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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1525 on: July 08, 2023, 11:34:27 AM »
6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

:lol: wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!
In all seriousness, how many dogs and buns could you all house in 10 minutes if you had to? Is 1 a minute feasible? I’m thinking the first 5 in 4:00, but the next 5 would be rouuuugh.

After somewhat attempting it, I think 7. It's tough just getting the buns down, and I'm not doing the dunking in water thing.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1526 on: July 16, 2023, 09:14:47 PM »
Friend of mine made these and didn’t throw them away

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1527 on: July 17, 2023, 08:09:24 AM »
Friend of mine made these and didn’t throw them away


I would have immediately fed the chickens.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1528 on: July 17, 2023, 08:48:30 AM »
6 hot dogs during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

:lol: wtf is this

Between the 5 of us we would have combined for 12th place!
In all seriousness, how many dogs and buns could you all house in 10 minutes if you had to? Is 1 a minute feasible? I’m thinking the first 5 in 4:00, but the next 5 would be rouuuugh.
Maybe 10? I would be afraid of rupturing my esophagus. Have you ever had food impacted in your esophagus? It is a horrible feeling. I don't know how these competitive eaters can do this stuff.
Pancakes pretty much every time I had them growing up.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1529 on: July 17, 2023, 08:48:47 AM »
Please tell me you did not house those crispybois on the plate

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1530 on: July 17, 2023, 10:57:38 AM »
had a complete trashcan weekend.

Fast food for the first time in probably 2 years. BBQ galore saturday night. Drank more than I have in quite some time. Fried breakfast + leftover bbq nachos on Sunday.

Absolute blast to not care about caloric intake, but my body is not happy about it rn.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1531 on: July 17, 2023, 11:43:26 AM »
had a complete trashcan weekend.

Fast food for the first time in probably 2 years. BBQ galore saturday night. Drank more than I have in quite some time. Fried breakfast + leftover bbq nachos on Sunday.

Absolute blast to not care about caloric intake, but my body is not happy about it rn.

This is only moderate 'canning, which makes true 'canners feel judged by you, despite this being a judgment-free zone. Leftover bbq nachos sounds delightful, though.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1532 on: July 17, 2023, 11:53:07 AM »
had a complete trashcan weekend.

Fast food for the first time in probably 2 years. BBQ galore saturday night. Drank more than I have in quite some time. Fried breakfast + leftover bbq nachos on Sunday.

Absolute blast to not care about caloric intake, but my body is not happy about it rn.

This is only moderate 'canning, which makes true 'canners feel judged by you, despite this being a judgment-free zone. Leftover bbq nachos sounds delightful, though.

yeah, I'm merely an amateur 'canner. I have too weak a stomach to keep up with the pros, I have to just watch from the sidelines. I never meant to hurt anyone, I just wanted to be part of the game.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1533 on: July 17, 2023, 11:57:56 AM »
BBQ is the healthy food I eat  :rolleyes:
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1534 on: July 17, 2023, 12:16:23 PM »
I ordered Chipotle for myself and lil sd. I got an al pastor bowl. lil sd always gets 3 barbacoa tacos. well, long story short I forgot that lil sd was going to chick fil a with his nanny. So I just housed all the food.

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« Reply #1535 on: July 17, 2023, 12:21:54 PM »
God bless you sd
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1536 on: July 17, 2023, 01:14:18 PM »
these were right by checkout and are currently turning my insides bright red


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1537 on: July 17, 2023, 01:48:29 PM »
these were right by checkout and are currently turning my insides bright red


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1538 on: July 22, 2023, 05:28:18 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1539 on: July 22, 2023, 07:35:00 PM »
Eating a whole pizza rocks dude, enjoy those vibes

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« Reply #1540 on: July 22, 2023, 08:56:40 PM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1541 on: July 22, 2023, 11:19:08 PM »
I have a pretty low appetite now but am still able to crush a 12".I don't think I can do a 14" anymore  :frown:
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1542 on: July 23, 2023, 12:27:52 AM »
I have a pretty low appetite now but am still able to crush a 12".I don't think I can do a 14" anymore  :frown:
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1543 on: July 23, 2023, 09:17:36 AM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut™?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1544 on: July 23, 2023, 10:36:18 AM »
Got the house to myself this weekend. In the last 4 hours I’ve taken down a half of a bag of potato chips and um, an entire 14” pizza. Will report back ITT if I literally die from this

I got a 14" pizza tonight too, but I only ate half. I went to Domino's. Where'd you go BAC?

I won’t lie to you bucket bc I know this thread is a judgment free zone…despite several gore may options around me I was like this is NOT indulge in an artisanal pie night, this is for ‘cannin. And I was just really craving a hand tossed pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1545 on: September 03, 2023, 09:00:02 PM »
these were right by checkout and are currently turning my insides bright red


I had never tried these before but grabbed some "Fuego" and some "blue heat" at the store today. Fuego is too hot. There must have been some sort of :k-stategrad: who designed the food processing equipment to make those things.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1546 on: September 04, 2023, 11:52:31 AM »
lil got a bag of the dragon sweet chili ones and they rule. Milder but great.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1547 on: September 05, 2023, 09:48:39 AM »
It was lake/chip weekend fellas!!!! I ate about a half costco bag of Cap Cod Sea Salt chips and a crap ton of the Costco cheese mix bag that contains cheetos, doritos, sun chips, and pretzels. I had other bad stuff too, but the chips were the best part.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1548 on: September 05, 2023, 10:21:59 AM »
It was lake/chip weekend fellas!!!! I ate about a half costco bag of Cap Cod Sea Salt chips and a crap ton of the Costco cheese mix bag that contains cheetos, doritos, sun chips, and pretzels. I had other bad stuff too, but the chips were the best part.

yeah it is hard not to can at the lake

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1549 on: September 29, 2023, 01:32:43 PM »
I have probably mentioned it before but the calzones at Aldi (pepperoni (my fave), philly cheesesteak, buffalo chicken, 4 cheese) for about $2 are the greatest cheap and quick trashcan lunch.