Author Topic: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread (Read 108155 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 07, 2020, 09:38:57 AM »

There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.

I eat these things like crazy. The sodium could stop my heart midway through. I probably eat this stuff twice a week at lunch. Is it spicy? Yes. Does it make me feel like trash? Yes. Do I still crave it? Yes.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2020, 10:47:42 AM »

I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.

'taterblast · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2020, 11:43:54 AM »

where do i start

'taterblast · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2020, 11:44:25 AM »

opening-scene-of-step-brothers-style microwave nacho plates

KST8FAN · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2020, 11:57:21 AM »

I have to consciously tell myself to quit eating doughnuts when available.

Tom

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michigancat · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:00:13 PM »

I had to ask our office manager to stop giving us free chex mix because I could not stop eating it 24/7 at work

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:28:46 PM »

3 weeks of mardi gras

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:31:15 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 11:44:25 AM

opening-scene-of-step-brothers-style microwave nacho plates

There has never been a single point in my life that I haven’t been able to put together some drunken “nachos” with available ingredients at my house. Potato chips, crackers, mozzarella, feta, bbq sauce, pepperoncinis, the list of crap I’ve used can go on forever.

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wetwillie · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:34:20 PM »

I drink my body weight in aspartame laden Diet Coke most days

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:38:10 PM »

Ate an entire box of caramel delight GS cookies in like 14 hours.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:39:06 PM »

you know what absolutely crushes "nachos"? This crap. I'm sure it's radioactive death fuel but it hits.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:42:26 PM »

I bet the individual pouch makes it pretty user friendly SD

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:45:16 PM »

my kids begged mrs cf3 to buy a bulk sized box of corn dogs so i've been randomly microwaving a corndog as a snack. i can't imagine its helping me in any way. I like to have mustard and bbq sauce and alternate dips between bites.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:46:48 PM »

check out these processed AF sandwiches I slap together at least once a week. sodium, processed garbage, and saturated fat delivery units.

any hoagie roll, split in half

hyvee white american cheese

diluso smoked ham

diluso salami

"the good stuff"

after assembled you broil that crap open faced and then smash it together flat. then you cut it diagonal to make it fancy because we are not savages. serve with a pickle.

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:47:24 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2020, 12:42:26 PM

I bet the individual pouch makes it pretty user friendly SD

absolutely. one pouch is a perfect plate of "nachos" serving size.

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2020, 12:50:32 PM »

I'll add that working from home full time really opens up the possibilities to treat your body like a trashcan every day. You can just explore the pantry and fridge with no pressure, judgement, anything. the only thing holding you back is the extremes of your own imagination.

bucket · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:07:54 PM »

i eat 18 eggs a week. I started getting healthier this year and realized that's more than the recommended portion.

'taterblast · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2020, 01:53:25 PM »

Quote from: bucket on March 07, 2020, 01:07:54 PM

i eat 18 eggs a week. I started getting healthier this year and realized that's more than the recommended portion.

wrong thread

stunted · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:01:01 PM »

I eat like 5 eggs a day, I think it's ok, supposed to be good cholesterol

Besides all the boozing and the havoc I'm causing my liver and kidneys, I eat a of ice cream, burgers, burritos, or ramen (real kind which is all fat) or fried stuff. Dont gain weight though

stunted · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:03:20 PM »

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on March 07, 2020, 10:47:42 AM

I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.

I recently started liking spicy food. Do the fire poops go away?

'taterblast · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:04:12 PM »

Quote from: stunted on March 07, 2020, 02:03:20 PM

Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on March 07, 2020, 10:47:42 AM
I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.

I recently started liking spicy food. Do the fire poops go away?

no

stunted · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:09:23 PM »

Oh well.

So I got tinnitus, but does that stop me from going out and blasting my ears in loud places? You bet your ass it doesnt.

bucket · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:20:55 PM »

Quote from: stunted on March 07, 2020, 02:01:01 PM

I eat like 5 eggs a day, I think it's ok, supposed to be good cholesterol

Besides all the boozing and the havoc I'm causing my liver and kidneys, I eat a of ice cream, burgers, burritos, or ramen (real kind which is all fat) or fried stuff. Dont gain weight though

Thank you!

DaBigTrain · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:32:00 PM »

KST8FAN · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2020, 02:41:47 PM »

These are good after doughnuts.

Tom

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