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Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 09:38:57 AM
There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.

I eat these things like crazy. The sodium could stop my heart midway through. I probably eat this stuff twice a week at lunch. Is it spicy? Yes. Does it make me feel like trash? Yes. Do I still crave it? Yes.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51lJdX2xm7L.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 07, 2020, 10:47:42 AM
I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 11:43:54 AM
where do i start
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 11:44:25 AM
opening-scene-of-step-brothers-style microwave nacho plates

(https://marissachanningbates.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/sbs-1.jpeg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on March 07, 2020, 11:57:21 AM
I have to consciously tell myself to quit eating doughnuts when available. 

Tom

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on March 07, 2020, 12:00:13 PM
I had to ask our office manager to stop giving us free chex mix because I could not stop eating it 24/7 at work
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 07, 2020, 12:28:46 PM
3 weeks of mardi gras
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 12:31:15 PM
opening-scene-of-step-brothers-style microwave nacho plates

(https://marissachanningbates.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/sbs-1.jpeg)

There has never been a single point in my life that I haven’t been able to put together some drunken “nachos” with available ingredients at my house. Potato chips, crackers, mozzarella, feta, bbq sauce, pepperoncinis, the list of crap I’ve used can go on forever.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on March 07, 2020, 12:34:20 PM
I drink my body weight in aspartame laden Diet Coke most days
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2020, 12:38:10 PM
Ate an entire box of caramel delight GS cookies in like 14 hours.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 12:39:06 PM
you know what absolutely crushes "nachos"? This crap. I'm sure it's radioactive death fuel but it hits.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ffcbd84f-6e85-4eb3-9a00-741d1efb62b3_1.301e8d1d78750a6c36b6aa561e5a56a6.jpeg?odnWidth=450&odnHeight=450&odnBg=ffffff)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2020, 12:42:26 PM
I bet the individual pouch makes it pretty user friendly SD
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2020, 12:45:16 PM
my kids begged mrs cf3 to buy a bulk sized box of corn dogs so i've been randomly microwaving a corndog as a snack. i can't imagine its helping me in any way. I like to have mustard and bbq sauce and alternate dips between bites.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 12:46:48 PM
check out these processed AF sandwiches I slap together at least once a week. sodium, processed garbage, and saturated fat delivery units.

any hoagie roll, split in half
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_2c34f7b6-3455-475c-bf42-d3600ae054a0.jpeg)

hyvee white american cheese
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/bwf211/bwf2111206/bwf211120600070/14167126-several-slices-of-white-american-cheese-on-a-white-background.jpg)

diluso smoked ham
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_c4b11d7c-04e6-4917-9d77-35ad433fd9bd.png)

diluso salami
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_ece81c9b-3490-47fc-a22f-b6c1b075306b.jpeg)

"the good stuff"
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/a9/f0/dda9f00ddf198a3164577d1726a8c273.jpg)

(https://cookinglsl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Pasta-With-Pepperoncini-Peppers-Sauce-Recipe-1-1-660x924.jpg)

after assembled you broil that crap open faced and then smash it together flat. then you cut it diagonal to make it fancy because we are not savages. serve with a pickle.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 12:47:24 PM
I bet the individual pouch makes it pretty user friendly SD

absolutely. one pouch is a perfect plate of "nachos" serving size.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 12:50:32 PM
I'll add that working from home full time really opens up the possibilities to treat your body like a trashcan every day. You can just explore the pantry and fridge with no pressure, judgement, anything. the only thing holding you back is the extremes of your own imagination.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on March 07, 2020, 01:07:54 PM
i eat 18 eggs a week. I started getting healthier this year and realized that's more than the recommended portion.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 01:53:25 PM
i eat 18 eggs a week. I started getting healthier this year and realized that's more than the recommended portion.

wrong thread
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 07, 2020, 02:01:01 PM
I eat like 5 eggs a day, I think it's ok, supposed to be good cholesterol

Besides all the boozing and the havoc I'm causing my liver and kidneys, I eat a of ice cream, burgers, burritos, or ramen (real kind which is all fat) or fried stuff. Dont gain weight though  :dunno:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 07, 2020, 02:03:20 PM
I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.

I recently started liking spicy food. Do the fire poops go away?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 02:04:12 PM
I put jalapeños on everything and get super bad heartburn after doing it, but I keep doing it because I enjoy it so much.

I recently started liking spicy food. Do the fire poops go away?

no
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 07, 2020, 02:09:23 PM
Oh well.

So I got tinnitus, but does that stop me from going out and blasting my ears in loud places? You bet your ass it doesnt.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on March 07, 2020, 02:20:55 PM
I eat like 5 eggs a day, I think it's ok, supposed to be good cholesterol

Besides all the boozing and the havoc I'm causing my liver and kidneys, I eat a of ice cream, burgers, burritos, or ramen (real kind which is all fat) or fried stuff. Dont gain weight though  :dunno:

Thank you!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 07, 2020, 02:32:00 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/c352ed17a368b65d21cfece96f72c7e8.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on March 07, 2020, 02:41:47 PM
These are good after doughnuts.

Tom(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/878fb0c5c7838cf3c39e272c1aad9fdc.jpg)

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:18:16 PM
In the fall I spend $15 at Taco Grande in Wichita every Friday & Sunday going to/from games.  Will also often hit the one in Abilene after games on my way back to my parents house as well.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 03:21:51 PM
you guys ever make nachos with pringles?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:22:41 PM
We have people over every 4-6 weeks. Mrs. Hamburg always buys a charcuterie plate and I eat 90% of it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:25:55 PM
I ate a shitload of these in college.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/a4/b2/4ca4b2b5f1dacf018f8e37e4e7f1d922.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on March 07, 2020, 03:27:19 PM
We have people over every 4-6 weeks. Mrs. Hamburg always buys a charcuterie plate and I eat 90% of it.

Adorbs  :love:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:28:02 PM
you guys ever make nachos with pringles?

I like mixing garbage food together 99% of the time, but that sounds terrible.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:29:56 PM
We have people over every 4-6 weeks. Mrs. Hamburg always buys a charcuterie plate and I eat 90% of it.

Adorbs  :love:

I’ve been trying to eat better & she tries to hold me to it. I think she does this as a cheat for me. She knows no one else touches it and never says a word about how it’s mostly gone at the end of the night. She’s great.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 07, 2020, 03:31:10 PM
I ate a shitload of these in college.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/a4/b2/4ca4b2b5f1dacf018f8e37e4e7f1d922.jpg)
These look like they start as mechanically separated chicken strips that then go through the whole mechanically separated process a second or third time.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:33:43 PM
For some reason in my 30s my go-to birthday cake changed to funfetti with the sprinkles frosting.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 03:39:33 PM
When I don’t have 16oz resealable aluminum miller lites and just 12oz cans I get two at a time because I crush trash beer at an extraordinary pace.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:42:47 PM
?s=21
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 03:45:01 PM
Margaritas. I’m going to have 3 or 4 tonight.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 07, 2020, 04:01:53 PM
?s=21
lmao


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on March 07, 2020, 04:29:00 PM
Work also had a big ass tub of cookie dough in the fridge - I think a single sheet of cookies was made once. Did I eat it by the bowlful with a spoon for an after-lunch snack every day until it was gone? You bet your ass I did.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 04:32:12 PM
I’m applying for a job with michigancat
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 07, 2020, 04:33:31 PM
Be prepared for massive amounts of poop!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2020, 04:44:01 PM
Real thing from my amazon ordering history:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/5d53238e60e395dc2bb7f6660b34bcd7.jpg)

Did I just buy again? You bet your ass I did.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on March 07, 2020, 04:44:02 PM
Real thing from my amazon ordering history:
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/5d53238e60e395dc2bb7f6660b34bcd7.jpg)

Did I just buy again? You bet your ass I did.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 07, 2020, 04:51:28 PM
did the subway BOGO offer because i was going to "save one for later" and yep ate both in one sitting.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 07, 2020, 05:07:33 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/9518f1aefe6041ca711c97df409619e5.jpg)
My arteries are like lead pipes by now I bet.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 07, 2020, 05:13:34 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/2a8a4688e1551eaf4179e8ae4f047c84.jpg)
Amazing
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on March 07, 2020, 05:14:50 PM
opening-scene-of-step-brothers-style microwave nacho plates

(https://marissachanningbates.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/sbs-1.jpeg)

 :lol: Got HAF and watched that last night. Had to make my own.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on March 07, 2020, 05:54:32 PM
Still love Totinos.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 05:59:01 PM
Still love Totinos.

My grandma kept the freezer stocked with those. They’re the best.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Phil Titola on March 07, 2020, 06:21:14 PM
Margaritas. I’m going to have 3 or 4 tonight.
:dubious:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 06:26:46 PM
Margaritas. I’m going to have 3 or 4 tonight.
:dubious:
1 or 2 if anyone else asks.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 07, 2020, 06:47:31 PM
Margaritas. I’m going to have 3 or 4 tonight.
:dubious:
1 or 2 if anyone else asks.
What's the current count? Were going to need updates.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 07, 2020, 07:11:49 PM
Starting one now. I’ll probably end up at three. I’m going to watch a movie when the kids go to bed. I’ll have one when I start it and another half way through.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on March 07, 2020, 09:48:34 PM
Oh well.

So I got tinnitus, but does that stop me from going out and blasting my ears in loud places? You bet your ass it doesnt.

:cheers: to my tinnitus bro
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 08, 2020, 10:23:02 AM
Went to my first Indian wedding this weekend and discovered gulab jamun.
This morning my body has gone from a trashcan to a trashcan't
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on March 08, 2020, 11:43:59 AM
Last night I slammed Modelos like they cured corona virus.

Ate Pizza Hut thin crust. Some kind of Facebook beer cheese pretzel dip and various other dips and finger foods.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on March 08, 2020, 12:17:14 PM
I dunno why they serve a CFS with b&g on the side but I put it all straight into my mouth hole this morning for an instant hangover cure.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200308/e324276e57e934e2ec81b9c6b44c460c.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on March 08, 2020, 01:45:05 PM
I dunno why they serve a CFS with b&g on the side but I put it all straight into my mouth hole this morning for an instant hangover cure.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200308/e324276e57e934e2ec81b9c6b44c460c.jpg)

Motivated me to do the same
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 08, 2020, 02:16:27 PM
Went to my first Indian wedding this weekend and discovered gulab jamun.
This morning my body has gone from a trashcan to a trashcan't

these little floating balls are incred. I crush two each time I finish off my indian lunch buffet face stuffing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: sys on March 08, 2020, 03:38:32 PM
what is greek toast?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 09, 2020, 02:49:16 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/okPOwvo.jpg)

Quote
Deep fried burrito topped with cheese, Enchiladas sauce and Sour Cream. Filled with rice, cheese, refried pinto beans, Roasted Chipotle Salsa and choice of Grilled Chicken, Barbacoa beef, Carnitas Pork or Roasted Bell Peppers and Onions.

This is going to make me very sleepy. Going to pop in 100mg of modafinil and I'll be good to go for the day.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 09, 2020, 03:08:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/okPOwvo.jpg)

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Deep fried burrito topped with cheese, Enchiladas sauce and Sour Cream. Filled with rice, cheese, refried pinto beans, Roasted Chipotle Salsa and choice of Grilled Chicken, Barbacoa beef, Carnitas Pork or Roasted Bell Peppers and Onions.

This is going to make me very sleepy. Going to pop in 100mg of modafinil and I'll be good to go for the day.

That looks great, would devour with pleasure.  :lick:   
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 10, 2020, 09:12:23 AM
want
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BW on March 10, 2020, 01:38:21 PM
It's Reese's Easter Egg season.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 10, 2020, 01:48:20 PM
I ate pasta that was mixed around in a melted wheel of cheese for dinner and even though it was at a nice restaurant I have like a 2 day dairy hangover.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: halfEmpty on March 10, 2020, 05:58:11 PM
Chili cheese fritos dipped in fritos jalapeno and cheddar cheese dip.  Do not warm up dip.  Cold straight out of the can.  The fake cheese flavor comes out in every bite and is addicting.  Doritos work in place of the fritos.  Any other type of chip with this dip and it is inedible.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 11, 2020, 01:43:48 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/c352ed17a368b65d21cfece96f72c7e8.jpg)

eff yes! Except I get the red bag, three at a time with melted cheese on top finished off with salsa.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 11, 2020, 01:48:50 AM
For the second night in a row I just ate an entire sleeve of thin mints, I don't even like them all that much. Oh well, box is gone now.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 11, 2020, 07:41:37 AM
I had one last night too, 3 more sleeves left...
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on March 11, 2020, 11:33:58 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/c352ed17a368b65d21cfece96f72c7e8.jpg)

eff yes! Except I get the red bag, three at a time with melted cheese on top finished off with salsa.

The bean and cheese burrito kind microwaved 3 at a time for about 4-5 minutes then covered in ketchup was a stable meal for me from probably 8th grade until sophomore year of high school.

Still love most varieties to this day, except baked in the oven and covered with cheese, sour cream, real salsa of some type.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on March 11, 2020, 11:36:54 AM
For the second night in a row I just ate an entire sleeve of thin mints, I don't even like them all that much. Oh well, box is gone now.

Bro, I was so proud of myself for only eating two tagalongs the other night. That lasted until I noticed the thin mints and mowed thru all but a few cookies in a sleeve.

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 11, 2020, 12:29:18 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200307/c352ed17a368b65d21cfece96f72c7e8.jpg)

eff yes! Except I get the red bag, three at a time with melted cheese on top finished off with salsa.

The bean and cheese burrito kind microwaved 3 at a time for about 4-5 minutes then covered in ketchup was a stable meal for me from probably 8th grade until sophomore year of high school.

Still love most varieties to this day, except baked in the oven and covered with cheese, sour cream, real salsa of some type.

This should go in the gourmet cooking thread.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on March 11, 2020, 02:08:01 PM
There is a sonic by my office so I grab one of these about once a week, add japs/onion and  :Woohoo:. I know its basically gas station chili/cheese but its so good.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Os7dBf-82Bf_13IQabnMNwCLfQg5wSYYmkwj1FLuw0RjeKhjHTfi36VKQ8qTp0r9aBzvnwx7kCYgHDLdO2CGog=s525)

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 11, 2020, 02:59:37 PM
I had a corn dog and 4pc mozz sticks from sonic for lunch today....
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 11, 2020, 03:16:26 PM
I had a corn dog and 4pc mozz sticks from sonic for lunch today....

are you going back tomorrow for 50 cent corn dogs?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 11, 2020, 03:22:01 PM
Absolutely not
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 12, 2020, 08:39:23 AM
There is a sonic by my office so I grab one of these about once a week, add japs/onion and  :Woohoo:. I know its basically gas station chili/cheese but its so good.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Os7dBf-82Bf_13IQabnMNwCLfQg5wSYYmkwj1FLuw0RjeKhjHTfi36VKQ8qTp0r9aBzvnwx7kCYgHDLdO2CGog=s525)

I used to get the foot long chili cheese coney from Sonic somewhat regularly.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 12, 2020, 09:06:39 AM
lil sd post baseball (we have indoor winter clinic on sundays currently) sonic order:

lil sd: corndog and small cherry slush
sd: 4 piece mozz sticks
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on March 12, 2020, 09:46:33 AM
The last few months I’ve been eating Taco Bell (#3 - Burrito Supreme, Soft Taco Sureme, Hot Sauce, Baja Blast zero). At least once a week.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on March 12, 2020, 09:52:40 AM
i don't remember the last time i've eaten old school fast food (taco bell, mcdonalds, wendys, etc).  I do like to get down on some Freddy's, Culvers, Slim Chicken, Chic-fil-A tho.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 12, 2020, 10:29:14 AM
i don't remember the last time i've eaten old school fast food (taco bell, mcdonalds, wendys, etc).  I do like to get down on some Freddy's, Culvers, Slim Chicken, Chic-fil-A tho.

The old school fast food is healthier than those places for the most part.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on March 12, 2020, 10:31:18 AM
there is no way that is true, and also don't care because those old school places all serve disgusting garbage.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 12, 2020, 10:38:25 AM
Sad to see mm unraveling like this  :frown:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 12, 2020, 10:46:10 AM
i can't imagine ever going to any of those places except CFA, m^2
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on March 12, 2020, 10:55:54 AM
The only one of those OSFF places I go to is Wendy's so I can smash a Baconator.  Feels good at first but then my entire body feels like a trashcan roughly an hour later.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 12, 2020, 11:09:22 AM
once every few weeks i take about $15 worth of taco bell and throw it away inside my human body shaped trash can
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 12, 2020, 11:12:10 AM
There is a sonic by my office so I grab one of these about once a week, add japs/onion and  :Woohoo:. I know its basically gas station chili/cheese but its so good.

