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Re: Kids
« Reply #1275 on: December 02, 2015, 01:38:23 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1276 on: December 02, 2015, 01:43:58 PM »
Momma dogs lick up and eat their puppies' crap, which I think is even more gross than kids/humans.

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« Reply #1277 on: December 02, 2015, 01:44:07 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

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Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world?  I have two.  :peek:
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« Reply #1278 on: December 02, 2015, 01:45:44 PM »
So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months  :sdeek:
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« Reply #1279 on: December 02, 2015, 01:46:34 PM »
So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months  :sdeek:

That's just cause the shitty parents are raising the average.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1280 on: December 02, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »
americans are twice as stupid as everyone else.  sounds about right.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1281 on: December 02, 2015, 01:53:41 PM »
Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1282 on: December 02, 2015, 01:54:18 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

Source: my kids


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Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world?  I have two.  eek:
I have a T-shirt and a handmade trophy. They love me.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1283 on: December 02, 2015, 01:55:35 PM »
I think slobber probably is a pretty great dad
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1284 on: December 02, 2015, 01:59:11 PM »
Do you put leashes on your kids? My mom did this to me when we went to zoo's and amusement parks as a kid. I mean it was around my arm, but it was pretty much a leash.

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« Reply #1285 on: December 02, 2015, 01:59:18 PM »
Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib.

Like, a cardboard box?  Or maybe a sturdier wood box with a soft lining of some sort?

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« Reply #1286 on: December 02, 2015, 02:00:58 PM »
A cardboard box with a blanket sounds pretty dope for a baby.

$400 cribs? Pussifacation of america
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« Reply #1287 on: December 02, 2015, 02:02:32 PM »


looks fine.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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« Reply #1288 on: December 02, 2015, 02:03:11 PM »
going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

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« Reply #1289 on: December 02, 2015, 02:05:37 PM »
Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1290 on: December 02, 2015, 02:06:32 PM »
sys I made a logical argument for the box but it did not work. 

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« Reply #1291 on: December 02, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

yep.  I couldn't imagine having more than two.  At least with two you can play man on man.  With three or more you gotta run zone. 
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« Reply #1292 on: December 02, 2015, 02:11:13 PM »
Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415
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« Reply #1293 on: December 02, 2015, 02:11:54 PM »
Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool

Who provides these gift boxes?

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« Reply #1294 on: December 02, 2015, 02:13:18 PM »
I'm glad my kids are older now (12 and 14). There are a few things from when they were younger that I miss, but a lot of stuff that I don't.

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« Reply #1295 on: December 02, 2015, 02:14:50 PM »
Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415

that's a pretty good system.  too bad emo couldn't convince his child's mother.
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« Reply #1296 on: December 02, 2015, 02:16:31 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.
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« Reply #1297 on: December 02, 2015, 02:18:59 PM »
WTF is going on with that baby in a box?  Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?   :lol:

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« Reply #1298 on: December 02, 2015, 02:20:13 PM »
WTF is going on with that baby in a box?  Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?   :lol:

if you clicked on the link and read the article you would know
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1299 on: December 02, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »
My kids got me an All-Star Dad shirt last Father's Day.  Which I took to mean that they don't consider me the best, just one of the best.  I, of course, was furious.