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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1725 on: March 19, 2020, 06:30:07 PM »
pretty jazzed about this anti-malaria drug.  hope it works.


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1726 on: March 19, 2020, 06:38:48 PM »
pretty jazzed about this anti-malaria drug.  hope it works.

the best part about it is it's super readily available and we've been using it since the 1700's.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1727 on: March 19, 2020, 06:40:37 PM »
pretty jazzed about this anti-malaria drug.  hope it works.

the best part about it is it's super readily available and we've been using it since the 1700's.

It should be as cheap as insulin. :excited:

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1728 on: March 19, 2020, 06:41:32 PM »
wish my ancestors had hoarded this


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1729 on: March 19, 2020, 06:43:49 PM »
yes, just take a 4 tabloid regimen and you'll be right as rain governor


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1730 on: March 19, 2020, 06:47:23 PM »
My only concern about straight cash is that it might just get dumped into savings. I would suggest that anyone/family making over $X receive their payment as a debit card of some sort.

not worth the trouble.  fungible.
Yeah and honestly good for them if they don’t need to spend it immediately.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1731 on: March 19, 2020, 07:05:39 PM »
also varies hospital to hospital. In the Bay, Kaiser, UCSF, and Sutter Health will all have different lab contracts in place. It isn't like they all can go to a single source or even quickly go to a different, quicker source.

that will change quickly, i'm confident.  i'd put the possibility that exclusive lab contracts will stand in the way of responding to a public health crisis that is cratering the economy at approximately 0.0%.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1732 on: March 19, 2020, 07:06:23 PM »
I generally don't care for him and tonic but if that is what it's going to take...

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1733 on: March 19, 2020, 07:18:19 PM »
i used to smuggle home quinine tablets for my mother.  good memories.
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1734 on: March 19, 2020, 07:25:44 PM »
also varies hospital to hospital. In the Bay, Kaiser, UCSF, and Sutter Health will all have different lab contracts in place. It isn't like they all can go to a single source or even quickly go to a different, quicker source.

that will change quickly, i'm confident.  i'd put the possibility that exclusive lab contracts will stand in the way of responding to a public health crisis that is cratering the economy at approximately 0.0%.

Yeah, you would think. I mean they lessened the PPE requirements and told nurses they could come in even if they had a fever pretty quickly

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1735 on: March 19, 2020, 07:32:36 PM »
FOLKS! (KSU-dub specifically)


https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1240777406899802112


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1736 on: March 19, 2020, 07:45:40 PM »
 Trumpers ride or die vaping

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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1738 on: March 19, 2020, 07:51:16 PM »
Trumpers ride or die vaping

what a hilariously dumb thing to think
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

https://blockstream.info/block/000000000019d6689c085ae165831e934ff763ae46a2a6c172b3f1b60a8ce26f

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1740 on: March 19, 2020, 08:05:21 PM »
 
Trumpers ride or die vaping

what a hilariously dumb thing to think

I’ll admit there is a segment of trumpers who want to deny that trumpers passionately live to vape

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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

https://blockstream.info/block/000000000019d6689c085ae165831e934ff763ae46a2a6c172b3f1b60a8ce26f

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1742 on: March 19, 2020, 08:13:05 PM »
Real solid jail coming

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1743 on: March 19, 2020, 08:27:19 PM »
I know it isn't palatable to you, and I absolutely get it, I feel the same way, but the only solution here is a governmental solution. It won't happen but the instant/temporary UBI is the best solution I've seen. Private sector solutions won't work because the scale is too small and there are too many disparate agendas.

Disparate agendas are why governments won’t do crap.

Bout to get those trump checks tho

I just looked this up on cnn and this was the start of the article.

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Washington (CNN)The Trump administration's proposal to inject $850 billion into the economy as the coronavirus pandemic becomes increasingly dire is facing resistance from Senate Democrats who are instead pushing their own alternative plan for relief.

The clash is a sign that the administration's push marks just the start of what may be intense negotiations around what can be done next, even as lawmakers on both sides call for quick action.

It's going to get done and it will happen within the next 36 hours. I don't think any president should be able to spend nearly a trillion dollars without scrutiny, no matter the reason.

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1745 on: March 19, 2020, 08:43:33 PM »
To quote Lewis Black talking about executives from Enron, Tyco, Global Crossing, Adelphia & Martha Stewart: I never understood why they cut off Marie Antoinette’s head. Now I rough ridin' get it.
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"The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

https://blockstream.info/block/000000000019d6689c085ae165831e934ff763ae46a2a6c172b3f1b60a8ce26f

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1747 on: March 19, 2020, 08:50:04 PM »
incredible


https://twitter.com/adamserwer/status/1240816525612847104


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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1748 on: March 19, 2020, 08:50:59 PM »
How many will there be?

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1240811054776692736

part of me wants to think they're all constantly buying an selling stock and this is just an anomaly. Part of me wants to cut off their rough ridin' heads. (I bet dems did the same thing btw)

did a quick search and

https://twitter.com/TheTattooedProf/status/1240816021948305408

uhhhhh

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Re: Thanks China (and Canada) . . . Topic: CoronaVirus!
« Reply #1749 on: March 19, 2020, 08:56:54 PM »
How rough ridin' stupid are these people?