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ben ji i believe the preferred nomenclature is "jals"
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on March 12, 2020, 12:25:47 PM
Baja Blast.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 14, 2020, 01:54:40 AM
Supersonic breakfast burrito is criminally underrated
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 14, 2020, 07:15:35 AM
Supersonic breakfast burrito is criminally underrated

haven't gotten one of these in years and now I am going to
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 14, 2020, 10:31:57 AM
Supersonic breakfast burrito is criminally underrated
Probably the best in the biz.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 14, 2020, 01:14:33 PM
this calzone from aldi is sofa king good
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 14, 2020, 01:23:55 PM
this calzone from aldi is sofa king good
What kind of cheese is inside?  I need ricotta in there.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 14, 2020, 01:25:50 PM
this calzone from aldi is sofa king good
What kind of cheese is inside?  I need ricotta in there.
provolone, mozz, ricotta, parm, & romano cheese. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 14, 2020, 01:26:32 PM
That's a good combo
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Trim on March 14, 2020, 01:36:11 PM
Supersonic breakfast burrito is criminally underrated

Oh no.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 14, 2020, 05:37:04 PM
WARNING TO SONIC BREAKFAST BURRITO EATER:
The slop that they cook for the burrito is cooked early morning and sits all day.  If you treasure your internal trash hole, exercise caution.  :ohno:   
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 14, 2020, 05:40:21 PM
WARNING TO SONIC BREAKFAST BURRITO EATER:
The slop that they cook for the burrito is cooked early morning and sits all day.  If you treasure your internal trash hole, exercise caution.  :ohno:   

we had an insider with this scoop
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on March 14, 2020, 07:19:50 PM
Just finished this turkey pastrami and prosciutto sandwich.  So good.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 14, 2020, 07:23:45 PM
You guys know what's pretty dang good? Jersey Mike's.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 14, 2020, 07:43:36 PM
WARNING TO SONIC BREAKFAST BURRITO EATER:
The slop that they cook for the burrito is cooked early morning and sits all day.  If you treasure your internal trash hole, exercise caution.  :ohno:   

SAME DAY?

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Tobias on March 14, 2020, 07:45:18 PM
I’d kill for a 48hr supersonic rita
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 14, 2020, 07:57:49 PM
I am crushing one of these right now

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 14, 2020, 07:59:48 PM
just got buffalo wild wings doordash.

boneless hot w blue cheese
rings with sw ranch
a few of lil sd's chips and queso

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 14, 2020, 08:01:31 PM
washing it down with vodka soda x 4

chefs kiss except he's kissing garbage
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 14, 2020, 08:48:04 PM
I bought like $400 of groceries then still hit up T-Bell as a reward for my trashcan bod because I drove across town to get the last copy of Luigi's Mansion 3 at gamestop
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 15, 2020, 11:34:16 AM
Just finished this turkey pastrami and prosciutto sandwich.  So good.

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Looks delish, absolutely doesn't fit the thread theme, this is just great food.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 15, 2020, 11:35:19 AM
Just finished this turkey pastrami and prosciutto sandwich.  So good.

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Looks delish, absolutely doesn't fit the thread theme, this is just great food.
Yeah what’s with the healthy lettuce? That definitely doesn’t belong on that ‘wich
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 15, 2020, 11:53:47 AM
Bread has a bunch of carbs and I know it is bad. Toast? Come on! It is crunchy, no problems! I will have 6 pieces of toast with European style butter.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 15, 2020, 12:16:35 PM
I definitely didn’t just buy packs of ramen noodles and spicy sausage links to cut up to put in the ramen. Nope, not me.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 15, 2020, 12:30:20 PM
What ramen flavor?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on March 15, 2020, 01:04:12 PM
I’ve recently gotten into having chicken ramen with two poached eggs for lunch. Not exactly thread appropriate since it’s fancy af, but figured I’d share.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 15, 2020, 01:16:35 PM
I have been addicted to these:


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200315/b51591db3b327e5f36a7cc8be20e46ae.jpg)

But it's so bad for you.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 15, 2020, 01:17:43 PM
bought mini corndogs
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 15, 2020, 01:29:58 PM
What ramen flavor?

I bought both roast beef and chicken.

Also, does anyone else cook the noodles, drain the water, then mix the flavoring & noodles together?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 15, 2020, 01:31:44 PM
bought mini corndogs

Great decision.  One of my biggest dilemmas as a 9 year old was to cook them & pizza rolls in the microwave for instant gratification or wait for them to cook in the oven and be 25% better.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 15, 2020, 01:36:23 PM
What ramen flavor?

I bought both roast beef and chicken.

Also, does anyone else cook the noodles, drain the water, then mix the flavoring & noodles together?
I've done it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on March 15, 2020, 01:38:11 PM
I used to do that and also add butter
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on March 15, 2020, 01:42:46 PM
Cream cheese also works well.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 15, 2020, 01:46:04 PM
I always grew up on the "soup" method, but my wife was always a "noodles only" gal. I now have two great ways to eat ramen and fell richer for it!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 15, 2020, 02:01:22 PM
I’m glad my gE buds get me.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2020, 02:14:23 PM
I have been addicted to these:


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200315/b51591db3b327e5f36a7cc8be20e46ae.jpg)

But it's so bad for you.

I crush the reds (because you can get them at costco by the thousands)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q%2BuT8PS8L.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 15, 2020, 02:15:31 PM
microwave them in soup form
drain and then drain more by squeezing them lightly into the bowl with a couple paper towels
then butter and seasoning packet them
then fry them in the frying pan until just starting to get crispy
then put them on a bun and enjoy the best that life has to offer
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 15, 2020, 02:15:52 PM
Cream cheese also works well.

listen to this entire body trashcan hack:

kraft single
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 15, 2020, 05:38:09 PM
I always grew up on the "soup" method, but my wife was always a "noodles only" gal. I now have two great ways to eat ramen and fell richer for it!
Split the baby. Drain ~75% of the water, but leave a little at the bottom to soak each bite in before consuming.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 15, 2020, 08:00:08 PM
?s=21
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 15, 2020, 08:41:58 PM
Whoa
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on March 15, 2020, 09:22:06 PM
Needs chili or something red. Ketchup, sriracha, etc.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 15, 2020, 10:05:17 PM
?s=21

Seems like a better combo without the bun, but body trashcan worthy.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on March 15, 2020, 10:09:50 PM
?s=21

Seems like a better combo without the bun, but body trashcan worthy.

Never been a better time in life to try this
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Tobias on March 15, 2020, 10:39:28 PM
that’s no Derka Dog
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: waks on March 15, 2020, 10:43:31 PM
microwave them in soup form
drain and then drain more by squeezing them lightly into the bowl with a couple paper towels
then butter and seasoning packet them
then fry them in the frying pan until just starting to get crispy
then put them on a bun and enjoy the best that life has to offer
:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 16, 2020, 02:53:09 AM
Christ, guys.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 17, 2020, 02:06:42 PM
I crush the reds (because you can get them at costco by the thousands)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q%2BuT8PS8L.jpg)

i bought a 12 pack of the large bowls of these from costco today based upon this incred strong recommendo
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 17, 2020, 02:08:18 PM
Hell yeah son


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 23, 2020, 03:14:00 PM
is putting cheese on steak a thing? it should definitely be a thing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 23, 2020, 03:19:06 PM
Blue cheese on filets at fancy restaurants is a thing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 23, 2020, 03:29:19 PM
is putting cheese on steak a thing? it should definitely be a thing.
apparently you've never heard of a cheesesteak? idiot
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 23, 2020, 03:29:52 PM
is putting cheese on steak a thing? it should definitely be a thing.
apparently you've never heard of a cheesesteak? idiot

lol
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on March 23, 2020, 03:32:50 PM
The first WFH lunch with #2 today and he fed me ramen noodles mixed with hamburger and cheese.


Tom

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 23, 2020, 05:11:39 PM
The first WFH lunch with #2 today and he fed me ramen noodles mixed with hamburger and cheese.


Tom

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 :sdeek: christ alive, what does he eat when you're not around?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on March 23, 2020, 05:12:13 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on March 23, 2020, 05:12:36 PM
i think this is a judgment-free thread tho
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on March 24, 2020, 04:49:16 AM
is putting cheese on steak a thing? it should definitely be a thing.
apparently you've never heard of a cheesesteak? idiot

lol

On a sandwich you ass-face
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 24, 2020, 07:18:04 AM
I'd slap a kraft single on a slab of beef. no question in my mind. I haven't, doesn't mean I won't.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 24, 2020, 07:44:52 AM
purchased a costco size bag of these on saturday and it will be finished today.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 24, 2020, 09:26:11 AM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 24, 2020, 09:33:32 AM
Introduced lil sd to velveeta and milk cheese dip (no rotel). It’s his new fav thing. We’ve got a future trash can folks, very proud.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 24, 2020, 09:34:51 AM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

How old?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 24, 2020, 09:36:44 AM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

How old?

7
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 24, 2020, 09:40:09 AM
legend
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 24, 2020, 09:46:18 AM
we stan
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 24, 2020, 11:37:21 AM
Introduced lil sd to velveeta and milk cheese dip (no rotel). It’s his new fav thing. We’ve got a future trash can folks, very proud.


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Pro tip: Put Pace picante sauce in that garbage to make it even better.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 24, 2020, 12:20:46 PM
I made some taco dogs for lunch today, they pair wonderfully with cheez-it’s, which I bought a 4 pound box of last week at costco.

taco dog recipe: fry hot dogs in brown butter, toast buns also in brown butter.  put mustard on hot dog and then sprinkle taco meat on top

mods pls cross post to cooking thread

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 24, 2020, 01:11:29 PM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

... he ate the wrappers??
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 24, 2020, 01:20:10 PM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

... he ate the wrappers??


Spacs, you need a course in reading compensation.  He clearly said his boy ate the box before tackling the wrappers.   :D
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 24, 2020, 01:21:57 PM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

... he ate the wrappers??


Spacs, you need a course in reading compensation.  He clearly said his boy ate the box before tackling the wrappers.   :D

The box I get. But the wrappers????

Also, those things are indeed delicious (the bars).
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on March 24, 2020, 01:40:28 PM
  :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 24, 2020, 01:48:12 PM
i lol'd at reading compensation
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 24, 2020, 01:48:31 PM
just looked in the literal downstairs trashcan and my son went through an entire box + wrappers of these yesterday

(https://content.etilize.com/images/400/1022361436.jpg)

... he ate the wrappers??


Spacs, you need a course in reading compensation.  He clearly said his boy ate the box before tackling the wrappers.   :D

The box I get. But the wrappers????

Also, those things are indeed delicious (the bars).

True.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on March 24, 2020, 06:52:47 PM
is there a separate thread for those who treat their body like a temple dedicated to the worship and bulk storage of trash?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 25, 2020, 08:29:01 PM
Introduced lil sd to velveeta and milk cheese dip (no rotel). It’s his new fav thing. We’ve got a future trash can folks, very proud.


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Bro. Come on.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 25, 2020, 08:57:10 PM
He wouldn’t touch it if there was a single spec of red, green, etc in it


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 25, 2020, 09:27:53 PM
He wouldn’t touch it if there was a single spec of red, green, etc in it


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good news, i’m v similar to lil sd in that respect but here’s a great cooking #ack I discovered-
take the rotel and put it in your tlbl cuisinart and chop it up until there’s no more chunks, basically it’s rotel sauce/soup - like 20 seconds and then pour it into the cubes of cheese and melt like normal.  you and lil sd will be sharing disney world war stories over plates of nachos in no time
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 25, 2020, 10:05:09 PM
He wouldn’t touch it if there was a single spec of red, green, etc in it


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good news, i’m v similar to lil sd in that respect but here’s a great cooking #ack I discovered-
take the rotel and put it in your tlbl cuisinart and chop it up until there’s no more chunks, basically it’s rotel sauce/soup - like 20 seconds and then pour it into the cubes of cheese and melt like normal.  you and lil sd will be sharing disney world war stories over plates of nachos in no time
That's brilliant, 'sclams,

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 25, 2020, 10:10:13 PM
You have to ween little kids into the rotel with the Pace Thick 'n Chunky, steve dave. It's just chunky ketchup. Pick up the pace.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 09:55:28 AM
“Breakfast nachos”. It’s regular nachos with three scrambled eggs on top. And it is eaten at dinner time.

Filling, gross looking, sodium content over a trillion. 4 out of 5 trash cans.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 10:02:38 AM
i would decimate that plate of 'chos although i find your chip brand selection disturbing
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 10:10:13 AM
imo the best chip for nachoing is the tostito cantina thin & crispy
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 10:35:04 AM
Those are Kirkland organic white and yellow corn mix chips. I like them pretty well but agree cantina are best.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 10:50:48 AM
what salsa are you using there?
assuming the sour cream is daisy squeezable which is bitb
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: _33 on March 26, 2020, 11:09:53 AM
I made some taco dogs for lunch today, they pair wonderfully with cheez-it’s, which I bought a 4 pound box of last week at costco.

taco dog recipe: fry hot dogs in brown butter, toast buns also in brown butter.  put mustard on hot dog and then sprinkle taco meat on top

mods pls cross post to cooking thread

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200324/3175d14938495ea40180ba3364dea4b7.jpg)

Why isn't the mustard nacho cheese instead? 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 11:15:03 AM
what salsa are you using there?
assuming the sour cream is daisy squeezable which is bitb

you have an excellent sour cream eye  :eye:

Formal recipe
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Instant post red beans (red beans, chicken stock, bay leaves, chili powerder, cayenne chowder)
(https://jamesstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/IP-Red-Beans.jpg)

Best Salsa OAT
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egglands best XL x 3
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: _33 on March 26, 2020, 11:17:46 AM
I've only recently begun using Daisy Squeezable Sour Cream.  Remember when you had to try to splat the sour cream on top of the nachos with a spoon and everything would get splattered everywhere and stuff?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 26, 2020, 11:21:00 AM
hi, LDSIQ over here...does the squeeze bottle eliminate the classic pool of water situation that is the scourge of tub'd SC? or is it like mustard where if you don't give it a good shake beforehand then congrats dummy you just got mustard water hope you brought a straw lmao
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 26, 2020, 11:39:17 AM
when it comes to sour cream i am a tee totaler. ama
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on March 26, 2020, 11:55:04 AM
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Lunch
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 12:14:58 PM
hi, LDSIQ over here...does the squeeze bottle eliminate the classic pool of water situation that is the scourge of tub'd SC? or is it like mustard where if you don't give it a good shake beforehand then congrats dummy you just got mustard water hope you brought a straw lmao
sometimes but is the risk worth the reward?
I made some taco dogs for lunch today, they pair wonderfully with cheez-it’s, which I bought a 4 pound box of last week at costco.

taco dog recipe: fry hot dogs in brown butter, toast buns also in brown butter.  put mustard on hot dog and then sprinkle taco meat on top

mods pls cross post to cooking thread

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Why isn't the mustard nacho cheese instead? 
current issues have mumped with my nacho cheese supply chain but good idea
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 12:20:50 PM
hi, LDSIQ over here...does the squeeze bottle eliminate the classic pool of water situation that is the scourge of tub'd SC? or is it like mustard where if you don't give it a good shake beforehand then congrats dummy you just got mustard water hope you brought a straw lmao

in general the pool is at the top. the squeeze hole is at the bottom where it sits.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 26, 2020, 12:31:01 PM
hi, LDSIQ over here...does the squeeze bottle eliminate the classic pool of water situation that is the scourge of tub'd SC? or is it like mustard where if you don't give it a good shake beforehand then congrats dummy you just got mustard water hope you brought a straw lmao

in general the pool is at the top. the squeeze hole is at the bottom where it sits.

i've had it pool at the bottom sometimes so me and all of my sour cream buds always remove the lid and let out a small squeeze just in case
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 26, 2020, 01:24:09 PM
I had two McD's double cheeseburgers for lunch today while driving to a jobsite.  I feel horrible.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 26, 2020, 01:30:35 PM
I had two McD's double cheeseburgers for lunch today while driving to a jobsite.  I feel horrible.

that's it?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 26, 2020, 02:04:03 PM
I had two McD's double cheeseburgers for lunch today while driving to a jobsite.  I feel horrible.

that's it?

that's like a McQuadruple he's lucky to be alive
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 26, 2020, 02:06:05 PM
Are you talking double quarter pounders or the cheap mcdoubles?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 26, 2020, 02:24:11 PM
Are you talking double quarter pounders or the cheap mcdoubles?

