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Re: Kids
« Reply #1275 on: December 02, 2015, 01:38:23 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1276 on: December 02, 2015, 01:43:58 PM »
Momma dogs lick up and eat their puppies' crap, which I think is even more gross than kids/humans.

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« Reply #1277 on: December 02, 2015, 01:44:07 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

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Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world?  I have two.  :peek:
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« Reply #1278 on: December 02, 2015, 01:45:44 PM »
So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months  :sdeek:
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« Reply #1279 on: December 02, 2015, 01:46:34 PM »
So I guess 6 months is when you start training them, and they should be 100% done by 18 months.

Average potty training age in America is 35 months  :sdeek:

That's just cause the shitty parents are raising the average.

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« Reply #1280 on: December 02, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »
americans are twice as stupid as everyone else.  sounds about right.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1281 on: December 02, 2015, 01:53:41 PM »
Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib. 

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Re: Kids
« Reply #1282 on: December 02, 2015, 01:54:18 PM »
I am the best dad in the world.

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Do you have a coffee mug that says you're the best dad in the world?  I have two.  eek:
I have a T-shirt and a handmade trophy. They love me.

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« Reply #1283 on: December 02, 2015, 01:55:35 PM »
I think slobber probably is a pretty great dad
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1284 on: December 02, 2015, 01:59:11 PM »
Do you put leashes on your kids? My mom did this to me when we went to zoo's and amusement parks as a kid. I mean it was around my arm, but it was pretty much a leash.

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« Reply #1285 on: December 02, 2015, 01:59:18 PM »
Finnish people put their babies in boxes, which IMO seems much cheaper than a $400 crib.

Like, a cardboard box?  Or maybe a sturdier wood box with a soft lining of some sort?

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« Reply #1286 on: December 02, 2015, 02:00:58 PM »
A cardboard box with a blanket sounds pretty dope for a baby.

$400 cribs? Pussifacation of america
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« Reply #1287 on: December 02, 2015, 02:02:32 PM »


looks fine.
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« Reply #1288 on: December 02, 2015, 02:03:11 PM »
going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

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« Reply #1289 on: December 02, 2015, 02:05:37 PM »
Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool
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« Reply #1290 on: December 02, 2015, 02:06:32 PM »
sys I made a logical argument for the box but it did not work. 

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« Reply #1291 on: December 02, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
going from 1 to 2 kids is a million times more work.

yep.  I couldn't imagine having more than two.  At least with two you can play man on man.  With three or more you gotta run zone. 
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« Reply #1292 on: December 02, 2015, 02:11:13 PM »
Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415
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« Reply #1293 on: December 02, 2015, 02:11:54 PM »
Is Finland where every pregnant women gets a gift package or something for their first kid? Maybe that's Sweden. I remember it being pretty cool

Who provides these gift boxes?

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« Reply #1294 on: December 02, 2015, 02:13:18 PM »
I'm glad my kids are older now (12 and 14). There are a few things from when they were younger that I miss, but a lot of stuff that I don't.

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« Reply #1295 on: December 02, 2015, 02:14:50 PM »
Yes, it's Finland, all the stuff comes in that box. Pretty cool.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415

that's a pretty good system.  too bad emo couldn't convince his child's mother.
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« Reply #1296 on: December 02, 2015, 02:16:31 PM »
My child is 25mo and we've started potty training. It's not my favorite thing to do but Go Chiefs.
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« Reply #1297 on: December 02, 2015, 02:18:59 PM »
WTF is going on with that baby in a box?  Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?   :lol:

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« Reply #1298 on: December 02, 2015, 02:20:13 PM »
WTF is going on with that baby in a box?  Are they getting ready to ship her to the Grandparents house for the weekend?   :lol:

if you clicked on the link and read the article you would know
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Re: Kids
« Reply #1299 on: December 02, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »
My kids got me an All-Star Dad shirt last Father's Day.  Which I took to mean that they don't consider me the best, just one of the best.  I, of course, was furious.