Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread

[Spracne]

I have written "Scotcharoos" into my personal journal so I don't forget.

[Tobias]

WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A HYVEE

well you're mumped, because HEB sure as crap isn't open

[tdaver]

Hyvee has them

WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A HYVEE

1 cup sugar
1 cup corn syrup
Heat until dissolved, then add
1 cup PB
Pour hot goo over 6 cups Rice Krispeys and mix it up
Spoon crunchy goop into 9x13 pan

1 cup Choc chips
1 cup Butterscotch chips
Melt together and then spread on top of the other stuff in the pan
Let it cool a bit to set up

[tdaver]

and be generous with the gooey ingredients

[DaBigTrain]

WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A HYVEE

well you're mumped, because HEB sure as crap isn't open

H-E-B >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hyvee

[WillieWatanabe]

i've seen them at Casey's too. Not close to homemade

[Sandstone Outcropping]

have we discussed peanut butter - filled pretzel bites, ITT? Mrs SSOC gets them for snacks for the kids and I cannot stop eating them even when I think about how gross peanut butter that can live inside a pretzel for years without going rancid must be.

So now the kids have started covering these things in molten chocolate to make a chocolate-covered peanut butter pretzel nugget.

[star seed 7]

Hyvee has them

WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A HYVEE

HYVEE WAS SOLD OUT 

[michigancat]

The other day, one of the lil 'Croppings made some of these things. They are like a butterscotch, peanut butter, fudge rice krispie treat. Insane amounts of butter and powdered sugar in these guys. Some people may refer to these as "Scotcheroos". The ones she made featured a much thicker layer of fudge than what is pictured below.

Love these

They look like "Roadrunner bars" my school lunch had. (Mascot was roadrunners). But I think they had oatmeal instead of rice krispies

[MakeItRain]

Garrett sells their popcorn in single serve bags and they ship them. I purchased a case of 24 2.2oz bags. Not really trashcanning but I did have two bags last night. Of course it isn't as good as it is when you get it fresh, or even 1 day old, when it's the best, but it's still very good. Their caramel popcorn is ridiculously good, the cheese is most negatively effected by sitting in bags.

[Stevesie60]

Wife was out of town for a couple days so I ate the worst I've eaten since I was a teenager. This included:

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
An entire bag of Doritos and Lay's Jalapeno Cheddar (not great)
A ziplock bag of homemade cookies
A volcano double beef burrito from Taco Bell

What if she doesn't recognize me when she gets back because I just look like a trash can that weights ten pounds more than the last time she saw me?

[catastrophe]

Wife was out of town for a couple days so I ate the worst I've eaten since I was a teenager. This included:

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
An entire bag of Doritos and Lay's Jalapeno Cheddar (not great)
A ziplock bag of homemade cookies
A volcano double beef burrito from Taco Bell

What if she doesn't recognize me when she gets back because I just look like a trash can that weights ten pounds more than the last time she saw me?

I’m similar. I love to cook, but when I have the house to myself my dinner is almost always either cheese and crackers or totinos pizza.

[pissclams]

i don’t have the house to myself but I did have a totinos supreme pizza for dinner tonight
chef’s kiss

[Trim]

Wife was out of town for a couple days so I ate the worst I've eaten since I was a teenager. This included:

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
An entire bag of Doritos and Lay's Jalapeno Cheddar (not great)
A ziplock bag of homemade cookies
A volcano double beef burrito from Taco Bell

What if she doesn't recognize me when she gets back because I just look like a trash can that weights ten pounds more than the last time she saw me?

Annulment? Not that kind of lawyer.

['taterblast]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

wtf is this

[ChiComCat]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

Well that's the problem, you're starving

[Katpappy]

Stevesie60, I worked with folks in upper management that ate more than a person of their size was capable of.  Their response to overindulging...burping loudly.     :fart: 

[Stevesie60]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!

[OB_Won]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!

In all seriousness, how many dogs and buns could you all house in 10 minutes if you had to? Is 1 a minute feasible? I’m thinking the first 5 in 4:00, but the next 5 would be rouuuugh.

[chum1]

I've been eating hot dogs in flour tortillas lately. Pretty good!

[Rage Against the McKee]

I've been eating hot dogs in flour tortillas lately. Pretty good!

The contest won't allow that.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!

In all seriousness, how many dogs and buns could you all house in 10 minutes if you had to? Is 1 a minute feasible? I’m thinking the first 5 in 4:00, but the next 5 would be rouuuugh.

Maybe 10? I would be afraid of rupturing my esophagus. Have you ever had food impacted in your esophagus? It is a horrible feeling. I don't know how these competitive eaters can do this stuff.

[DaBigTrain]

6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!

In all seriousness, how many dogs and buns could you all house in 10 minutes if you had to? Is 1 a minute feasible? I’m thinking the first 5 in 4:00, but the next 5 would be rouuuugh.

Maybe 10? I would be afraid of rupturing my esophagus. Have you ever had food impacted in your esophagus? It is a horrible feeling. I don't know how these competitive eaters can do this stuff.

No negative consequences.

[chum1]

I saw a TikTok of a guy who ate 1 hot dog and drank 1 beer for every inning of a baseball (Royals?) game. Seemed like a fun challenge. And expensive.

[steve dave]

I saw a TikTok of a guy who ate 1 hot dog and drank 1 beer for every inning of a baseball (Royals?) game. Seemed like a fun challenge. And expensive.

I do that every baseball game I attend except one (1) total hot dog.