He means double cheeseburgers, not to be confused with the McDouble, which seems to be a double cheeseburger with 1 slice of cheese, rather than the 2 slices featured on the double cheeseburger. If he meant double QPC's, then he's an animal.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 26, 2020, 02:32:10 PM
one time in college i ate two (2) triple whoppers at burger king
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 26, 2020, 02:35:58 PM
one time in college i ate two (2) triple whoppers at burger king

now we're getting somewhere
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on March 26, 2020, 02:50:31 PM
one time in college i ate two (2) triple whoppers at burger king

HOLY eff!



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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 26, 2020, 02:52:27 PM
They were only the McDoubles.  However, I have housed two double quarters before while extremely hung over.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 26, 2020, 02:58:38 PM
They were only the McDoubles.  However, I have housed two double quarters before while extremely hung over.

plead the 3rd, bro.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 26, 2020, 03:46:39 PM
How many chicken nuggets you think you could eat? Like, Wendy's sized.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 03:46:57 PM
How many chicken nuggets you think you could eat? Like, Wendy's sized.

20 without pushing as just a normal meal. Probably 70 if it was like competitive eating before I started barfing them up.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 26, 2020, 03:49:12 PM
In college one of my friends and I had an eating contest at Buffalo Wild Wings when they had an all you can eat wings and fries special. I ate 27 bone in wings and two things of fries....and lost
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 26, 2020, 04:10:36 PM
high school, 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. spent the next class after lunch laying a massive chipotle missile in the toilet. full little caesars pizza by myself another time,  macho meal at DQ was also where it was at as well as the big ass slice with a drink at gumbys
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 26, 2020, 05:09:10 PM
high school, 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. spent the next class after lunch laying a massive chipotle missile in the toilet. full little caesars pizza by myself another time,  macho meal at DQ was also where it was at as well as the big ass slice with a drink at gumbys

Good thing you were able to clear up your system before eating all that pizza and DQ.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 26, 2020, 05:13:23 PM
i have eaten an entire little caesars like tons of times
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 26, 2020, 05:28:50 PM
agreed. Hot-n-ready? more like Hot-n-ready for another one
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 05:42:28 PM
I’ve eaten little Caesar’s in general zero times


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on March 26, 2020, 05:43:47 PM
I have eaten a large 3 topping Domino's pizza but it was thin crust.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 05:46:25 PM
Ok, no more reminiscing. This is a real time trashcan body thread.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 26, 2020, 06:24:49 PM
Wife made breakfast pizza tonight. Eggs, hash browns, cheese, amazing crust, sauce, sausage, hot sauce, sour cream, and ketchup. It was amaze! ketchup,
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on March 26, 2020, 06:30:01 PM
Post some pics please
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 26, 2020, 07:10:00 PM
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Post by: Spracne on March 26, 2020, 07:11:18 PM
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Lol.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on March 26, 2020, 07:12:56 PM
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Lol.

i am nominating this #ack for employee of the month
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 26, 2020, 07:13:13 PM
Tubbed meats!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 26, 2020, 07:13:27 PM
Lol.

I take this as a compliment given the thread topic.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on March 26, 2020, 07:27:18 PM
Lol.

I take this as a compliment given the thread topic.

Hey, nothing wrong with Hamburglar Helper :thumbs:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 26, 2020, 08:12:01 PM
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Poor as much jalapeño Tobasco into each Chili Cheese Frito as you can. If you can poor a whole bottle of jalepeno Tobasco in a small cup (like a sauce cup from Taco Tico) and dip the chip into the Tabasco, that works too.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 26, 2020, 08:16:43 PM
I discovered there’s a KS style Taco Tico next to one of my biggest customers at my new job. This is not a good development for my trash can body.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 26, 2020, 08:20:45 PM
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on March 26, 2020, 08:25:24 PM
puni having a tube meat related post alert is so amaze
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 27, 2020, 12:56:36 AM
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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 27, 2020, 06:53:13 AM
Ramen is a good buy online product. Can ship from the moon and will be just as good as if it was picked right off the ramen vine in your backyard.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on March 27, 2020, 08:34:57 AM
guys some great news - despite all the distractions out there - I was able to find a Daisy squeezyboi at the grocery store yesterday. My trashcan ceiling just went through the roof.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 27, 2020, 08:35:48 AM
That’s the kind of trashcan bod success story we do this for


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 27, 2020, 08:37:19 AM
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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.

Basic Roast Beef. That’s spicy sausage. It doesn’t mix well with other flavors of ramen.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2020, 09:36:24 AM
wife made a cheesecake and i will eat >50% of it in the next 48 hours.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2020, 09:34:30 PM
please excuse the sour cream sitch, these are dire times

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 27, 2020, 09:36:55 PM
Welp, I’m breaking quarantine and going to Tobias’s house.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on March 27, 2020, 09:59:36 PM
omg
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on March 27, 2020, 10:00:16 PM
Why does the container have smallpox?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2020, 10:30:52 PM
ms tobias was pretty ambitious on the portions, but we trashed as best we could

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Tobias on March 27, 2020, 10:32:01 PM
platter is 1:1 scale with rl
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on March 27, 2020, 10:42:58 PM
Power couple
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on March 27, 2020, 11:06:21 PM
Power couple

Plus Monopoly Deal. That’s a great night in.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on March 28, 2020, 06:16:27 AM
tobias, post that in treating your body like a shrine thread. my god.  :eek:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on March 29, 2020, 12:02:47 PM
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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
The Chile flavor in the green package is the best.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on March 29, 2020, 12:05:53 PM
Damn, Tobias!
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 29, 2020, 12:24:27 PM
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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
The Chile flavor in the green package is the best.


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It was this dreck
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 29, 2020, 12:34:40 PM
ms tobias was pretty ambitious on the portions, but we trashed as best we could

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Weed is a helluva drug :lol:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on April 03, 2020, 11:26:16 AM
For dinner last night I had an entire can of Spam.  Don't laugh, it was delicious.  I cut it up into cubes, pan fried them and then finished it with a honey/BBQ sauce glaze.  About an hour later I started feeling like crap so I checked out the "nutrition" label and it turns out there's 6 servings in a 12 oz can.  Just take all those numbers times 6......it's a miracle that I didn't die from a stroke or a heart attack:

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: chum1 on April 03, 2020, 11:33:06 AM
Wow. And gross.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: chum1 on April 03, 2020, 11:35:04 AM
I had two packages of these and a fudge pop last night.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 03, 2020, 11:38:38 AM
I've never had Spam. Is that unusual?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on April 03, 2020, 11:45:42 AM
For dinner last night I had an entire can of Spam.  Don't laugh, it was delicious.  I cut it up into cubes, pan fried them and then finished it with a honey/BBQ sauce glaze.  About an hour later I started feeling like crap so I checked out the "nutrition" label and it turns out there's 6 servings in a 12 oz can.  Just take all those numbers times 6......it's a miracle that I didn't die from a stroke or a heart attack:

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Laughed really hard at this
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 03, 2020, 02:01:37 PM
When I was growing up my mom always got me a cookie cake for my birthday and monday when I was at the store I just happened to see some at the bakery and anyway I finished one off last night. It was like large pizza size
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 03, 2020, 02:02:10 PM
good trashcanning today everyone. really enjoying.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Phil Titola on April 03, 2020, 02:30:21 PM
I've never had Spam. Is that unusual?

I've never knowingly had it either.

Now Vienna Sausages in a can quite a few times which somehow seems much worse.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 03, 2020, 02:40:31 PM
I had some Spam pineapple hash once. Was very good.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: chum1 on April 03, 2020, 02:44:32 PM
I haven't had spam since I was a kid. I liked it, but I also liked all sorts of super gross stuff back then.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Phil Titola on April 03, 2020, 03:13:09 PM
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Quite sure Hamburglar made this for me one summer
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on April 03, 2020, 03:27:58 PM
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Phil Titola on April 03, 2020, 03:31:23 PM
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack

chocolate milk?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on April 03, 2020, 03:35:20 PM
two bowls of cocoa pebbles for afternoon snack

chocolate milk?

ended up that way :gocho:

but no
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 03, 2020, 06:10:28 PM
There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.

I eat these things like crazy. The sodium could stop my heart midway through. I probably eat this stuff twice a week at lunch. Is it spicy? Yes. Does it make me feel like trash? Yes. Do I still crave it? Yes.

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I would like to file a complaint that I’ve had a craving for Ramen recently and this is not in stock online anywhere save for price gouging jerks who want over $4 a package. So shame on OP for making me crave premium spicy things I can’t have.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 03, 2020, 07:10:58 PM
irl story: I bought the last 6 packages of it from my Hyvee today. 79 cents a piece.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 03, 2020, 07:13:28 PM
crap, I lied. I bought 8 of them at 69 cents a piece. Lmao.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on April 03, 2020, 09:01:45 PM
i’ve been hunting that salsa, tough to find here
would be easier if not for corona
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 03, 2020, 11:14:33 PM
crap, I lied. I bought 8 of them at 69 cents a piece. Lmao.

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You lied twice. That receipt is also not from today.

Edit: Upon further review, I withdraw my statement. You were, in fact, needing to replenish your supply of whole bay leafs. Got my thyme mixed up.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 03, 2020, 11:22:15 PM
I've been hammering these, usually two handfuls at a time, 8-10 holes.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 04, 2020, 12:03:08 AM
irl story: I bought the last 6 packages of it from my Hyvee today. 79 cents a piece.
It certainly doesn’t make me feel any better you son of a bitch
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 04, 2020, 06:21:09 AM
crap, I lied. I bought 8 of them at 69 cents a piece. Lmao.

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You lied twice. That receipt is also not from today.

Edit: Upon further review, I withdraw my statement. You were, in fact, needing to replenish your supply of whole bay leafs. Got my thyme mixed up.

you were about to get receipt time and dated. better be glad you checked that thyme level.  :curse:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on April 04, 2020, 12:47:52 PM
I had some Spam pineapple hash once. Was very good.


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Were you in Hawaii when you ate this?  I have heard they love spam and pineapples there.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 04, 2020, 01:22:30 PM
I've never had Spam. Is that unusual?
Spam musubi is a Bay Area pot luck staple. Kids love the crap. Usually the Filipino families bring it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_musubi

https://theculturetrip.com/asia/philippines/articles/why-spam-and-rice-is-a-filipino-food-classic/
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 04, 2020, 01:23:47 PM
By the way, this may go in the farm linguistics thread but I always call pot lucks covered dish dinners and everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.

 (Everyone meaning my wife)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 04, 2020, 01:29:43 PM
By the way, this may go in the farm linguistics thread but I always call pot lucks covered dish dinners and everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.

 (Everyone meaning my wife)

This is the first time I have ever heard the term "covered dish dinner".
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 04, 2020, 01:36:51 PM
Why use 5 syllables when 2 suffices?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 04, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
By the way, this may go in the farm linguistics thread but I always call pot lucks covered dish dinners and everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.

 (Everyone meaning my wife)

This is the first time I have ever heard the term "covered dish dinner".
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/covered-dish%20supper

"Bring a covered dish"
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 04, 2020, 01:39:27 PM
Why use 5 syllables when 2 suffices?
It's really two vs three
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 04, 2020, 02:16:38 PM
By the way, this may go in the farm linguistics thread but I always call pot lucks covered dish dinners and everyone thinks I'm a weirdo.

 (Everyone meaning my wife)

I've only heard this from Northerners. And by that, I mean Garrison Keillor spinning yarns about growing up among the Lutheran community in Lake Woebegone.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 04, 2020, 03:20:51 PM
Folks, we have the ballpark nacho serving vessels for my 6 year olds baseball themed birthday party today. Let the trashcan stuffing begin!

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on April 04, 2020, 03:21:58 PM
high school, 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. spent the next class after lunch laying a massive chipotle missile in the toilet. full little caesars pizza by myself another time,  macho meal at DQ was also where it was at as well as the big ass slice with a drink at gumbys

@WonderMeal
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 04, 2020, 03:33:14 PM
What’s the most cheese someone can safely consume in a day?

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on April 04, 2020, 03:34:36 PM
lol I love it
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Post by: star seed 7 on April 04, 2020, 03:52:46 PM
#1
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on April 04, 2020, 06:07:46 PM
Careful those green ones still have pits in them
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Post by: Spracne on April 04, 2020, 06:20:04 PM
Careful those green ones still have pits in them

Nuh uh. You can see their puckered little b-holes.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 04, 2020, 06:37:11 PM
Folks, we have the ballpark nacho serving vessels for my 6 year olds baseball themed birthday party today. Let the trashcan stuffing begin!

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Yessir! I'm a frequent purchaser of this
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on April 04, 2020, 06:40:46 PM
Pro tip for the Ignacio heads out there:

https://www.landolakesfoodservice.com/products/sauces/land-o-lakes-ultimate-cheddar-cheese-sauce-106/
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on April 04, 2020, 07:17:18 PM
Pro tip for the Ignacio heads out there:

https://www.landolakesfoodservice.com/products/sauces/land-o-lakes-ultimate-cheddar-cheese-sauce-106/
?????
5 out of 5 stars.
Lunch Lady Ohio · 8 months ago   
Awesome Cheese
I use this in a k-5 elementary. I boil it as the directions said. He heats well at times it does get a little think during serving so we add a little milk to think it down. When you first put it in the steam table it will take about 5 - 10 minutes to thicken after being heated. My students like this product

Sound good plus I think it is a thinking man's cheese.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 04, 2020, 08:17:37 PM
Folks, we have the ballpark nacho serving vessels for my 6 year olds baseball themed birthday party today. Let the trashcan stuffing begin!

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Yessir! I'm a frequent purchaser of this
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I had one of these for a few years after college. Celebrated the 2012 Dr. Pepper with it.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Phil Titola on April 04, 2020, 08:51:20 PM
Got carry out Mexican tonight and basically got one of everything on the menu including 'ritas.  I'm in a coma rn
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 04, 2020, 11:52:40 PM
Folks, we have the ballpark nacho serving vessels for my 6 year olds baseball themed birthday party today. Let the trashcan stuffing begin!

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Yessir! I'm a frequent purchaser of this
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I had one of these for a few years after college. Celebrated the 2012 Dr. Pepper with it.

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How long does the cheese keep in that bad boy?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 04, 2020, 11:58:56 PM
When I was growing up my mom always got me a cookie cake for my birthday and monday when I was at the store I just happened to see some at the bakery and anyway I finished one off last night. It was like large pizza size

That's rich.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 05, 2020, 09:42:13 AM

I had one of these for a few years after college. Celebrated the 2012 Dr. Pepper with it.

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How long does the cheese keep in that bad boy?

ehh, i don't remember. I think they gave guidelines in the manual. I feel like we took out the bag after a day in there and put it in the fridge. Then when we were needing that trashcan body the next day or two, we took it out and put it back in the machine to warm up. i think we did that for about a week.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on April 05, 2020, 01:07:56 PM
started making some betty crocker chocolate chip cookies. i'm eating at least 8 a day.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 06, 2020, 03:00:27 AM
I've eaten two Totinos Party Pizzas today. 1 triple meat (meh), and one triple pepperoni ( :drool:).
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on April 06, 2020, 06:20:41 PM
I've eaten two Totinos Party Pizzas today. 1 triple meat (meh), and one triple pepperoni ( :drool:).

Just bought two Kroger triple meat pizzas.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on April 06, 2020, 09:11:39 PM
I love frozen pizza.

Pretty much any kind.  Love it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WonderMeal on April 09, 2020, 08:22:08 PM
high school, 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. spent the next class after lunch laying a massive chipotle missile in the toilet. full little caesars pizza by myself another time,  macho meal at DQ was also where it was at as well as the big ass slice with a drink at gumbys

@WonderMeal

I ate three Chipotle burritos in 37 minutes when I was 23. Ingredients were chosen by co-workers to ensure that they were legit burritos and not slimmed-down 'tos to accomplish the challenge.

After it was over I went back to my hotel room, took off my shirt, and laid on the bathroom floor for about 90 minutes.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: waks on April 09, 2020, 10:34:30 PM
high school, 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. spent the next class after lunch laying a massive chipotle missile in the toilet. full little caesars pizza by myself another time,  macho meal at DQ was also where it was at as well as the big ass slice with a drink at gumbys

@WonderMeal

I ate three Chipotle burritos in 37 minutes when I was 23. Ingredients were chosen by co-workers to ensure that they were legit burritos and not slimmed-down 'tos to accomplish the challenge.

After it was over I went back to my hotel room, took off my shirt, and laid on the bathroom floor for about 90 minutes.
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 18, 2020, 09:36:35 PM
Gin
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 18, 2020, 09:40:12 PM
Gin

Like, a fifth a week? Should I be concerned? I have a child coming in August. Will I be dead in my 30s?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 18, 2020, 09:46:19 PM
Gin

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 :lick: :cheers:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on April 18, 2020, 10:03:39 PM
 :excited:

guise
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: tdaver on April 19, 2020, 10:15:53 PM
Drank a bomber of this tonight.  500 cals per pint.  Plus several of mrstdaver’s chocolate chip cookies.  Post run refueling is my excuse.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 19, 2020, 11:12:39 PM
Dang 12% abv not messing around
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on April 19, 2020, 11:13:21 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 19, 2020, 11:17:53 PM
500 cals is some serious beerage.
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Post by: bucket on April 19, 2020, 11:19:16 PM
i must have it
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Post by: 'taterblast on April 20, 2020, 09:44:00 AM
"bierock casserole"
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 20, 2020, 01:13:02 PM
Gin

Like, a fifth a week? Should I be concerned? I have a child coming in August. Will I be dead in my 30s?

Jesus, I'm averaging a fifth every two days.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on April 21, 2020, 05:46:52 AM
Gin

Like, a fifth a week? Should I be concerned? I have a child coming in August. Will I be dead in my 30s?

Jesus, I'm averaging a fifth every two days.

It really is more alarming when you think about how much you consume at a bar when you have no gauge because you aren’t pouring the drinks.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2020, 07:09:59 AM
A fifth a week is insultingly low


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on April 21, 2020, 08:33:20 AM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 08:39:45 AM
He is risen!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 09:59:36 AM
I am single handily doubling the IPA consumption in Colby. Walmart has run out of All Day IPA's / Free State Stormchasers and the one liquor store still open only sells 6 packs of Blvd Single Wide and 1 other IPA.

 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 21, 2020, 10:02:51 AM
Eating Hunam for breakfast.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: cfbandyman on April 21, 2020, 10:09:58 AM
Yeah, probably going through a fifth of whiskey every 4-5 days, not proud of that either direction. I do enjoy though sitting down and pouring a finger and sipping that for like 30 minutes. But I usually end up doing that 3 more times and then bed.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: tdaver on April 21, 2020, 10:52:10 AM
the one liquor store still open only sells 6 packs of Blvd Single Wide and 1 other IPA.

Is that the store that looks like an old Taco Bell?  I haven’t stopped there in a year or two but I remember them having a better selection than I expected.  Maybe expectations were just really low.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2020, 10:55:51 AM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 10:56:49 AM
the one liquor store still open only sells 6 packs of Blvd Single Wide and 1 other IPA.

Is that the store that looks like an old Taco Bell?  I haven’t stopped there in a year or two but I remember them having a better selection than I expected.  Maybe expectations were just really low.

Yup, they have a drive through and the inside is closed for now.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 10:57:18 AM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2020, 11:03:16 AM
 :cheers: :cheers: YOU'RE GODDAMN, RIGHT!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 01:25:46 PM
Speaking of Taco Via I have been crushing these knockoff nacho's during quarantine.

Step 1 - Mix canned chicken with taco seasoning or chili chowder, break the chunks up into shreds with your hands.

Step 2 - Throw a tostada shell on a baking sheet, top with chicken and cheese

Step 3 - Broil in oven for like 4 minutes

Top with salsa/japs/etc

The more items that come from a can the better.

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Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 01:29:48 PM
Canned chicken? Is this actually a real product?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on April 21, 2020, 01:32:57 PM
Canned chicken is the best for chicken salad


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 01:41:39 PM
Canned chicken? Is this actually a real product?

Canned chunk chicken is what I use, looks just like a tuna can but its chicken inside.
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Post by: memphis on April 21, 2020, 01:57:43 PM
Canned chicken is the best for chicken salad


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Buffalo chicken dip too :lick:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 02:02:57 PM
The thought of canned chicken is literally nauseating, I had no idea.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on April 21, 2020, 02:10:34 PM
made tacos saturday night. no more leftover meat, but still tortillas and taco shells.

so i just made basically a cheesy gordita crunch with nothing in it. tortilla with cheese, microwave that so it melts, put taco shell on it, little bit of salsa, fold in half, dip in sour cream.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 21, 2020, 02:15:14 PM
Yeah, probably going through a fifth of whiskey every 4-5 days, not proud of that either direction. I do enjoy though sitting down and pouring a finger and sipping that for like 30 minutes. But I usually end up doing that 3 more times and then bed.

yeah what usually happens for me is I start with that plan and then the first one is 20 minutes and the second and third are like 5 minutes and then like whoa
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Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2020, 03:22:12 PM
The thought of canned chicken is literally nauseating, I had no idea.

yeah, grossout city. just buy a rotisserie for chicken shredding things. even the Meade, KS grocery store has them I think.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 21, 2020, 03:25:56 PM
Canned chicken? Is this actually a real product?

You've never bought whole canned chicken? Just open the can, pour out the bird, remove the gizzards, quarter it and microwave. Add taco seasoning and/or other spices to taste. Easy peasy.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2020, 03:29:40 PM
although canned chicken def fits this thread more than the roti bird. disregard my grossout comment. this is a judgement free thread.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 03:40:40 PM
Yes, I didn't mean to pass any judgments, these are my own personal feelings and do not mean any disrespect to other posters.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on April 21, 2020, 03:46:40 PM
Canned chicken and mayo. That's it. That's the recipe.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 03:47:56 PM
Also last night I ate (2) packs of cookies and cream pop tarts (4 total tarts) and (2) packs of berry tie-dye fruit by the foot (6 total feet) in the 30 minutes before I went to bed
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Post by: steve dave on April 21, 2020, 03:57:23 PM
lmao (in a non-judgemental way)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 21, 2020, 04:12:22 PM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!

Whoa how have we not had a gE encounter at this location between so many gE elites?  This is my home liquor store/Taco Via  :surprised:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2020, 04:13:38 PM
As is mine. $16.99 for their Svedka. What a steal!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on April 21, 2020, 05:28:15 PM
I am roaring through Kirkland vodka at 12.99 per handle


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Post by: cfbandyman on April 21, 2020, 06:21:27 PM
Also last night I ate (2) packs of cookies and cream pop tarts (4 total tarts) and (2) packs of berry tie-dye fruit by the foot (6 total feet) in the 30 minutes before I went to bed

Holy hell, I think I got diabetes just reading that. I wish I could do that.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 21, 2020, 06:40:41 PM
He’s probably using performance enhancing drugs though to make it happen, so he’s cheating!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 21, 2020, 07:57:42 PM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!

Whoa how have we not had a gE encounter at this location between so many gE elites?  This is my home liquor store/Taco Via  :surprised:
Thats my parents hood so I don't hit up the via as often these days. I worked at the via for 4 years in HS and my siblings also worked there, we are basically Via royalty.

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 21, 2020, 07:59:52 PM
You could do it, I believe in you.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 21, 2020, 09:32:06 PM
Canned chicken? Is this actually a real product?

Canned chunk chicken is what I use, looks just like a tuna can but its chicken inside.
Canned chicken is something I never voluntarily eat because the thought is so gross, but then every once in a while I’m like, damn this is good tuna salad and I find out it’s chicken!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on April 21, 2020, 11:03:24 PM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!

Whoa how have we not had a gE encounter at this location between so many gE elites?  This is my home liquor store/Taco Via  :surprised:
Thats my parents hood so I don't hit up the via as often these days. I worked at the via for 4 years in HS and my siblings also worked there, we are basically Via royalty.


I am also a taco via alumnus.  have we talked about this?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 22, 2020, 10:54:09 AM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!

Whoa how have we not had a gE encounter at this location between so many gE elites?  This is my home liquor store/Taco Via  :surprised:
Thats my parents hood so I don't hit up the via as often these days. I worked at the via for 4 years in HS and my siblings also worked there, we are basically Via royalty.


I am also a taco via alumnus.  have we talked about this?

I believe we have and came to the conclusion that our time at the via did not overlap. I was working there 2002-2005ish.

You probably made me a nacho or 2 as a kid  :D
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Post by: puniraptor on April 24, 2020, 05:28:26 AM
American Amazon brought us the secret ingredient to making American Nacho Cheese. It's about to be #ON(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200424/b1e448b866bc7151b000f64fef6c64c0.jpg)
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Post by: steve dave on April 24, 2020, 06:38:23 AM
Yes, that will introduce entirely new kinds of cheese to your nacho life. Good play.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 24, 2020, 07:39:44 AM
More dog pics
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on April 24, 2020, 09:39:22 AM
>90% of a box of wine on Easter Sunday
Usually most boxed wines are trash, but I found this deal off 95th and Antioch for Estancia Pinot for only $20. The box is usually $40 anywhere else and I've been going through these bad boys like they're a water fountain. Such a good deal.

And you can stop by Taco Via on the same trip to get some of the best Mexican food in the city!

Whoa how have we not had a gE encounter at this location between so many gE elites?  This is my home liquor store/Taco Via  :surprised:
Thats my parents hood so I don't hit up the via as often these days. I worked at the via for 4 years in HS and my siblings also worked there, we are basically Via royalty.


I am also a taco via alumnus.  have we talked about this?

I believe we have and came to the conclusion that our time at the via did not overlap. I was working there 2002-2005ish.

You probably made me a nacho or 2 as a kid  :D

My dad just got back to the farm and brought a medium sized Taco Via cup full of their sauce.

I am going to devour some chicken nacho's with Via sauce all weekend.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on April 24, 2020, 10:11:51 AM
the fact that the 95th st location has their sauce on tap is great
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on April 25, 2020, 10:30:31 AM
Ranch Water at 10am because I have a long day of house remodeling ahead and this makes if fly by

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on April 25, 2020, 08:23:49 PM
Does ranch water work with lacroix lime?


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 25, 2020, 08:27:54 PM
Not a white midwesterner, what's ranch water?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 25, 2020, 08:34:36 PM
Not a white midwesterner, what's ranch water?

More of a white southwesterner thing. Basically Tequila and soda.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 25, 2020, 08:37:46 PM
Not a white midwesterner, what's ranch water?

as a white midwesterner I had no idea either. ty spracne for the clarification. also, nice work AST.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on April 25, 2020, 09:03:22 PM
The name makes it sound gross but I may still try it
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on April 25, 2020, 09:12:31 PM
You get a rocks glass and fill with ice.  Then you get a lime and squeeze entire lime into glass.  Then you fill the glass halfway with tequila, preferably silver or blanco.  Then you fill the rest of the way with Topo-Chico.  You can try other mineral water but I can guarantee it will not be as good as Topo.  It’s the bubbles.  Then you drink.  And drink and drink.  And make another or 5 and keep on drinking.  It is either god’s or the devil’s gift to man.  You keep on drinking and don’t get drunk.  All while fighting off scurvy and staying hydrated so don’t even worry about a hangover.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on April 26, 2020, 03:13:55 PM
haven’t had any booze drinks since first week of march but decided to booze drink 16 white claws yesterday
feels great right now
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 26, 2020, 03:30:06 PM
haven’t had any booze drinks since first week of march but decided to booze drink 16 white claws yesterday
feels great right now
Can confirm.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 26, 2020, 04:13:01 PM
White claws still kind of amaze me.

Like someone said, hey you know how you can add like a splash of vodka to seltzer water? What if we did that for people and sold it?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on April 26, 2020, 04:39:33 PM
only one I can choke down is the black cherry
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 26, 2020, 10:29:11 PM
only one I can choke down is the black cherry

I’ve tried and tried and tried with carbonated non sugary pop drinks, but I still can’t take a single swig without getting that biting feeling at the back of my tongue and grimacing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on April 26, 2020, 11:16:02 PM
I love all the seltzer stuff

Also a big vodka soda guy


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on April 26, 2020, 11:49:39 PM
My HS/College days included lots of cherry vodka mixed with Dr. Pepper.  Also, chicks loved it if mixed properly.   :drink:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 29, 2020, 02:21:02 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: cfbandyman on April 29, 2020, 03:05:49 AM
My HS/College days included lots of cherry vodka mixed with Dr. Pepper.  Also, chicks loved it if mixed properly.   :drink:

I made Dr. Smirnoff's all the time in college  :love:  I loved to get a 20 oz DP, drink it down to the top of the label, and then fill that with vodka. Was about 3 shots worth of vodka, perfect amount to get going to the night with.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2020, 09:11:26 AM
my first good booze trash cannings occurred off of dr. pep and black velvet bourbon in the 20oz bottle plan mentioned above. next ones were mtn dew and viaka.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2020, 09:12:12 AM
ate like half a bag of lays ridge potato chips and half a container of french onion dip last night. felt deliciously shitty.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on April 29, 2020, 09:28:45 AM
Pita Chips are never safe in my home.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 29, 2020, 09:53:43 AM
Pita Chips are never safe in my home.
Goes great with beer cheese dip from the store.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on April 29, 2020, 12:04:38 PM
I drink seltzer water 24/7/365. I set up a carbonation rig with a CO2 tank, a ball-lock connector, and a carbonation cap so that I'd stop going through so many sodastream bottles
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on April 29, 2020, 12:19:51 PM
lol
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 12:41:07 PM
ate like half a bag of lays ridge potato chips and half a container of french onion dip last night. felt deliciously shitty.

Pita Chips are never safe in my home.

I feel like I'd have to eat a lot of pita chips to feel shitty about it. Like, I could eat half a bag and half a thing of hummus without batting an eye. Sub that with sd's chips and french o, and it's a truly gluttonous endeavor.

I know in reality it's probably not all that different tho. That's prob why I'm a fat eff.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2020, 01:02:32 PM
pita chips and hummus are classic feels like I'm not eating like a garbage can but irl I'm eating like garbage can foods.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on April 29, 2020, 01:05:12 PM
waffle cone form aldi, 1 scoop chocolate, 1 scoop choc chip cookie dough

^had 2 last night
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 29, 2020, 01:12:35 PM
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 29, 2020, 01:28:47 PM
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Man, those caramel center ones are so choice.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 01:45:12 PM
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b63a5fe5-1e36-4e86-9fce-8478fa696e51_1.7fb37945366810dac2856915e173c90f.jpeg)

This is real garbage can material here. How many in a box?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on April 29, 2020, 01:56:35 PM
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b63a5fe5-1e36-4e86-9fce-8478fa696e51_1.7fb37945366810dac2856915e173c90f.jpeg)

This is real garbage can material here. How many in a box?

I think there are 8.  I just kept going back to the well until I felt I had adequately filled the trashcan.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 29, 2020, 01:57:08 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 02:18:31 PM
 :lol:

4 Drumsticks:
1240 calories
64 grams of fat, 36 grams of saturated fat
148 grams of carbs, 8 grams of those are fiber tho!
16 grams of protein

 :lol:

That's doing it right.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 29, 2020, 02:19:58 PM
I make “nachos” with more trashcan calories than that all the time I bet


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 29, 2020, 02:24:38 PM
my first good booze trash cannings occurred off of dr. pep and black velvet bourbon in the 20oz bottle plan mentioned above. next ones were mtn dew and viaka.

My second senior year at K-State was filled with Dr. Pepper and SoCo.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 02:40:14 PM
The other night I was delivering food and a customer who had ordered On The Border texted saying she put the wrong address and was going to cancel the order just as I was pulling up to the restaurant.

The restaurants typically just put the food in an area where you can pick it up these days, so I went in and grabbed the food ($40-$50 worth or so). This was on GrubHub, where picking up the food allows you to still get paid whether the customer cancels or not afterward. If they cancel before you get pick it up you're screwed.

