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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2021, 04:00:43 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2021, 04:01:50 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

Lmao

Honey doesn't go bad tho so lifetime honey supply  :fatty:
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2021, 04:02:35 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?

Just warm that bitch up
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2021, 04:07:31 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?

Just warm that bitch up

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Microwaving it kills the good stuff in honey and leaves you with sugar water. You have to warm in slow with hot water and I don't have time for that crap. YLA should just feed the giant block to his bear.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2021, 04:08:07 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?
Just warm that old honey up and it'll be good. She uses it in her tea every day and probably some other stuff I don't pay attention to. Yes, insane amount. It's in our coal room in the basement and she just fills the normal plastic honey bear up when it runs out. Was also priced right

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2021, 04:10:37 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?
Just warm that old honey up and it'll be good. She uses it in her tea every day and probably some other stuff I don't pay attention to. Yes, insane amount. It's in our coal room in the basement and she just fills the normal plastic honey bear up when it runs out. Was also priced right

So no pet bear?  :frown:

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2021, 04:14:19 PM »
Kinda on topic but my hippy wife purchased a 5 gallon bucket filled with honey.  :facepalm:

whoa, I can't get through a costco sized honey without it getting rock hard. The eff are you going to do with a giant block of honey in 3 months? Do you own a bear?
Just warm that old honey up and it'll be good. She uses it in her tea every day and probably some other stuff I don't pay attention to. Yes, insane amount. It's in our coal room in the basement and she just fills the normal plastic honey bear up when it runs out. Was also priced right

So no pet bear?  :frown:
just this grumpy bear in the morning and his honey  :fatty:

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2021, 06:17:21 PM »
After my MIL died, my FIL found 13 year old fish frozen to the bottom of the deep freeze.  He then ate it.
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2021, 08:00:46 PM »
Nothing at all expired in the fridge, I'm vigilant about that, this abomination was in my pantry that had a best by date of December 22 2015.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2021, 08:13:27 PM »
Apparently I have only one condiment and it expired in Dec 19
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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2021, 08:21:18 PM »
Apparently I have only one condiment and it expired in Dec 19

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« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2021, 08:26:40 PM »
dude have you ever seen vingar worms? we inherited an old bottle of balsamic vinegar from someone that moved and it was probably their oldest condiment and after a while it was our oldest condiment and one day i just happened to catch a glimpse of the bottom of the bottle in the light and it was full of worms :barf:

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« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2021, 08:28:05 PM »
 we also inherted an hold tahini that was full of what i assume is a different kind of worm and :barf: :barf: :barf:

basically i now have a policy to refuse all hand me down condiments. its not great for #acking, but it is great for peace of mind and tummie.

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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2021, 08:33:55 PM »
Apparently I have only one condiment and it expired in Dec 19

What is it?

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2021, 08:38:46 PM »
Nothing at all expired in the fridge, I'm vigilant about that, this abomination was in my pantry that had a best by date of December 22 2015.

definitely doesn’t expire and I fully expect you to jokingly serve that to your wife for valentines

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2021, 09:07:02 PM »
Mayo. Expired April 2019. I got off sandwiches a couple years ago and switched to wraps so I haven't had a use for the Mayo. Last week I picked up a manager's special baguette and used that mayo on multiple sandwiches.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2021, 11:56:23 PM »
dude have you ever seen vingar worms? we inherited an old bottle of balsamic vinegar from someone that moved and it was probably their oldest condiment and after a while it was our oldest condiment and one day i just happened to catch a glimpse of the bottom of the bottle in the light and it was full of worms :barf:
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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2021, 12:43:15 AM »
the internet is full of lifehackers that cultivate them on purpose for DIY fishfood :barf:

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« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2021, 01:55:27 AM »
the internet is full of lifehackers that cultivate them on purpose for DIY fishfood :barf:

I don't understand. How to extremophiles find their way inside your vinegar bottles?? And, y?

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2021, 04:38:00 AM »
the internet is full of lifehackers that cultivate them on purpose for DIY fishfood :barf:

I don't understand. How to extremophiles find their way inside your vinegar bottles?? And, y?
Dunno, maybe backwash?

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2021, 07:53:27 AM »
Nothing at all expired in the fridge, I'm vigilant about that, this abomination was in my pantry that had a best by date of December 22 2015.

definitely doesn’t expire and I fully expect you to jokingly serve that to your wife for valentines

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2021, 08:14:58 AM »
After my MIL died, my FIL found 13 year old fish frozen to the bottom of the deep freeze.  He then ate it.

I checked the dates on some deep freeze meat I have and came up with a 2014.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2021, 10:07:54 AM »
Another fun game is trying to figure out what the date actually means.  Sell by? Best if used by? Rotten by? Explosive diarrhea by?

How long will you guys use milk after the exp date? I usually stretch it by a day or two.

Expiration dates are a giant scam led by Big Food and Big Grocery Store.  Oh this thing is expired, guess I have to throw it away and buy another one!  "Best by" dates are even more vague and therefore a bigger scam.

Yeah milk is good for about 2 days after the expiration date.  If it passes the smell test it's good to go.

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Re: Oldest condiment in your fridge
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2021, 10:27:50 AM »
the internet is full of lifehackers that cultivate them on purpose for DIY fishfood :barf:

I don't understand. How to extremophiles find their way inside your vinegar bottles?? And, y?

I think they come from apples. So unfiltered apple cider vinegar is sort of likely to have them.

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« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2021, 01:14:26 PM »
we also inherted an hold tahini that was full of what i assume is a different kind of worm and :barf: :barf: :barf:

basically i now have a policy to refuse all hand me down condiments. its not great for #acking, but it is great for peace of mind and tummie.
This is a great policy for you. I saw first hand what your upset (drunk) tummy did at BSFS. :barf: