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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1450 on: April 24, 2023, 10:28:53 AM »
i have never understood the appeal of or logic behind the pretzel-peanut butter combination.  i guess ultimately though, it’s none of my business whatsoever. to each their own.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1451 on: April 24, 2023, 12:37:44 PM »
Da fuq? You in jail?

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1452 on: April 24, 2023, 05:39:41 PM »
Can you tell us what it was, sir? It looks like ranch, onion slices, and shredded potatoes.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1453 on: April 24, 2023, 05:47:05 PM »
Can you tell us what it was, sir? It looks like ranch, onion slices, and shredded potatoes.
Looks like biryani and yogurt sauce. (And onion slices)

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1454 on: April 24, 2023, 07:44:41 PM »
Can you tell us what it was, sir? It looks like ranch, onion slices, and shredded potatoes.
Looks like biryani and yogurt sauce. (And onion slices)

Yes, biryani. My body didn't react well to all the spices.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1455 on: May 01, 2023, 09:53:28 PM »
Made my annual trip to DQ for the chicken strip basket. No regrets.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1456 on: May 02, 2023, 06:29:01 AM »
I’m waiting for confirmation SSOC survived the night (doubtful)

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1457 on: May 02, 2023, 07:40:36 AM »
I’m waiting for confirmation SSOC survived the night (doubtful)
Here to confirm that I am still among the living.

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« Reply #1458 on: May 02, 2023, 08:14:26 AM »
I’m waiting for confirmation SSOC survived the night (doubtful)
Here to confirm that I am still among the living.

you sir have the constitution of an opossum

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1459 on: May 07, 2023, 01:51:15 PM »
celebrating my recent 8 lbs of weight loss by continuing to perfect my vegetable-less taco salad.   this is about as close to a true taste of the old country as you can get.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1460 on: May 07, 2023, 09:11:49 PM »
celebrating my recent 8 lbs of weight loss by continuing to perfect my vegetable-less taco salad.   this is about as close to a true taste of the old country as you can get.

Just like grandma made


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1461 on: May 21, 2023, 12:28:42 PM »
Taco Bell Grilled cheese burritos are wholly unnecessary


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1462 on: May 22, 2023, 09:31:20 AM »
Taco Bell Grilled cheese burritos are wholly unnecessary


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1463 on: May 23, 2023, 02:29:18 PM »
absolute shovel into my mouth


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1464 on: May 24, 2023, 01:31:50 PM »
all you can eat wings at hooters, crushed 36 wings

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1465 on: May 24, 2023, 01:51:23 PM »
This is the first time your sig image seems appropriate.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1466 on: May 24, 2023, 02:59:59 PM »
This is the first time your sig image seems appropriate.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1467 on: May 24, 2023, 03:17:48 PM »
The mini-churros at Taco Bueno are a nice little trash can snack.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1468 on: May 24, 2023, 07:12:42 PM »
absolute shovel into my mouth



Did you eat an entire 18-oz bag or something? They seem like a pretty healthy snack.
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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1469 on: May 26, 2023, 05:54:34 PM »
‘bout to




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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1470 on: May 27, 2023, 08:36:00 PM »
‘bout to




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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1471 on: May 27, 2023, 09:26:31 PM »
Suck bigtime


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1472 on: May 27, 2023, 09:39:14 PM »
 :cry:
That's unfortunate.  Love peperoncinis.

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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1473 on: May 27, 2023, 09:51:18 PM »
Yeah, same. They are neither spicy or tangy.


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Re: Treating Your Entire Body Like A Trashcan Master Thread
« Reply #1474 on: May 28, 2023, 01:17:18 PM »
Had my first trash-canning experience in a very long time yesterday. Was undoubtedly induced by my drinking of a 30mg THC soda pop.

Pre THC

Jimmy John's Cubano Sandwich (do not recommend, at all)

Post THC
Spangle's 2/3 lb Japaleno Bacon Cheeseburger, Small fries, Small Dr P

Andy's Custart two-scoop, cake cone (soft serve)

Probably 5-6 pieces of Pizza from some pizza place in Moundridge, Kansas (undercooked and pretty gross)

One can Barque's Root Beer, One can Coke Classic

Prob 5-6 cups popcorn popped in Orville's Popcorn Oil & topped w melted butter

My body is no longer used to this and let me understand this quiet clearly this morning.
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