Anyway this is the order

2 crunchy beef tacos w rice n black beans
2 soft chicken tacos w rice n black beans
2 soft brisket tacos w rice n black beans
one order of cinnamon sopapillas (sp?) w/ chocolate sauce, syrup

You better believe that I ate all of the beef and brisket tacos that night along with their associated rice n beans and some sopapillas.

 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 29, 2020, 02:50:31 PM
Haha. A week or so ago I got some delivery from Jack stack and I just had a pulled pork dinner with fries but they also put in a pulled pork sandwich w/ fries and I totally ate both of those gleefully.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 02:56:02 PM
nomnomnom

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 29, 2020, 02:59:05 PM
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 29, 2020, 03:01:24 PM
I drink seltzer water 24/7/365. I set up a carbonation rig with a CO2 tank, a ball-lock connector, and a carbonation cap so that I'd stop going through so many sodastream bottles
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200429/42b510ca0246a37e50e0b08133a75bad.jpg)

its been years on this blog since i've seen a quality "home carbonation rig/i'm stocked up on TP" humblebrag but 8MP nailed it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ChiCat on April 29, 2020, 03:41:32 PM
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?

Your duty is to eat all the burritos.  After all, there are hungry nurses battling China
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 29, 2020, 03:53:17 PM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 04:00:51 PM
xpost shame yourself thread, but a couple weeks ago around 11:30 PM I ordered a QPC and fries from Waconald's via Uber Eats. At the door, the driver tried to hand me the bag and a drink. I noted that I hadn't ordered a drink, and asked the driver if he wanted it. He was happy to oblige. I also noticed the bag was heavier than expected but thought nothing of it. Set the bag on the counter and continued slaying some box (XBONE) for a bit.

Anyway, I ended up with 12 breakfast burritos, pancakes and sausage, and related accoutrements. I ate half the burritos and threw the rest away.

The shameful part is that given the time of the order and the breakfast items, I'm afraid some group of hungry nurses somewhere ended up with a QPC and fries between them. But what am I supposed to do? Not sure I can unwind that transaction in time. Plus, it wasn't my fault.

Do I have a duty to act in such a scenario?

Your duty is to eat all the burritos.  After all, there are hungry nurses battling China

This. Or half, and then pot itt.

Spracne opens bag of WacArnolds and sees a dozen breakfast burritos. He shrugs, "that'll do."
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on April 29, 2020, 04:06:16 PM
I drink seltzer water 24/7/365. I set up a carbonation rig with a CO2 tank, a ball-lock connector, and a carbonation cap so that I'd stop going through so many sodastream bottles
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200429/42b510ca0246a37e50e0b08133a75bad.jpg)

its been years on this blog since i've seen a quality "home carbonation rig/i'm stocked up on TP" humblebrag but 8MP nailed it.
Ack, I honestly thought it was paper towels until your post
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 29, 2020, 04:10:48 PM
8mp been wiping his ass w/ corn cobs for no reason?

Or are you transitioning to... https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=42030.0 (https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=42030.0)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: wetwillie on April 29, 2020, 06:38:07 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on April 29, 2020, 07:15:53 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Not much. Just reusability, and you can carbonate whatever you want - cocktails mostly. More work than it's probably worth, just a fun project.

Edit: long term much cheaper than using sodastream canisters or buying Lacroix
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 29, 2020, 08:47:49 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Not much. Just reusability, and you can carbonate whatever you want - cocktails mostly. More work than it's probably worth, just a fun project.

Edit: long term much cheaper than using sodastream canisters or buying Lacroix

How often do you have you switch out (or fill up) the CO2 tanks? And where do you go to do that? When I was in college (in Lawrence), we had to take our CO2 tank to either a fire extinguisher refill shop (lol) or a paintball store because the pickens were slim for that task.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 29, 2020, 08:59:01 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Not much. Just reusability, and you can carbonate whatever you want - cocktails mostly. More work than it's probably worth, just a fun project.

Edit: long term much cheaper than using sodastream canisters or buying Lacroix

How often do you have you switch out (or fill up) the CO2 tanks? And where do you go to do that? When I was in college (in Lawrence), we had to take our CO2 tank to either a fire extinguisher refill shop (lol) or a paintball store because the pickens were slim for that task.
I think you answered both of your own questions.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on April 29, 2020, 09:03:06 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Not much. Just reusability, and you can carbonate whatever you want - cocktails mostly. More work than it's probably worth, just a fun project.

Edit: long term much cheaper than using sodastream canisters or buying Lacroix

How often do you have you switch out (or fill up) the CO2 tanks? And where do you go to do that? When I was in college (in Lawrence), we had to take our CO2 tank to either a fire extinguisher refill shop (lol) or a paintball store because the pickens were slim for that task.
I think you answered both of your own questions.

There are 2 questions:

(1) How often do you have to refill the tank? [which I could not have answered, due to differences in tank size and consumption patterns]; and
(2) Where do you go to fill it up?? [i.e., is it any more convenient than it was when I previously dealt with it in Lawrence a decade+ ago?].
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on April 29, 2020, 09:19:30 PM
What’s the difference between that 2 liter and a can of unflavored la croix?
Not much. Just reusability, and you can carbonate whatever you want - cocktails mostly. More work than it's probably worth, just a fun project.

Edit: long term much cheaper than using sodastream canisters or buying Lacroix

How often do you have you switch out (or fill up) the CO2 tanks? And where do you go to do that? When I was in college (in Lawrence), we had to take our CO2 tank to either a fire extinguisher refill shop (lol) or a paintball store because the pickens were slim for that task.
I think you answered both of your own questions.

There are 2 questions:

(1) How often do you have to refill the tank? [which I could not have answered, due to differences in tank size and consumption patterns]; and
(2) Where do you go to fill it up?? [i.e., is it any more convenient than it was when I previously dealt with it in Lawrence a decade+ ago?].
I think there is roughly 20 times the amount of CO2 in the tank as the sodastream cartridge which I went through about once every 2-3 weeks.  Don't have to refill often, though that's dependent on how often you use it. There is a place close by that does cylinder refills, mostly for breweries and bars but they do retail too, so that is easy.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on April 29, 2020, 09:20:39 PM
To get this thread back on track, for dinner I made biscuits and fried chicken thighs. Had a couple of fried chicken sandwiches.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on April 29, 2020, 09:43:28 PM
Pints of ice cream are serving sizes right?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 29, 2020, 09:56:05 PM
My HS/College days included lots of cherry vodka mixed with Dr. Pepper.  Also, chicks loved it if mixed properly.   :drink:

HS was a lot of vodka and cherry 7up. Freshman/sophomore year of college was 1.75L per week with random pop mixers.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 29, 2020, 09:57:46 PM
pita chips and hummus are classic feels like I'm not eating like a garbage can but irl I'm eating like garbage can foods.

Mrs Hamburg packs this in my lunch everyday thinking she’s sending me healthy food.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 29, 2020, 09:58:03 PM
My HS/College days included lots of cherry vodka mixed with Dr. Pepper.  Also, chicks loved it if mixed properly.   :drink:

HS was a lot of vodka and cherry 7up. Freshman/sophomore year of college was 1.75L per week with random pop mixers.

Spiked route 44 cranberry limeades at HS football games and even into college were money.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 29, 2020, 09:58:34 PM
I ate half a box of these the other night before bed.  I was at a solid 6 and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b63a5fe5-1e36-4e86-9fce-8478fa696e51_1.7fb37945366810dac2856915e173c90f.jpeg)

Excellent.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on April 29, 2020, 10:03:41 PM
Pints of ice cream are serving sizes right?

They sell pints mixed in with the single serve ice cream sandwiches and bars at QT, so yeah.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 30, 2020, 08:15:17 AM
Pints of ice cream are serving sizes right?

The thing i hate about the pint container is how they taper down. Even if my intention was only to eat half (lol) i'm not going back to calc 3 to do the math to figure out how far down that is. So what I do is eat half of the total height, then realize "well crap now there's only a few bites left might as well finish 'er off" and then continue that pattern of behavior always
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 30, 2020, 10:46:36 AM
Pints of ice cream are serving sizes right?

Absofuckinglutely, have been for me since I've been 12.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on April 30, 2020, 10:47:23 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on April 30, 2020, 11:48:53 AM
I love seltzer water, but it’s only a substitute for flat water in my book. If they could make an actually good nonalcoholic beer I’d probably drink that instead.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on April 30, 2020, 01:38:41 PM
There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.

I eat these things like crazy. The sodium could stop my heart midway through. I probably eat this stuff twice a week at lunch. Is it spicy? Yes. Does it make me feel like trash? Yes. Do I still crave it? Yes.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51lJdX2xm7L.jpg)

TODAY'S LUNCH

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 30, 2020, 09:49:21 PM
Ate this rough rider today at around 5.

If anyone is familiar w Ziggy’s in ICT.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200501/d25e01d200fea20c4dafe65c0b685bcc.jpg)


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on April 30, 2020, 10:03:54 PM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on April 30, 2020, 10:59:18 PM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on April 30, 2020, 11:22:06 PM
Ate this rough rider today at around 5.

If anyone is familiar w Ziggy’s in ICT.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200501/d25e01d200fea20c4dafe65c0b685bcc.jpg)


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Looks magnifico
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 01, 2020, 06:56:59 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Like....no calories with booze? I don’t think that is possible. Because of the booze calories. But they are essentially vodka sodas so pretty much as low calorie as booze can be.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ChiCat on May 01, 2020, 08:14:15 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

I drink beer but not NA beer
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on May 01, 2020, 10:53:06 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Like....no calories with booze? I don’t think that is possible. Because of the booze calories. But they are essentially vodka sodas so pretty much as low calorie as booze can be.


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Like low calories. I mean, prob not too many calories in the small amount of alcohol in a truly or whatever. I guess it's pretty tough to get much lower than 90 or so for a 12 oz. drink.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: kstate4life on May 01, 2020, 11:24:11 AM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Like....no calories with booze? I don’t think that is possible. Because of the booze calories. But they are essentially vodka sodas so pretty much as low calorie as booze can be.


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Like low calories. I mean, prob not too many calories in the small amount of alcohol in a truly or whatever. I guess it's pretty tough to get much lower than 90 or so for a 12 oz. drink.

White Claw has a 70 cal, 0 carb seltzer.  But it only has 3.7% booze.  Their normal seltzers are 100 cal, 2 carb, 5% booze.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2020, 11:27:28 AM
I mumped up some white claws last night, guys.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: kstate4life on May 01, 2020, 11:30:43 AM
I mumped up some white claws last night, guys.

I have come to like Truly more than White Claw.  I think they have more flavor.  But anyway, killed a Costco 24 pack of those last weekend!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 01, 2020, 11:32:00 AM
Least concealed 'clams sock ever
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2020, 11:35:03 AM
The liquor store was pretty much out of claws yesterday and for some reason had Truly on sell. I think the 'claw wins this race, but we're all winners in the end. No matter your preference, getting buzzed on low cal drinks is a goddamn gift from god!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: kstate4life on May 01, 2020, 11:36:59 AM
Amen!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on May 01, 2020, 11:39:53 AM
The liquor store was pretty much out of claws yesterday and for some reason had Truly on sell. I think the 'claw wins this race, but we're all winners in the end. No matter your preference, getting buzzed on low cal drinks is a goddamn gift from god!

What is right is not always popular. What is popular is not always right.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 02, 2020, 03:50:49 PM
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 02, 2020, 04:11:53 PM
Did you buy that from a gas station? xtra trash points, if so.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 02, 2020, 04:18:14 PM
Did you buy that from a gas station? xtra trash points, if so.
A neighborhood corner store/bodega! Kinda worse than a gas station
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 02, 2020, 04:20:43 PM
Did you buy that from a gas station? xtra trash points, if so.
A neighborhood corner store/bodega! Kinda worse than a gas station
I drove by and saw the owner unloading toilet paper for the store from the back of his car yesterday. We got off-brand toilet paper there at the height of the panic.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 02, 2020, 05:25:10 PM
Did you buy that from a gas station? xtra trash points, if so.
A neighborhood corner store/bodega! Kinda worse than a gas station
I drove by and saw the owner unloading toilet paper for the store from the back of his car yesterday. We got off-brand toilet paper there at the height of the panic.
LOL

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 02, 2020, 09:44:21 PM
Frozen  pizza buffet lunch today

Jack’s sausage, Tony’s cheese


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 02, 2020, 09:49:34 PM
I told myself today, after eating my last FIRE ramen, that I wouldn't buy anymore of them. so RIP. Until I buy more, because I can whenever I want.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 03, 2020, 12:48:04 AM
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Comes with siracha, that's great, I never eat ramen without siracha anymore.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 03, 2020, 07:20:14 AM
“Hot & Spicy”

One pepper out of three, lmao


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 04, 2020, 09:25:15 AM
IRL costco taquitos for dinner last night
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2020, 09:41:45 AM
Ordered $110 worth of Mexican food takeout for cinco de Mayo for my family but almost 80% for me. Tuesday’s going to be good trash canning.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 04, 2020, 09:49:25 AM
I told myself today, after eating my last FIRE ramen, that I wouldn't buy anymore of them. so RIP. Until I buy more, because I can whenever I want.

strict regimen on these bad boys. would consume every 2 hours if left unchecked.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 04, 2020, 09:52:24 AM
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Ramen flavor?

Today I did the grocery shopping, they had everything on the list, including TP, the store was 100% out of ramen. Went to another HyVee, they only had weird flavors, like some crap in a green package. Went to Wal-Mart, also completely out.
The Chile flavor in the green package is the best.


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It was this dreck
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Sorry, just saw this.  This is the best ramen.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 04, 2020, 11:03:04 AM
i made biscuits and gravy (with fried sunny side up egg) for breakfast yesterday and then again for dinner
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 04, 2020, 11:03:55 AM
i made biscuits and gravy (with fried sunny side up egg) for breakfast yesterday and then again for dinner

this belongs in the cooking or stud thing thread imo
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on May 04, 2020, 03:03:57 PM
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I bought this from Kroger after striking out on SD’s FIRE ramen. It was aggressively meh.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on May 04, 2020, 03:09:53 PM
I really don't get people who drink the hard seltzer drinks but don't drink seltzer water, they taste exactly the same to me, and neither is good.

well, one gets you drunk

Yes, but there are so many delicious things that can get you drunk.
Few as refreshing and convenient as a hard seltzer!

Do they have low/no calorie seltzers yet? I'd drink about a million if so
Like....no calories with booze? I don’t think that is possible. Because of the booze calories. But they are essentially vodka sodas so pretty much as low calorie as booze can be.


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Like low calories. I mean, prob not too many calories in the small amount of alcohol in a truly or whatever. I guess it's pretty tough to get much lower than 90 or so for a 12 oz. drink.
I recall from my KSU nutrition class that alcohol is actually one of the most calorie dense foods around. Look at all the lo cal beers (Miller 64, Bud 55, Michelob Ultra, etc.) and you’ll see they’re very low alcohol. Cutting carbs only gets you so far.

Also an unverified factoid I’ve carried in my back pocket is your body doesn’t store alcohol as fat, so feel free to drink away without repercussions as long as you can avoid the temptation of the delicious food you will definitely start craving.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on May 04, 2020, 05:33:17 PM
7 calories per gram and lol no
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on May 04, 2020, 06:38:34 PM
Damn you for making me look it up.

Quote
Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on May 05, 2020, 11:29:34 PM
interesting
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2020, 07:56:33 AM
Can we talk about how trashcan'y Tequila is? Woof! I'm bloated as hell today. Worst alcohol oat?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 06, 2020, 08:01:27 AM
Damn you for making me look it up.

Quote
Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.
The amount of fat you consume is not related to the amount of fat you store. It's not like your body is taking the butter off your toast and putting it straight to your love handles.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 06, 2020, 08:05:01 AM
Can we talk about how trashcan'y Tequila is? Woof! I'm bloated as hell today. Worst alcohol oat?
It's probably all the sugar you consumed.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2020, 08:06:34 AM
Yeah, definitely. We got a decent tequila and made some tacos last night and even tried to go low cal for the mixers, but I feel disgusting and we really didn't have that much.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2020, 08:08:20 AM
I love a good frozen marg, but I don't feel like Tequila is much of a session drink.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on May 06, 2020, 08:20:10 AM
lol
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2020, 08:35:09 AM
Session Tequila lmao


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 06, 2020, 08:46:52 AM
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We made the Mexican mimosa and paloma but substituted the sugar with Splenda and I feel like a beached whale this morning (no salt).


