Author Topic: Kids (Read 372778 times)

slobber · « **Reply #1275 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:38:23 PM »

I am the best dad in the world.

Source: my kids

Gonna win 'em all!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1276 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:43:58 PM »

Momma dogs lick up and eat their puppies' crap, which I think is even more gross than kids/humans.

lopakman · « **Reply #1277 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:44:07 PM »

Quote from: slobber on December 02, 2015, 01:38:23 PM

I am the best dad in the world.

Source: my kids

Gonna win 'em all!

Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world? I have two.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1278 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:45:44 PM »

So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1279 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:46:34 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 02, 2015, 01:45:44 PM

So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months

That's just cause the shitty parents are raising the average.

sys · « **Reply #1280 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »

americans are twice as stupid as everyone else. sounds about right.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1281 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:53:41 PM »

Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #1282 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:54:18 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on December 02, 2015, 01:44:07 PM

Quote from: slobber on December 02, 2015, 01:38:23 PM
I am the best dad in the world.

Source: my kids

Gonna win 'em all!

Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world? I have two. eek:

I have a T-shirt and a handmade trophy. They love me.

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #1283 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:55:35 PM »

I think slobber probably is a pretty great dad

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1284 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:59:11 PM »

Do you put leashes on your kids? My mom did this to me when we went to zoo's and amusement parks as a kid. I mean it was around my arm, but it was pretty much a leash.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1285 on:** December 02, 2015, 01:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 02, 2015, 01:53:41 PM

Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib.

Like, a cardboard box? Or maybe a sturdier wood box with a soft lining of some sort?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1286 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:00:58 PM »

A cardboard box with a blanket sounds pretty dope for a baby.

$400 cribs? Pussifacation of america

sys · « **Reply #1287 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:02:32 PM »

looks fine.

Cire · « **Reply #1288 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:03:11 PM »

going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1289 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:05:37 PM »

Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1290 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:06:32 PM »

sys I made a logical argument for the box but it did not work.

lopakman · « **Reply #1291 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »

Quote from: Cire on December 02, 2015, 02:03:11 PM

going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

yep. I couldn't imagine having more than two. At least with two you can play man on man. With three or more you gotta run zone.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1292 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:11:13 PM »

Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1293 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:11:54 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 02, 2015, 02:05:37 PM

Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool

Who provides these gift boxes?

kso_FAN · « **Reply #1294 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:13:18 PM »

I'm glad my kids are older now (12 and 14). There are a few things from when they were younger that I miss, but a lot of stuff that I don't.

sys · « **Reply #1295 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:14:50 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 02, 2015, 02:11:13 PM

Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415

that's a pretty good system. too bad emo couldn't convince his child's mother.

AppleJack · « **Reply #1296 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:16:31 PM »

My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #1297 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:18:59 PM »

WTF is going on with that baby in a box? Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?

lopakman · « **Reply #1298 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:20:13 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on December 02, 2015, 02:18:59 PM

WTF is going on with that baby in a box? Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?

if you clicked on the link and read the article you would know

_33 · « **Reply #1299 on:** December 02, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »

My kids got me an All-Star Dad shirt last Father's Day. Which I took to mean that they don't consider me the best, just one of the best. I, of course, was furious.