gone bad yet (just smelled them a couple weeks ago to be sure)


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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2021, 12:35:10 PM »
I had no idea that worcestershire sauce expired. 

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2021, 01:02:40 PM »
I had no idea that worcestershire sauce expired.


Yeah.  I figured with all the sodium in that crap, no way bacteria could live in it.

I found some sour cream that expired 8/12/2020.  That was pretty gross.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2021, 01:12:46 PM »
My family seems to play an unspoken game of chicken about throwing out condiments.  "Oh, you thought you needed korean bbq sauce? Well, you can be the one to throw it out."  :don'tcare:

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2021, 01:15:33 PM »
I go through worcestershire like crazy. We eat a lot of steak around here. Also, condiments are the bomb.com.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2021, 01:17:58 PM »
Another fun game is trying to figure out what the date actually means.  Sell by? Best if used by? Rotten by? Explosive diarrhea by?

How long will you guys use milk after the exp date? I usually stretch it by a day or two.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2021, 01:24:48 PM »
I have some Oct 2018 expired hot sauce.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2021, 02:02:59 PM »
Hot sauce from 2019
Jar of jalapeno slices from 2018
Reddi Whip  :surprised: :fatty:  from 2018 hiding in the back

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2021, 02:07:11 PM »
Hot sauce from 2019
Jar of jalapeno slices from 2018
Reddi Whip  :surprised: :fatty:  from 2018 hiding in the back


You could maybe still huff the nitrous out of that reddi whip.  I would probably spit out any whip cream, tho.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2021, 02:42:32 PM »
I go through worcestershire like crazy. We eat a lot of steak around here. Also, condiments are the bomb.com.

sounds like you need to buy better quality steaks, wackyman

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2021, 02:47:02 PM »
I go through worcestershire like crazy. We eat a lot of steak around here. Also, condiments are the bomb.com.

sounds like you need to buy better quality steaks, wackyman

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2021, 03:05:42 PM »
There is a lot of stuff that doesn’t really go bad though it has an expiration date printed on it. Highly salty or acidic things especially but also some really sweet things (2-1 syrup, etc) are bad environments for mold and bacterial growth. Mrs. 8mp is constantly trying to throw out my old hot sauce or horseradish or sauerkraut.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2021, 03:13:12 PM »
I go through worcestershire like crazy. We eat a lot of steak around here. Also, condiments are the bomb.com.

sounds like you need to buy better quality steaks, wackyman
Nah. Growing up my dad was a cattle buyer. I know all the steak takes. I literally had to tell girls to never ask for steak sauce when coming over to eat at my parents. I know all the steak do's and don'ts. It just doesn't hurt to put a little garlic salt and worchestershire on them tho, before popping them on the fire. Those are within the rules.  :nono:

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2021, 03:30:25 PM »
Prob an Asian sauce that i don't use much. Could be homemade hot sauce which prob isn't the best idea. I grow jalapeños every year and make fermented hot sauce that usually last up until the next season. This year I have a full bottle I haven't started yet and I'm not sure about it at this point. Its prob fine, but I'll make less this year.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2021, 03:32:31 PM »
I'll check out the condiment section when I get home but I know there is like 6-8 untouched bud light pounders in there that I bought to give to my friend when he helped me move in around May '16

How the hell you pull this crap off?

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2021, 03:37:58 PM »
I'll check out the condiment section when I get home but I know there is like 6-8 untouched bud light pounders in there that I bought to give to my friend when he helped me move in around May '16

How the hell you pull this crap off?
There have been 12 Truly’s in my fridge untouched since Saturday and that is a record in my household. 4.5 years of BL Pounders?
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2021, 03:41:34 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2021, 03:42:33 PM »
not in my fridge but I have a jumbo can of Old Bay that I bought in 2011 at the latest (It has a price tag from Mejier from when I still lived in Michigan)

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2021, 03:42:49 PM »
It won’t go bad! But that is excessive for a lifetime
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2021, 03:43:14 PM »
I'll check out the condiment section when I get home but I know there is like 6-8 untouched bud light pounders in there that I bought to give to my friend when he helped me move in around May '16

How the hell you pull this crap off?
There have been 12 Truly’s in my fridge untouched since Saturday and that is a record in my household. 4.5 years of BL Pounders?


Damn.  Open up one of those pounders and all the skunks in the neighborhood will come running.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2021, 04:00:27 PM »
I don't drink beer  :Rusty:
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