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2020, 09:00:40 AM
my mom is a hardcore tequila drinker. Not like drinks often but when she does. Can slam a bottle of patron and claim she doesn’t get drunk or hungover. Drugs? Liar? No clear verdict at this time.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2020, 09:01:59 AM
SD Cooler:

Patron silver
Juice from 1-2 limes
1 can Truly Lime
Serve over ice in a rim salted 16 Oz pint glass


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 06, 2020, 09:04:20 AM
SD Cooler:

Patron silver
Juice from 1-2 limes
1 can Truly Lime
Serve over ice in a rim salted 16 Oz pint glass


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wow
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2020, 09:04:59 AM
may try the above with a bit of spicy bloody mary mix and/or tapatio and call it a sdichelada
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on May 06, 2020, 09:08:35 AM
filled my body last night with carne asada street 'cos, negra modelo, and some session margs.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 06, 2020, 09:16:24 AM
white clam:
mezcal
kahlua
milk

i could probably drink about fifty of these during a session and not a speck of hangover + they're delicious.  rachel ray wants me on her tv show.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 06, 2020, 10:55:48 AM
Damn you for making me look it up.

Quote
Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.

I don't see how that would prevent you from getting fat. Even if it takes precedence in metabolism, that means you aren't metabolizing the fat you would have been.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on May 06, 2020, 03:16:33 PM
You swallow or eat the worm?  :drink: :lick: :grin:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on May 06, 2020, 05:00:40 PM
Damn you for making me look it up.

Quote
Rather than getting stored as fat, alcohol is converted into a substance called acetate. The acetate is released into your bloodstream and takes precedence over the metabolism of protein, carbohydrate, and fat.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xp59g/how-to-get-in-shape-without-cutting-out-alcohol

Interesting the same is true for carbs, though. That’s a new one.

I don't see how that would prevent you from getting fat. Even if it takes precedence in metabolism, that means you aren't metabolizing the fat you would have been.
I think that’s right. Basically like keto. The different metabolization can kind of work to your advantage, but if you’re just adding drinks and not subtracting calories elsewhere then you’re still more likely to gain weight.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 06, 2020, 05:11:21 PM
guys, get that non-trashcan crap out of here. I show up to see body garbage'ing and body garbage'ing only (and recipes)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on May 06, 2020, 10:24:31 PM
Two Nathan's Famous (8/1) hot dogs for lunch. Leftover Papa John's Pizza (3 pieces) and a garlic knot for dinner tonight. Now drinking leftover margs.

I'm gonna die.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 06, 2020, 10:51:58 PM
Giant plate of spaghetti a billion Kirkland meatballs and ragu


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 06, 2020, 10:53:27 PM
Ice
Cheapest red wine in the store
Orange soda


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 07, 2020, 08:09:14 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 07, 2020, 10:24:50 AM
Was this on the rocks or blended?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 07, 2020, 10:38:23 AM
I love hobo sangria.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on May 07, 2020, 11:26:59 AM
Ice
Cheapest red wine in the store
Orange soda


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 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on May 07, 2020, 12:47:33 PM
I love hobo session sangria.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 07, 2020, 12:50:05 PM
I do something very similar with trulys.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on May 07, 2020, 12:57:41 PM
A series of snafus last weekend led me to accidentally pour like 12 oz of cherry lime seltzer booze into about 4 oz of hazy ipa, and the result was tremendous
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 05:54:16 PM
Home made enchiladas


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2020, 06:07:35 PM
Get that crap out of here


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 06:36:07 PM
There’s at least 4000 calories on that plate


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2020, 06:37:00 PM
Calories do not equal trash can


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on May 07, 2020, 06:47:41 PM
Got about a 1lb baked potato, topped it with homemade cheddar cheese sauce and 1/2lb pulled pork.  I think this qualifies for the thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/T1XSTIx.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on May 07, 2020, 06:48:04 PM
And green onions!  That was my salad.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 06:51:16 PM
Omg I would destroy that potato


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2020, 07:15:46 PM
Damn, post sauce recipe


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 07, 2020, 07:17:57 PM
Damn, post sauce recipe


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Cheese + PURE sodium citrate
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on May 07, 2020, 07:20:41 PM
Damn, post sauce recipe


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2 tablespoon butter in a double boiler, melt, stir in 1/8 C heavy cream, bring to simmer, whisk in 1/2 Tbsp flour, let thicken but do not let brown.  Stir in finely grated cheddar to desired consistency for the application.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 08:17:38 PM
Add some cream cheese, canned corn and smoked ham and you have a great bbq side for the next cookout.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 08:33:37 PM
Throw in some diced jalapeño if you want to get crazy


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2020, 08:34:20 PM
Just drink it from a cup if you want


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 08:39:46 PM
Was this on the rocks or blended?
Rocks


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 07, 2020, 08:40:38 PM
I love hobo session sangria.
Glad it’s not just me!


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on May 07, 2020, 08:44:55 PM
All great suggestions
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on May 08, 2020, 08:25:14 AM
i don't think trashcan food can look that good tho
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on May 08, 2020, 10:13:40 AM
Got about a 1lb baked potato, topped it with homemade cheddar cheese sauce and 1/2lb pulled pork.  I think this qualifies for the thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/T1XSTIx.jpg)

Not at all imo
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2020, 10:20:05 AM
Calories do not equal trash can


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I think a gold plated trash can is still a trash can.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 08, 2020, 12:42:58 PM
Lunch today

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 08, 2020, 12:43:51 PM
Looks awesome

Where’s that from?


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 08, 2020, 12:45:23 PM
Wiener Kitchen in OP
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2020, 01:00:24 PM
I have a standing 2:30 MS Teams happy hour every day of the week. I’m going to die from booze trash fuel.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on May 08, 2020, 05:57:23 PM
Just wanted to drop in to tell op I bought an 8 pack of the FIRE ramen on Amazon so it better be the real deal.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 09, 2020, 09:15:42 AM
You will not be disappointed. I mean, you will be, but that’s kind of the point.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 11, 2020, 05:25:11 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 11, 2020, 05:58:47 PM
Dangerous
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 11, 2020, 06:02:04 PM
Dangerous

I will probably eat 27 packs in one setting
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 11, 2020, 06:19:06 PM
I know I would do permanent harm to my body if that was in my house.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: chum1 on May 12, 2020, 08:16:38 PM
Quite a night.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 12, 2020, 08:18:28 PM
I might duplicate that
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on May 13, 2020, 06:44:45 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:

You have a huge opportunity here.  Make elotes.  Then crumble up some Takis and generously sprinkle over the elotes.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 13, 2020, 10:59:25 AM
i've never really thought about those takis before this thread and certainly have never tried them but BECAUSE of this thread, i just bought a $2.99 sized bag of the fuegs (while wearing a mask)
i don't have much patience for wanna-be snacks (hydrox cookies, cheese nips, swiss cake rolls, etc) so i won't hesitate to pull the trigger on these after a couple of subpar bites and smash the bag into a million pieces and throw it into the garbage

my expectation?  a cheap knock off dorito that is rolled up in a tube

i WILL report back
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 13, 2020, 11:10:25 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 13, 2020, 11:16:57 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:

Are these popular in CA due to the latinx influence? They're certainly quite prevalent in TX, particularly the further south one goes. My friend from the (Rio Grande) Valley named her dog Taki.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2020, 02:53:54 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:

Are these popular in CA due to the latinx influence? They're certainly quite prevalent in TX, particularly the further south one goes. My friend from the (Rio Grande) Valley named her dog Taki.

I don't know how they got so popular but they really blew up here in the last year or so. Trader Joe's has a less spicy version now that's actually pretty good, and one time during my covid grocery pickup they substituted taki's for a crappy knockoff (turbos flamas) and they really sucked.

https://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/chili-lime-flavored-rolled-corn-tortilla-chips

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sabritas-Turbos-Flamas-Corn-Snacks-9-25-oz-Bag/17177062
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 13, 2020, 07:45:46 PM
They are very popular in the Latin capital of Nebraska...Omaha!


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 13, 2020, 07:52:53 PM
I know the culturally diverse community I live in has made my daughter a huge Takis fan.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 13, 2020, 09:03:03 PM
nuthin like a little latin heat to spice up your life :thumbs:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 13, 2020, 09:29:16 PM
P sure those things are at qt
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 14, 2020, 05:30:25 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:

Are these popular in CA due to the latinx influence? They're certainly quite prevalent in TX, particularly the further south one goes. My friend from the (Rio Grande) Valley named her dog Taki.

LOL, they are popular in white bread ass Madrid, Iowa, my 11 year old eats them on the reg.




.They're highly overrated and actually gross
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 14, 2020, 05:49:29 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200511/cfd0a82e729048bfd3ac9714f71985ff.jpg)

:sdeek:

Are these popular in CA due to the latinx influence? They're certainly quite prevalent in TX, particularly the further south one goes. My friend from the (Rio Grande) Valley named her dog Taki.

LOL, they are popular in white bread ass Madrid, Iowa, my 11 year old eats them on the reg.




.They're highly overrated and actually gross
Wrll that could just be the Spanish influence.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 14, 2020, 05:53:50 PM
so I thought the small packages would limit my intake but I quickly found I would just take two at a time which still might be better than eating them from a bigger bag
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 14, 2020, 06:38:59 PM
Got bored tonight and made a trash can platter(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200514/b195680b77668311995a56838a520b10.jpg)


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 14, 2020, 06:43:04 PM
What are the sauces?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 14, 2020, 07:01:57 PM
Got bored tonight and made a trash can platter(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200514/b195680b77668311995a56838a520b10.jpg)


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That looks delightful, Wacky.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 14, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
Wacky that is good and does not fit here
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 14, 2020, 08:06:08 PM
Sweet/hot mustard and balsamic and vinegar/olive oil. We had some Panera bread on the side to dip.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 14, 2020, 08:09:23 PM
Wacky that is good and does not fit here
It’s honestly bad for me these days. I’m down to 203. Was at 230 on New Years.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 14, 2020, 08:54:39 PM
Ate Chipotle tonight, it was not bad.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on May 14, 2020, 09:36:30 PM
Wacky that is good and does not fit here
It’s honestly bad for me these days. I’m down to 203. Was at 230 on New Years.
Wacky, im back in the big city so let's play some golf next week so you can show off your new physic.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 14, 2020, 10:36:59 PM
Wacky that is good and does not fit here
It’s honestly bad for me these days. I’m down to 203. Was at 230 on New Years.
Meat and cheese is good for you
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 15, 2020, 08:04:37 AM
 :thumbs: Agreed, just kind of fatty meat and cheese options on this plate. Ben Ji, it’s on!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 15, 2020, 12:11:47 PM
Cooking Bagel Bites in the microwave should be illegal. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 15, 2020, 07:34:57 PM
Cooking Bagel Bites in the microwave should be illegal.
Mrs 8mp has done this and it was the closest we've come to a divorce.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on May 15, 2020, 08:30:37 PM
Got takeout from the local Mexican place tonight.  Had the chimichangas platter with an order of chips and guacamole and washed it down with a margarita in what looked to be a 32 oz cup.  Then I had an 8 Bit and an Almond Joy for dessert.  That's gotta be like 3000 calories.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on May 18, 2020, 12:52:45 PM
i've gained at least 15 pounds over this lockdown. something like 145 to 162 pounds. not treating myself like a trashcan anymore though, more like a recycling bin
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 18, 2020, 02:23:22 PM
20 lbs  :bawl:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 18, 2020, 03:25:59 PM
my dinner last night =

one of these:

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRvKPoVfo7uPEr6hj7rVOaE6_Y_NrY5rjdxu6ij1eIwes58p17158sZc_1Y1kI3SDKG9qFRqh8&usqp=CAc)

+

half of one of these:

(https://cdn.apartmenttherapy.info/image/upload/f_auto,q_auto:eco,w_1460/k%2Farchive%2Fb0b4bd8e7a6fc2fa63462bfa9a91a53b5671435a)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 18, 2020, 03:29:07 PM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)

3x
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Kraft_Singles.jpg)

+
(https://www.hot-chili-sauce.com/217-large_default/tapatio-hot-sauce.jpg)

muchos gracias senor, tres bien, etc.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 18, 2020, 03:29:44 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 18, 2020, 04:04:57 PM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)

3x
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Kraft_Singles.jpg)

+
(https://www.hot-chili-sauce.com/217-large_default/tapatio-hot-sauce.jpg)

muchos gracias senor, tres bien, etc.

I do this often, except instead of hot sauce, I drizzle sriracha on the melted cheese and dump a bunch of salsa on the side.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 18, 2020, 04:06:51 PM
'wave, oven, or pan heated sd?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on May 18, 2020, 04:20:28 PM
anytime i use the oven instead of the microwave i feel like a classy, boutique trashcan.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 18, 2020, 05:48:21 PM
'wave, oven, or pan heated sd?
‘wave, Max trashcanning


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 18, 2020, 05:50:30 PM
i bet you have a fancy drawer microwave, trashcan points would be deducted if true
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 18, 2020, 05:50:53 PM
damn, owned


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 18, 2020, 06:16:21 PM
I IRL didn't know microwave drawers existed until this thread
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on May 18, 2020, 06:55:42 PM
Bro, you need to get your ass out there and get a hungry man turkey dinner


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 18, 2020, 07:58:38 PM
I IRL didn't know microwave drawers existed until this thread

Same
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 18, 2020, 08:02:54 PM
My work has one. It's nifty.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on May 18, 2020, 08:04:14 PM
I IRL didn't know microwave drawers existed until this thread

Same

I think the purpose is to hide the eyesore that is a microwave oven by concealing it beneath the countertop. Having a drawer rather than a traditional microwave door makes it easier to place and retrieve items from a low position, which is particularly important for olds like sd suffering with back and other joint ailments.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 18, 2020, 08:41:07 PM
We like the drawer. It’s out of sight. You can open it and stir stuff without taking it out.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 18, 2020, 08:43:39 PM
the idea behind a drawer microwave makes sense but having recently gone from a dual oven in a wall to a lower oven only, I prefer the higher setup.

also, may belong in the shame yourself thread, or perhaps the SF things thread, but I haven't owned a microwave in 9 years.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 18, 2020, 08:49:16 PM
the idea behind a drawer microwave makes sense but having recently gone from a dual oven in a wall to a lower oven only, I prefer the higher setup.

also, may belong in the shame yourself thread, or perhaps the SF things thread, but I haven't owned a microwave in 9 years.

 :Rusty:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 18, 2020, 09:17:24 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/1ad92b70e5628ccf82554c0ef898f061.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200519/9a700b4763fe572d3fc4bf81f790504c.jpg)

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 18, 2020, 09:48:03 PM
This could also go in the 'hack thread omg  :love:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 18, 2020, 10:28:42 PM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)



3??
I usually stick to two, more of a purple bag'r myself
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 18, 2020, 10:30:51 PM
Just discovered this stuff. This + Hint of Lime Tortilla chips.  :drool:

Ain't no real avocados in that jar.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ccfc2fc2-cbde-4546-90e6-18a3cfb2d145_1.0ec9c1fe31128eac502c66010aecb3a6.jpeg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on May 18, 2020, 10:38:35 PM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)



3??
I usually stick to two, more of a purple bag'r myself

Do you guys go all out and throw shredded cheese, sour cream and salsa on top?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 18, 2020, 11:23:06 PM
Just discovered this stuff. This + Hint of Lime Tortilla chips.  :drool:

Ain't no real avocados in that jar.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/ccfc2fc2-cbde-4546-90e6-18a3cfb2d145_1.0ec9c1fe31128eac502c66010aecb3a6.jpeg)

This is more "tube guac"y than anything I have ever eaten in my entire life.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 19, 2020, 01:50:05 AM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)



3??
I usually stick to two, more of a purple bag'r myself

Do you guys go all out and throw shredded cheese, sour cream and salsa on top?

Salsa hell yeah, don't eff with the sour cream on the 'ritos
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 19, 2020, 08:14:00 AM
for lunch I had

3x
(https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_7d6ba3ab-8ed5-42a5-8af5-5926126d5204.png)



3??
I usually stick to two, more of a purple bag'r myself

Do you guys go all out and throw shredded cheese, sour cream and salsa on top?

cheese, sour cream, and maybe hot sauce.

usually put them in the microwave for 1 minute. Cut them in half, top with cheese. Put back in microwave for another minute and a half.
Usually ends up warm throughout without a frozen center and molten lava outside.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 19, 2020, 08:28:33 AM
'waved two of those sob's last night for a late night munchies snack  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on May 19, 2020, 09:03:09 AM
My go to recipe is 2 of the El Monterey purple 'ritos topped with salsa, shredded cheese and diced onion, cooked to perfection in my countertop microwave.  Majestically topped off with several fresh out of the jar jap slices.

