CoronaBro Meltdown/SARS-Covid-19 Spitballing Thread

[michigancat]

as sys pointed out, the actual number was within their predicted range for that day. they update that model pretty frequently, but not in real time.

i have since then become pretty convinced that that imhe model is pretty much garbage.  there have been multiple twitter threads and one article on it.  i think silver linked the article if anyone wants to look for it.

Yeah I saw something about it decaying as fast as it grew which didn't make much sense. Deaths getting to basically zero in May is pretty dubious.

I wish we knew how often it was used by public health departments to make decisions.

[ben ji]

Young men from the north, travel to south and dunk all over inferior gene pool southerners leaving thousands dead

We’ve heard before?

Great message boarding here.

[sonofdaxjones]

The Poem of March:

Next sunday leaping
A white, pasty ginger spray
because of the North

[Trim]

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/breakthrough-covid-antibody-test-with-nearly-100-accuracy-can-help-reopen-economy/RFCEDOCPVJEWPMYKUVSEVRRPYQ/

[sonofdaxjones]

A new pair of no highs, no lows, must be Bose-Check

Some Rockin Oakley Wrap Arounds-Check

Some sweet ass Nike Monarch IV's-Check

Pretzel from Auntie Anne's-Check

Covid19 Euro Version-Check

https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2020/04/16/outdoor-outlet-mall-plans-reopen-before-states-coronavirus-cases-peak/

[Phil Titola]

The only reason we can't reopen America is because of the reopen America president thumbed his nose at this entire situation. Christ his followers are idiots.

[sonofdaxjones]

Yes, Phil.  It’s been the United States pandemic and not a global pandemic.  The super smart, always on top of things EU/UK has more cases than the United States, what a bunch of eff ups.   Then they brought their deadly strain to the United States and specifically to one of the most densely populated regions in the world.

Meanwhile if the Cambridge report is correct.  Asymptomatic people have been traveling the world since Nov 2019.   

[Dugout DickStone]

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/scientists-strong-evidence-coronavirus-originated-naturally/story?id=70207409

Good news for Canadian PM who is in hiding

[Phil Titola]

Yes, Phil.  It’s been the United States pandemic and not a global pandemic.  The super smart, always on top of things EU/UK has more cases than the United States, what a bunch of eff ups.   Then they brought their deadly strain to the United States and specifically to one of the most densely populated regions in the world.

Meanwhile if the Cambridge report is correct.  Asymptomatic people have been traveling the world since Nov 2019.

Can't even ban travel right. The one thing a racist anti globalist should be good at. Shame.

[sonofdaxjones]

Yes, Phil.  It’s been the United States pandemic and not a global pandemic.  The super smart, always on top of things EU/UK has more cases than the United States, what a bunch of eff ups.   Then they brought their deadly strain to the United States and specifically to one of the most densely populated regions in the world.

Meanwhile if the Cambridge report is correct.  Asymptomatic people have been traveling the world since Nov 2019.

Can't even ban travel right. The one thing a racist anti globalist should be good at. Shame.

Tap out noted and accepted (while reviewing the total meltdown about the travel ban by Useful Idiot Leadership on down).

[michigancat]

Do you like jot down these tapouts in a notebook with a pencil or do you have like a running google doc or something

[chum1]

I want to see the tapout tally! Who taps out the most???

[Phil Titola]

Do you like jot down these tapouts in a notebook with a pencil or do you have like a running google doc or something

it's definitely physical pencil and paper.  Imagine Dax using google docs.

[Phil Titola]

Yes, Phil.  It’s been the United States pandemic and not a global pandemic.  The super smart, always on top of things EU/UK has more cases than the United States, what a bunch of eff ups.   Then they brought their deadly strain to the United States and specifically to one of the most densely populated regions in the world.

Meanwhile if the Cambridge report is correct.  Asymptomatic people have been traveling the world since Nov 2019.

Can't even ban travel right. The one thing a racist anti globalist should be good at. Shame.

Tap out noted and accepted (while reviewing the total meltdown about the travel ban by Useful Idiot Leadership on down).

can you help us identify when a response is a tap out?

[sonofdaxjones]

It's a simple formula.   At this point, you guys are virtually indistinguishable from one another.

Now sit back and enjoy the California Police State::

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251574155289464834?s=20

[Trim]

Now sit back and enjoy the California Police State::

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251574155289464834?s=20

Dax, what’s your objection to this?

[sonofdaxjones]

Now sit back and enjoy the California Police State::

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251574155289464834?s=20

Dax, what’s your objection to this?

They let prisoners out of jail, but a few people properly socially distancing can't go to a skate park?    They've got to bulldoze it full of sand?   That's mumped up.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Yeah, it's a huge waste of time and resources.

[Phil Titola]

Common ground. That's dumb

[Trim]

Show the video of that skate park in the days before it got sand'd.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Show the video of that skate park in the days before it got sand'd.

Was it full of recently released felons? 

[kim carnes]

Now sit back and enjoy the California Police State::

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251574155289464834?s=20

Dax, what’s your objection to this?

They let prisoners out of jail, but a few people properly socially distancing can't go to a skate park?    They've got to bulldoze it full of sand?   That's mumped up.

Both measures were taken to increase social distancing my dude.  Not saying I agree with either but I also don’t understand your point.

[cfbandyman]

It's a simple formula.   At this point, you guys are virtually indistinguishable from one another.

Lol using a tap out to explain a tap out

[DaBigTrain]

Now sit back and enjoy the California Police State::

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1251574155289464834?s=20

Dax, what’s your objection to this?

They let prisoners out of jail, but a few people properly socially distancing can't go to a skate park?    They've got to bulldoze it full of sand?   That's mumped up.

Both measures were taken to increase social distancing my dude.  Not saying I agree with either but I also don’t understand your point.

Dax is just parroting comments. Nothing more.


https://twitter.com/b8n7on/status/1251574920670216194

[michigancat]

Sucks for the skaters but we all know they were being complete assholes about it for month and finally the parks Dept had to be like "geez guys, if you don't cut this crap out we're gonna have to fill it with sand" like two weeks ago and they probably told the guy to suck their dicks or something and so instead of fining them it got filled in.