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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1550 on: September 29, 2023, 04:37:48 PM »
Not sure where this goes but it made me laugh hard:


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« Reply #1551 on: September 29, 2023, 04:48:49 PM »
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« Reply #1552 on: September 29, 2023, 05:08:22 PM »
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1554 on: October 12, 2023, 01:42:30 PM »
I have had at work this week for lunch:

Hamburger
microwaved left over hamburger from work lunch Monday
microwaved left over hot dog from work lunch Monday
a plate of tortilla chips and a ton of pickled jalapenos

I don't feel good

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1555 on: November 10, 2023, 12:09:04 PM »
I'm convinced that these things contain some combination of electrolytes and carbs that renders you invulnerable to hangovers. I'm addicted to the texture and flavor:


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1556 on: December 11, 2023, 02:03:31 PM »
Yesterday, I learned that there is a human who goes by the name "Mr Taster." Watched him do a "Persian food crawl" in Dubai with another youtuber named "The Food Ranger." The individual dishes look delicious but they hit like 12 restaurants in one day.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1557 on: December 11, 2023, 02:11:25 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut™?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1558 on: December 11, 2023, 02:12:35 PM »
I had holiday party steak dinner thursday, snack shack burgers Friday, Char Bar appetizers saturday, and homemade chili last night, plus 147 beers each night to wash it all down. Most trash canning i've done in a while outside of vacation. Feel terrible right now.

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« Reply #1559 on: December 11, 2023, 02:16:07 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
We've stopped buying carryout pizza and been hitting the Digiorno stuffed crust. Half the price and makes the same turds.

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« Reply #1560 on: December 11, 2023, 02:27:03 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
We've stopped buying carryout pizza and been hitting the Digiorno stuffed crust. Half the price and makes the same turds.

I usually keep the fridge stocked with one or two frozen pizzas. I think they’re best for when you’re really hungover and do not want to leave the house. However, no frozen pizza compares to a pie from the Hut, Domino’s or Papa John. They also have deals/coupons where you can get a large, carry out pizza for $10 or $12. You cannot beat that!

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1561 on: December 11, 2023, 02:31:33 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
We've stopped buying carryout pizza and been hitting the Digiorno stuffed crust. Half the price and makes the same turds.

I usually keep the fridge stocked with one or two frozen pizzas. I think they’re best for when you’re really hungover and do not want to leave the house. However, no frozen pizza compares to a pie from the Hut, Domino’s or Papa John. They also have deals/coupons where you can get a large, carry out pizza for $10 or $12. You cannot beat that!
Agreed Red Baron in the Freezer, The Hut or Dominos carryout is baller as well. My minskys is also crazy cheap with their family packs.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1562 on: December 11, 2023, 02:36:46 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
We've stopped buying carryout pizza and been hitting the Digiorno stuffed crust. Half the price and makes the same turds.

I usually keep the fridge stocked with one or two frozen pizzas. I think they’re best for when you’re really hungover and do not want to leave the house. However, no frozen pizza compares to a pie from the Hut, Domino’s or Papa John. They also have deals/coupons where you can get a large, carry out pizza for $10 or $12. You cannot beat that!
We have a Hut here in the pine forest. Might need to find some coupons and give it a whirl.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1563 on: December 11, 2023, 02:50:54 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?
I felt this on a spiritual level, but change the hand-tossed for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza.
We've stopped buying carryout pizza and been hitting the Digiorno stuffed crust. Half the price and makes the same turds.

I usually keep the fridge stocked with one or two frozen pizzas. I think they’re best for when you’re really hungover and do not want to leave the house. However, no frozen pizza compares to a pie from the Hut, Domino’s or Papa John. They also have deals/coupons where you can get a large, carry out pizza for $10 or $12. You cannot beat that!
We have a Hut here in the pine forest. Might need to find some coupons and give it a whirl.

Check on deals on their website. A large, one-topping pizza costs $10-$12, in my experience.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1564 on: December 11, 2023, 03:20:06 PM »
1 topping medium carry out from the hut cost $7.  that deal is impossible to beat.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1565 on: December 11, 2023, 03:45:22 PM »
If I'm going to "carry out" a pizza it might as well be papa Murphy's
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1566 on: December 13, 2023, 06:52:25 AM »
I’ll do Pizza Hut when I’m feeling bougie but Dominos dominates the “we don’t want to bother with dinner, spend money, or have the kids complain” space.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1567 on: December 13, 2023, 04:02:25 PM »
This goes in here. Not sure if this should be consumed neat or made into a cocktail with chicken broth:

https://twitter.com/Sam_Jeske/status/1734995387667124408?s=20

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« Reply #1568 on: December 13, 2023, 04:12:45 PM »
This goes in here. Not sure if this should be consumed neat or made into a cocktail with chicken broth:

https://twitter.com/Sam_Jeske/status/1734995387667124408?s=20

Def neat
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1569 on: December 22, 2023, 08:57:19 PM »
I’m gonna pay for this later


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1570 on: December 22, 2023, 10:14:49 PM »
:sdeek:
"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1571 on: December 23, 2023, 04:04:16 PM »
Goodness gracious!

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« Reply #1572 on: December 23, 2023, 04:13:25 PM »
I’m gonna pay for this later


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« Reply #1573 on: December 23, 2023, 04:14:49 PM »
I’m gonna pay for this later


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1574 on: December 27, 2023, 12:19:56 PM »
I would have boxed that up and taken it home for the sole purpose of adding some peas to it for the next day's Lunch#ack.