In fact I've had probably thousands of those since high school and I got burnt out on them a few years ago but this thread has me craving them once again.     :drool:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on May 19, 2020, 09:49:36 AM
one thing i've learned in my adventures of being a human trashcan is that for about 95% of my diet i can answer "yes" to the following question:
"would this be enhanced with shredded cheese and sour cream?"
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on May 19, 2020, 10:40:11 AM
i haven't had one of those buritas since college.  think i had one with the center still frozen and scarred me bad
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 19, 2020, 10:57:53 AM
2013 was a big year for me in the frozen burrito food genre. haven't dabbled much since.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 19, 2020, 12:19:14 PM
Costco sometimes have these hot pieces of ass. They are muchos gracias tres bien x 2.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 19, 2020, 02:15:01 PM
organic beans, rice, and cheese.  hmm. no meat?
i could eat two kale salads with extra blueberries and wash them down with a gallon of coconut pomegranate juice and still not be as healthy as those 'reets.  honestly, all of you guys eating no meat 'reets probably haven't taken off your yoga pants since this whole thing started.

no meat = no 'reet.  sorry boys but this is just basic science.

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 19, 2020, 02:36:15 PM
I made a pizza for lunch today using one of those Boboli crusts.  Not that great.  I will only use the Pillsbury crusts from now on. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on May 21, 2020, 11:03:42 AM
Looking forward to lunch today to try this spam knockoff.



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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 21, 2020, 11:05:44 AM
Spam is all pork. That garbage is mostly chicken.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: XocolateThundarr on May 21, 2020, 11:41:43 AM
Looking forward to lunch today to try this spam knockoff.



(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200521/19abb9f9630ed66d6ba7bab2361b4464.jpg)

Enjoy the lips and assholes.  A+++ 'caning right there.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 21, 2020, 11:43:38 AM
That actually just belongs in the trashcan lol
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on May 21, 2020, 12:13:16 PM
wow, what were the golf stakes yesterday, ev-er-y-thing?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on May 21, 2020, 01:36:14 PM
Looking forward to lunch today to try this spam knockoff.



(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200521/19abb9f9630ed66d6ba7bab2361b4464.jpg)
Welp, that was disgusting. Ended up taking the meat product out of the sandwhich and just eating it as a grilled cheese.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200521/c8a2f4f61ab55d97d9a02b1b5608e182.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on May 21, 2020, 01:38:52 PM
You didn't fry it first?  :Yuck:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 21, 2020, 02:11:26 PM
inspected for wholesomeness?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 21, 2020, 02:29:46 PM
That picture is disgusting  :Yuck:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Brock Landers on May 21, 2020, 02:36:12 PM
Whenever I see crap like luncheon loaf or potted meat in the grocery store it immediately makes me think of The Jungle.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ben ji on May 21, 2020, 03:39:40 PM
You didn't fry it first?  :Yuck:

Oh yeah, I fried it first. Still awful
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: slackcat on May 21, 2020, 03:53:12 PM
Gross tasting salt in a can  :Yuck:

But I have to say, you lived up to the spirit of this thread.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 21, 2020, 08:11:47 PM
Whenever I see crap like luncheon loaf or potted meat in the grocery store it immediately makes me think of The Jungle.

100%
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 21, 2020, 09:01:10 PM
Whenever I see crap like luncheon loaf or potted meat in the grocery store it immediately makes me think of The Jungle.

That book is a horror show.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 21, 2020, 09:05:17 PM
While we're in the processed meats part of the thread, who else slams this with some crackers? It's delish :lick:

(https://external-preview.redd.it/Gu0hoE0vJSrYbEv71k2KJh_XZPSqz63D3ec7uRIg5fg.jpg?auto=webp&s=cbedb6bce0f67bc4a194658d682094da1771cc53)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 21, 2020, 09:05:55 PM
I threw up just looking at that barf tube
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 21, 2020, 09:12:35 PM
Your loss homie. Also no shame thread.

I have actually not had the Oscar Meyer brand, I usually eat John Morrel, Kroger, or Kretchmar, all of which have a much darker hue than Oscar Meyer.

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/530e1cdbe4b06c2c32936c94/1412790541945-DBYWZ1S7VYCMKVEM9E4I/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kPld63_RYnHMcuz04gzfy_97gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z4YTzHvnKhyp6Da-NYroOW3ZGjoBKy3azqku80C789l0qCSqOyuz_it4gynG9SI8gedUKb34hJpmvohlo5PcuVpERgirpQ9UdCYzdE1BqHy8g/image-asset.jpeg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Trim on May 21, 2020, 09:20:07 PM
who else slams this with some crackers?

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 21, 2020, 09:24:47 PM
I say this with the most respect imaginable, lmao


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 21, 2020, 09:35:38 PM
who else slams this with some crackers?

:sdeek:

Sorry, let me provide some clarity. Who eats these with a nice Ritz or Club cracker? I don't care whether or not you occupy the company of a poor, uneducated, southern Caucasian while you are eating braunschweiger.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 21, 2020, 09:36:39 PM
Liver sausage is incredibly good. I also don't know that I could eat the Oscar Meyer version but I dunno why
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 21, 2020, 09:46:30 PM
Your loss homie. Also no shame thread.

I have actually not had the Oscar Meyer brand, I usually eat John Morrel, Kroger, or Kretchmar, all of which have a much darker hue than Oscar Meyer.

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/530e1cdbe4b06c2c32936c94/1412790541945-DBYWZ1S7VYCMKVEM9E4I/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kPld63_RYnHMcuz04gzfy_97gQa3H78H3Y0txjaiv_0fDoOvxcdMmMKkDsyUqMSsMWxHk725yiiHCCLfrh8O1z4YTzHvnKhyp6Da-NYroOW3ZGjoBKy3azqku80C789l0qCSqOyuz_it4gynG9SI8gedUKb34hJpmvohlo5PcuVpERgirpQ9UdCYzdE1BqHy8g/image-asset.jpeg)
It's that homemade mustard there?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: slackcat on May 21, 2020, 09:49:29 PM
Love me some braunschweiger.  Slackjr. and I can kill a roll in one sitting.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on May 21, 2020, 11:35:04 PM
:barf:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 22, 2020, 12:01:35 AM
I'm not convinced that isn't play-doe.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: slackcat on May 22, 2020, 08:43:11 AM
fanestil makes a good braun.  :Carl:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on May 22, 2020, 09:30:28 AM
These things are addictive.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 22, 2020, 10:09:56 AM
Your loss homie. Also no shame thread.

I have actually not had the Oscar Meyer brand, I usually eat John Morrel, Kroger, or Kretchmar, all of which have a much darker hue than Oscar Meyer.

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It's that homemade mustard there?

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 22, 2020, 03:38:55 PM


Your loss homie. Also no shame thread.

I have actually not had the Oscar Meyer brand, I usually eat John Morrel, Kroger, or Kretchmar, all of which have a much darker hue than Oscar Meyer.

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I sure as crap do. There's a good variety around here. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 22, 2020, 09:29:55 PM
My man!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 24, 2020, 05:27:58 PM
Looks like I’m adding Port Hope Ontario to my places to visit list.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 24, 2020, 10:41:26 PM
Never had schnitzel, not sure I've ever even eaten at a restaurant that sells it, looks delish though.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 25, 2020, 04:49:59 AM
It’s like chicken fried steak but with pork, and is great


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: IPA4Me on May 25, 2020, 05:38:25 AM
If you find yourself driving between St Louis and Louisville, take a break and enjoy some fine schnitzel in Jasper, IN. It's one of my favorite places to eat. If you overeat or have a few too many steins, use some Hilton points and crash next door at the Hampton Inn.

https://www.schnitzelbank.com/

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 25, 2020, 11:18:59 AM
Never had schnitzel, not sure I've ever even eaten at a restaurant that sells it, looks delish though.

I think the best meal I've ever had was pork schnizel on waffles in Chicago for the goEMAW admin meeting.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 25, 2020, 11:58:58 AM
I went to Germany for 2 weeks and had schnitzel every day like I was a schnitzel critic.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 25, 2020, 03:56:58 PM
Never had schnitzel, not sure I've ever even eaten at a restaurant that sells it, looks delish though.

I think the best meal I've ever had was pork schnizel on waffles in Chicago for the goEMAW admin meeting.
Which restaurant?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 26, 2020, 11:09:25 AM
Never had schnitzel, not sure I've ever even eaten at a restaurant that sells it, looks delish though.

I think the best meal I've ever had was pork schnizel on waffles in Chicago for the goEMAW admin meeting.
Which restaurant?

The Publican
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 29, 2020, 12:59:44 PM
Your loss homie. Also no shame thread.

I have actually not had the Oscar Meyer brand, I usually eat John Morrel, Kroger, or Kretchmar, all of which have a much darker hue than Oscar Meyer.

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Grabbed some from my local butcher today(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200529/91f5d52423304ff627372aca7ce3767c.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 29, 2020, 01:07:48 PM
Oh yeah
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 29, 2020, 05:24:45 PM
You guys just house organ meat and salt 24/7/365. Incredible trashcanning. Nice work.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on May 29, 2020, 05:31:31 PM
One man's trash can is another man's keto treasure can
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 29, 2020, 06:15:07 PM
Oh yeah
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Good crap, I've never had it fresh, how does it compare?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on May 29, 2020, 06:20:41 PM
This, pkg of saltines,  swiss cheese...


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on May 29, 2020, 06:51:13 PM
I had half of bag of these:

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doused with bunch of Frank's for lunch today.
Title: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on May 29, 2020, 07:26:45 PM
Oh yeah
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200529/b001dedc423c83a4008e749e8063bde3.jpg)

Good crap, I've never had it fresh, how does it compare?
It's really good, highly recommend it if you find a place that does it nearby. A bit funkier, not at smooth and pureed.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 29, 2020, 07:45:58 PM
It’s sno-cone season. :cool:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 30, 2020, 11:04:39 AM
Nothing trashcanny about frozen koolaide.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: stunted on May 30, 2020, 10:49:08 PM
mir, is that like trashcan foie gras?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on May 31, 2020, 09:10:56 PM
Sure, if you want to call it Appalachian Foie Gras, I'll allow it. It's much cheaper and mild in flavor than foie gras. It's really like ground up lunchmeat.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 14, 2020, 10:57:37 AM
Folks

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Chingon on June 14, 2020, 11:05:49 AM
Folks

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How's it compare to your old ramen fave?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 14, 2020, 12:20:44 PM
Heat seemed just a touch more as I was eating it but the late heat was much more intense. Maybe because it was oily? I didn’t like the oiliness as much as traditional dry ramen. Noodles much thicker as well. Worth trying but won’t get again.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 14, 2020, 03:07:32 PM
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I invented another new food just now, xpost to that thread

a biscuits and gravy sandwich
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on June 14, 2020, 03:08:25 PM
that biscuit looks fluffy af  :drool:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on June 14, 2020, 03:10:48 PM
Is that gravy or the mush they serve on board the Nebuchadnezzar?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 14, 2020, 03:15:24 PM
it was delicious, going in for number two
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on June 14, 2020, 03:17:20 PM
Do you eat it with your hands or with a fork? Seems like it would be difficult to eat like a sandwich. Consider doing the same bierock style.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on June 14, 2020, 03:19:12 PM
Or like a klobasnek, sometimes erroneously called a kolache. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 14, 2020, 03:23:05 PM
I ate it like a traditional sandwich
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on June 14, 2020, 03:25:35 PM
Looks like a traditional throw up sandwich
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 8manpick on June 14, 2020, 03:32:08 PM
Clams you are truly an innovator, I appreciate you
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 14, 2020, 04:33:13 PM
thx 8 man.  p sad for posters like star seed 7  who only see life through a broken prism
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 14, 2020, 04:46:46 PM
I'd get down on that B&G sandwich so hard.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 15, 2020, 10:47:33 AM
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I invented another new food just now, xpost to that thread

a biscuits and gravy sandwich

i had two more biscuit & gravy sandwiches for breakfast this morning.  this will easily be the invention of 2020
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on June 15, 2020, 04:26:51 PM
Or like a klobasnek, sometimes erroneously called a kolache.

Is this what you're referring too?  https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=klobasnek&docid=608004924608221117&mid=BA3F5CEDEF93AC3E3549BA3F5CEDEF93AC3E3549&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on June 15, 2020, 05:49:12 PM
Biscuit and gravy sandwich is the perfect solution for those who enjoy a suboptimal biscuit to gravy ratio
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Spracne on June 15, 2020, 09:01:08 PM
Or like a klobasnek, sometimes erroneously called a kolache.

Is this what you're referring too?  https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=klobasnek&docid=608004924608221117&mid=BA3F5CEDEF93AC3E3549BA3F5CEDEF93AC3E3549&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

Yeah, basically. Anyone who has been to the Czech Stop in West, TX (I-35 between Dallas and Austin) knows what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 16, 2020, 09:40:49 AM
clams you will be a legend on campus if after a night of crushing brews and collecting pelts the next morning you whip up a gravy sandwich for the lucky filly. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on June 16, 2020, 10:48:27 AM
If any of you have made sausage gravy, when you cook it with less water/milk it gets thick enough to cut it into biscuit squares as it cools to make those fancy sandwiches.
Personally, I like the gravy poured over my biscuits.  It's also good poured over hash browns.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on June 17, 2020, 12:06:30 PM
My brunch today
1 bowl cocoa Krispies
1 bowl Zarda BBQ beans


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 17, 2020, 12:54:07 PM
My brunch today
1 bowl cocoa Krispies
1 bowl Zarda BBQ beans


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: KST8FAN on July 04, 2020, 08:40:03 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-2020-trnd/index.html


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on July 04, 2020, 09:15:50 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest-2020-trnd/index.html


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TLDR version:

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Joey Chestnut gobbled down 75 weiners
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 05, 2020, 12:41:03 AM
Neighbor across the street smoked this for me. Getting ready to pull it & I have no idea what I’m doing.
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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 05, 2020, 12:17:55 PM
pull it apart
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: tdaver on July 07, 2020, 02:13:40 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200707/c7544f34c9181abfbc0efb017fe73f95.jpg)

Was going to put this in Everyday Food thread but this one popped up first.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 07, 2020, 02:14:50 PM
Had a great workout at lunch but then went at the santitas pretty hard....
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 07, 2020, 06:13:09 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200707/c7544f34c9181abfbc0efb017fe73f95.jpg)

Was going to put this in Everyday Food thread but this one popped up first.

