check out these processed AF sandwiches I slap together at least once a week. sodium, processed garbage, and saturated fat delivery units.
any hoagie roll, split in half
![](https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_2c34f7b6-3455-475c-bf42-d3600ae054a0.jpeg)
hyvee white american cheese
![](https://previews.123rf.com/images/bwf211/bwf2111206/bwf211120600070/14167126-several-slices-of-white-american-cheese-on-a-white-background.jpg)
diluso smoked ham
![](https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_c4b11d7c-04e6-4917-9d77-35ad433fd9bd.png)
diluso salami
![](https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_ece81c9b-3490-47fc-a22f-b6c1b075306b.jpeg)
"the good stuff"
![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/a9/f0/dda9f00ddf198a3164577d1726a8c273.jpg)
![](https://cookinglsl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Pasta-With-Pepperoncini-Peppers-Sauce-Recipe-1-1-660x924.jpg)
after assembled you broil that crap open faced and then smash it together flat. then you cut it diagonal to make it fancy because we are not savages. serve with a pickle.