What do we have here?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: tdaver on July 07, 2020, 07:52:26 PM
Leftover burnt ends for the 4th meal in a row, half plate of nachos (a lunch staple) and pickles.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 07, 2020, 10:01:51 PM
Nice, 86 the dill tho.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 31, 2020, 02:43:18 PM
Ate one of these for lunch today
(https://i.ibb.co/8brMVPJ/IMG-20200731-143505.jpg)

First time I've had it since college, I dressed it up a bit
(https://i.ibb.co/3rRWhwT/IMG-20200731-143512.jpg)

Holy hell was it disgusting. I don't know what is used for the supposed filling but I can't imagine tasting something worse. Makes me wonder what else I liked in my twenties that I'd find abhorrent today.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Trim on July 31, 2020, 03:02:11 PM
I like the idea of nicname jr going to a FattyFest with the label maker and observing attendees and labeling TRASHCAN on the trashiest of stomachs.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 31, 2020, 03:04:10 PM
non judgemental
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 31, 2020, 03:48:13 PM
i hope you have good insurance MIR that looks like a trip to the ER
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 31, 2020, 09:53:10 PM
i hope you have good insurance MIR that looks like a trip to the ER

Very very very horrific food day today. I had that for lunch and I had just an awful footlong chilli dog for dinner. The Iowa State Fair isn't happening this year but they opened up for a couple of weekends for just some fair food vendors and none of the actual good fair food places were there so I was forced to eat the worst chilli cheese dog I've ever had.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 31, 2020, 09:57:53 PM
MIR you’re gonna be poopin
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on July 31, 2020, 10:04:42 PM
Good thing you got a bidet.  :ROFL:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: catastrophe on August 01, 2020, 09:14:53 PM
THE BOMB
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on August 01, 2020, 09:44:32 PM
I did not eat breakfast, lunch, or any snacks today.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on August 01, 2020, 09:51:27 PM
I did not eat breakfast, lunch, or any snacks today.
LOL
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on August 11, 2020, 10:47:00 PM
I ate dinner at 5:30ish and just crushed a triple jalapeno crunch steakburger and chili cheese fries from Steak and Shake.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on August 11, 2020, 10:54:49 PM
Woah. Steak and Shake is the definition of risking it all.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on August 11, 2020, 11:25:30 PM
two butter fried chili dogs for this guys dinner
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on August 12, 2020, 12:06:40 AM
two butter fried chili dogs for this guys dinner

I'm gonna need a visual or a further description here, preferably both.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on August 12, 2020, 11:31:37 PM
I buy a Bomb burrito about once a year for nostalgic taste similar to MIR’s. This is usually when very pak’d and often eaten in a hotel room or car. I enjoy the taste during those times. I’ve had them not pak’d as well and it is the definition of trash can. You feel bad while eating the damn thing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 10, 2020, 05:51:26 PM
does the mega mcgriddles have ketchup on it in america? does america have a mega mcgriddles?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on September 10, 2020, 06:33:42 PM
does the mega mcgriddles have ketchup on it in america? does america have a mega mcgriddles?

no. no.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 10, 2020, 08:21:08 PM
the american version does.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2020, 03:26:51 AM
I don't know which American to believe
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 06:51:45 AM
I don't know which American to believe

I was mostly philosophizing that we don't have one but I'd imagine if we did the american version would have ketchup
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2020, 07:48:26 AM
It's a mcgriddles with 2 sausages and bacon and egg. I asked for no ketchup but added strawberry jam
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 07:54:54 AM
It's a mcgriddles with 2 sausages and bacon and egg. I asked for no ketchup but added strawberry jam

lmao
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2020, 08:05:47 AM
Oh, it also has cheese. Anyway, body like trashcan
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 08:10:50 AM
you know what goes great with cheese? you guessed it, jam.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on September 11, 2020, 08:14:56 AM
(https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/08/mcdonalds-1.jpg)

As an avid McGriddle consumer I had to check out the Mega McGriddle. I was stunned to learn that Japanese portions appear superior to American portions.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 08:18:50 AM
That mega ‘grid’ has to have like 80g of protein. Great for getting huge muscles.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 08:19:31 AM
The double breakfast filet of fish also has my lmao attention


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2020, 08:31:51 AM
I always put jam on my breakfast Sammie's. Unless there is gravy involved. Jam doesn't jive with gravy.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2020, 08:33:19 AM
(https://soranews24.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/08/mcdonalds-1.jpg)

As an avid McGriddle consumer I had to check out the Mega McGriddle. I was stunned to learn that Japanese portions appear superior to American portions.
Sandwiches, yes. But the largest drink is like american medium. Same with fries.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 11, 2020, 12:58:49 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: passranch on September 11, 2020, 02:45:41 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

I had one of those once and I thought I was going to vomit.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: bucket on September 11, 2020, 02:56:56 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

I had one of those once and I thought I was going to vomit.

I had the Bacon, Egg and Swiss Croissant on Monday.  :cool:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 11, 2020, 02:57:07 PM
The weekday morning crew at the local Arby's makes a great sausage, egg and cheese (no potatoes) wrap. 
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: tdaver on September 11, 2020, 03:04:43 PM
Lunch today.  The southwest Dots are fantastic!!

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 11, 2020, 04:21:21 PM
s.w. dots went in the trash at clams casa
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 08:47:11 AM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

I didn’t know this was a thing, but it looks amazing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 12, 2020, 10:43:24 AM
s.w. dots went in the trash at clams casa

I much more prefer the orig
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on September 12, 2020, 05:02:54 PM
SW dotts >>> Orig
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2020, 06:04:16 PM
SW dotts >>> Orig

massive loser alert
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: cfbandyman on September 12, 2020, 06:07:25 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

How can you not like bacon.

That does look great though.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 12, 2020, 08:38:29 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

How can you not like bacon.

That does look great though.

Just does nothing for me, too salty. Get that breakfast baconator though, it's legit. Oh, it's also not a full sized burger as it appears, it's regular breakfast sandwich sized.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 12, 2020, 10:07:35 PM
Those look like Wendy's new breakfast baconater (only 1 sausage patty but a ton of bacon), which is amazing and I don't even like bacon.

(https://www.chewboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Wendy%E2%80%99s-Has-A-Breakfast-Baconator-And-It%E2%80%99s-Just-A-Small-Part-Of-A-Much-Larger-Breakfast-Menu.jpg)

How can you not like bacon.

That does look great though.

Just does nothing for me, too salty. Get that breakfast baconator though, it's legit. Oh, it's also not a full sized burger as it appears, it's regular breakfast sandwich sized.
Too salty? Add some strawberry jam :lick:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 12, 2020, 10:17:59 PM
Went out to eat tonight for only the 2nd time this year due to 1. wife being pregnant and 2. covid.  I can feel my arteries clogging after this meal.

Bacon sampler with bacon jam.

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2.  Mac & cheese, a sharper cheese was used in this than most and was fantastic.

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3.  45 day dry-aged 32oz Akaushi ribeye.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 13, 2020, 12:18:25 AM
That looks great, definitely not trashcanning, big time binging but not trashcanning
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 13, 2020, 10:37:04 AM
That looks great, definitely not trashcanning, big time binging but not trashcanning

I just post things in here that are completely unhealthy.  All that on its own, okay.  Eating it all together, serious issues with me thinking my body can handle anything I throw at it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on September 13, 2020, 11:07:03 PM
Put a "trashcan label" on my belly, cause I would smash that with no regrets.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on September 14, 2020, 08:38:14 AM
Went out to eat tonight for only the 2nd time this year due to 1. wife being pregnant and 2. covid.  I can feel my arteries clogging after this meal.


incorrect thread
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 14, 2020, 11:24:21 AM
Went out to eat tonight for only the 2nd time this year due to 1. wife being pregnant and 2. covid.  I can feel my arteries clogging after this meal.


incorrect thread

“ There are some things that will probably kill me at any moment that I just love the crap out of doing. Obvious ones like drinking excessively and being a lazy POS but this is a thread for the connoisseurs and collectors.”

^opening paragraph of the thread.  We are going to have to agree to disagree because with my food overindulgences, this is the exact thread for me, AST, to make such a post.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on September 14, 2020, 02:29:43 PM
my short response was simply a backward way of complimenting your good looking food :1cat:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 14, 2020, 03:15:39 PM
my short response was simply a backward way of complimenting your good looking food :1cat:

Well that one sailed right over my head.  :facepalm:

Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on September 14, 2020, 04:50:59 PM
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 14, 2020, 05:19:00 PM
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.

In my ever so slight defense, most of my meals cost way less than that as I make them at home.  But I do so your point.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 14, 2020, 07:10:05 PM
how did you cook that ribeye?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 14, 2020, 07:51:04 PM
how did you cook that ribeye?

I told the waitress how I wanted it and it showed up to the table like that.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 15, 2020, 10:05:10 AM
?s=21
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 15, 2020, 10:06:22 AM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on September 15, 2020, 12:12:38 PM
it is extremely on brand that most of us stuff our fat faces with gas station burritos or microwaved nachos, but AST decides to go $200 meal full of calories.

In my ever so slight defense, most of my meals cost way less than that as I make them at home.  But I do so your point.

Oh for sure. If you made it at home same general principle applies. You are elite even when trash can'ing.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 16, 2020, 01:11:56 AM
?s=21

Real talk, what the eff is going on here?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 16, 2020, 05:27:47 AM
It better be rimmed with doritos locos nacho chowder
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 16, 2020, 08:13:42 AM
This is just brilliant.  It appeals to both the taco and wine enthusiast that resides in all of us.  Unfortunately it is only available in Canada currently.

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 16, 2020, 08:33:04 AM
dew and bourbon is good
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 17, 2020, 01:18:37 AM
?s=21

BWW beat these guys to the punch regarding Mtn Dew cocktails.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ChiCat on September 17, 2020, 11:15:28 AM
?s=21

BWW beat these guys to the punch regarding Mtn Dew cocktails.

IIRC the server was like "ew, we have that?"
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 17, 2020, 12:08:30 PM
?s=21

BWW beat these guys to the punch regarding Mtn Dew cocktails.

IIRC the server was like "ew, we have that?"

 :ROFL: great reaction. What was the drink?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 17, 2020, 01:03:30 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTyvrZE0GlALLX9oM1MUA6CX2rJ2EvIHSrH2A&usqp=CAU)

Down south marg (w/ slim Jim garnish)
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on September 17, 2020, 01:13:55 PM
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: ChiCat on September 17, 2020, 02:36:45 PM
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!

Kickstarter energy drinks, which is separate from game fuel because it is not for gamers.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on September 17, 2020, 03:09:58 PM
@ChiCat nothing gets past Big Dew Inc.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 18, 2020, 12:22:07 AM
Someone gonna tell us what the eff is in that drink other than dew and a goddammed slim jim?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 18, 2020, 08:19:33 AM
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 18, 2020, 08:21:16 AM
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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how can I trust you with a gE press pass Greg
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Trim on September 18, 2020, 08:23:21 AM
If I go out of town this weekend, I give sd my proxy vote to preemptively fire Greg.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 18, 2020, 08:23:34 AM
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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how can I trust you with a gE press pass Greg
Because i get #scoops with my #coverage. Also don’t know if you remember me reporting on injurys more than KSO and GPC combined during my college tenure.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 18, 2020, 08:24:04 AM
Here is the dew-garita link...

https://www.redlobster.com/news-press/press/2020/09/15/red-lobster-and-pepsico-kick-off-new-relationship-with-thedew-garita---the-first-official-mtn-dew-cocktail


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: mocat on September 18, 2020, 08:54:18 AM
It actually reflects well on Greg that he definitely does not read this thread
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: meow meow on September 18, 2020, 09:03:35 AM
that is sooooooo greg
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: michigancat on September 18, 2020, 09:38:10 AM
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!
Might be that you're seeing ads more targeted at old dudes because you're now an old dude
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 18, 2020, 06:29:44 PM
Someone gonna tell us what the eff is in that drink other than dew and a goddammed slim jim?

I think it was just tequila and Mtn Dew with a salted rim (maybe?) and a slim jim.

I also believe the Titans beat the Ravens that night due to someone at our table ordering it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 18, 2020, 11:50:46 PM
Greg sitting around somewhere still wondering why everyone was giving him crap.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: nicname on September 19, 2020, 12:51:39 AM
Slim Jim is over the top, but I bet the drink is pretty good. Mountain Dew has always had pretty great/aggressive marketing and business partnerships.

They have two special sodas that are delicious and only available at Yum! restaurants. Baja Blast, which by itself keeps me going back to Taco Bell. I also recently discovered the deliciousness that is Mountain Dew Sweet Lightening, a peach flavored soda only available at KFC.

Related note, the demographic aim of their marketing campaigns is lol. When a lot of us were kids Dew was aimed at Xtreme sports types and seen as hip and edgy. I think this came with a redesign. Well, the other day I heard a Dew radio spot that was all about the outdoors and fishing/hunting and how dudes that love that stuff are all about the Dew.

I irl lol’d.

Edit: as far as marketing is concerned I forgot all about Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Is it for gamers? People who play sports? Why not both!
Might be that you're seeing ads more targeted at old dudes because you're now an old dude

Well if you’re saying that Wichita sports talk super giant KFH radio is for old dudes.... ok, nvm.

Point stands tho Dew knows how to Dew the ad business.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 19, 2020, 01:03:56 AM
It actually reflects well on Greg that he definitely does not read this thread
Oh christ alive. My b guys. Sorry for the luke. Never gets old.


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 19, 2020, 01:04:55 AM
Also can confirm farmers drink of choice at (least in my girlfriends family) is Dew


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 19, 2020, 01:16:17 AM
Enjoy the real stuff Greg, when you get old all that extra sugar is bad news bears.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 19, 2020, 08:02:32 AM
Enjoy the real stuff Greg, when you get old all that extra sugar is bad news bears.

I used to drink a ridiculous amount of Dew. If I didn’t have 1/2 a cold bottle by 9:00 am I got a headache. I broke the caffeine pop habit 2 years ago & any pop 18 months ago. Since then I’ve had maybe 6 run & cokes and that’s it.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on September 19, 2020, 04:38:33 PM
Any change in health as a result?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 19, 2020, 06:59:19 PM
Any change in health as a result?

Lost 25 pounds and my liver enzymes went from 2x the upper limit of normal to well within the normal range. Also greatly improved digestive stuff.

I made more changes than just quitting pop to lose 25. I did just quitting pop & lost 10 pounds, but then stalled. Switching from beef to chicken/pork tenderloin, not stopping for trash for breakfast & greatly reducing eating out for lunch lost the next 15.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Katpappy on September 19, 2020, 08:58:56 PM
Any change in health as a result?

Lost 25 pounds and my liver enzymes went from 2x the upper limit of normal to well within the normal range. Also greatly improved digestive stuff.

I made more changes than just quitting pop to lose 25. I did just quitting pop & lost 10 pounds, but then stalled. Switching from beef to chicken/pork tenderloin, not stopping for trash for breakfast & greatly reducing eating out for lunch lost the next 15.

Sounds like a well thought out diet/health plan.  I may try quitting pop, as I drink 2 to 3 per day.  Not sure if I want to switch meats, but may try after I swear off the sodas.  TY for info.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: AST on September 29, 2020, 08:21:06 PM
Twice baked potato loaded with butter, cheddar, bacon, and sour cream.  Topped with cheddar, jalapeño ranch, green onions, and smoked brisket.  Has to be 2-3k calories.  Why do I do this?

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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on September 29, 2020, 08:50:15 PM
Because Delicious


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 30, 2020, 06:37:21 AM
guys, listen up. I tried the mcdonalds spicy nuggets. it broke a roughly 5 year stretch of not eating anything mcdonalds that wasn't a breakfast burrito. heres the review:

review starts here: got ten of them. they were kind of reddish'er than the normal orange ones. otherwise had the normal pressed meat forms. they had a surprisingly high level of spice. I'd say spicier than the wendy's spicy nuggs. the hack?:

hack starts here: they have this new hot sauce called mighty hot sauce (not 100% certain of the name but it's something like that) and, folks, it is hot AF. and good AF. I'd like to irl have a bottle of this sauce to put on things. and it is very hot. go there to try this stuff out.

the results: just like normal mcdonalds you feel like trash for at least the hour following eating these things. that feeling like you need to take a shower and your body feels gross. I don't know how mcdonalds does this but I remember this from a long time ago when I swore off eating it and they've still got it. but overall like 4/10 because they were spicy.

the pictures: no pics
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 30, 2020, 08:22:10 AM
i ate a spicy chicken sandwich for lunch yesterday from shake shack with a side of cheese fries
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 30, 2020, 04:30:48 PM
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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how can I trust you with a gE press pass Greg

I think greg getting totally clobbered on dew garitas and going to a weber presser would be great for gE.

also, I ate a half a bag of frito scoops in a delightful indulgence during the chiefs game
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on September 30, 2020, 05:59:58 PM
Bout to have roast beef and egg noodles with gravy over mashed potatoes


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 30, 2020, 06:01:35 PM
Something crazy i learned about Mtn Dew last night. Apparently at red lobster they serve a dew-garita which is a mtn dew infused margarita.


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how can I trust you with a gE press pass Greg

I think greg getting totally clobbered on dew garitas and going to a weber presser would be great for gE.

also, I ate a half a bag of frito scoops in a delightful indulgence during the chiefs game
I WOULD IF MHK HAD A FREAKING RED LOBSTER


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: puniraptor on September 30, 2020, 06:10:13 PM
my red lobster doesnt have a dewgarita or even cheddar bay biscuits. would not recommend.
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on September 30, 2020, 06:46:39 PM
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Threw in some green to make myself feel better beat


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Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: pissclams on September 30, 2020, 08:19:23 PM
frozen egg noodles?
Title: Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
Post by: Cire on October 01, 2020, 06:48:30 AM
frozen egg noodles?
Oh yeah reames


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