Kids

[Benja]

I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

[steve dave]

I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

[Tobias]

I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

you actually sound very qualified

[Benja]

Grats emo.  First?

Congrats emo! you did it!

[Benja]

I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

louis ck has a joke about wiping poop out of a tiny vagina.

[Tobias]

just checking in guys.  no kids after almost ten years but ms tobias and i still like to pak

[Benja]

I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

you actually sound very qualified

oh. well i wasn't ready for that answer. i need to re-group.

[Benja]

I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

also isn't the worst part probably that you just can't do as much stuff anymore?

[Tobias]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

[tdaver]

I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

And if it's a boy make sure you don't leave him exposed even for a second.  He's more than likely aiming right at your face.

[ew2x4]

Mine is one year old today. Greatest thing ever. I also miss privacy, sleep, and quiet. The poop and puke thing isn't that bad.

[Cire]

Just make the mom breast feed as long as possible.  Poop will be much easier to deal with

[meow meow]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

 

[Emo EMAW]

It's my first, yes.  I'm not pumped about the poop but I'm a big believer in division of labor.

[Tobias]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

 

you'd be a fun father if you felt ready for it

[420seriouscat69]

The fanning name resides through me. What are the chances of me producing all girls when I marry ms. Wackysquawk?  Ibet pretty high.

[chum1]

EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

[Tobias]

EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

likely a bloodfart/hellhammer gif thread mishap

[Tobias]

The fanning name resides through me. What are the chances of me producing all girls when I marry ms. Wackysquawk?  Ibet pretty high.

49% if you have one child

[Benja]

Tobias I'm starting to think you have some plan to get everyone else to have kids then you can do doughnuts in our yards and drink beers all day

[meow meow]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

 

you'd be a fun father if you felt ready for it

I already have a 2 year old, but you totally nailed it, I am a fun father!  Tonight the wife was giving the daughter a bath and I jumped in with my clothes on, she laughed so hard and made me stay in the bath for 20 minutes, then wanted me to put her to bed instead of mom.  So blessed, ready for another tho.

[Spracne]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

Do me 

[michigancat]

I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

also isn't the worst part probably that you just can't do as much stuff anymore?

you'll be able to do whatever you want

[Tobias]

anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

Do me 

i'm not sure hippocraticoaf would approve

[Emo EMAW]

EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

It was a tough decision (we used a decision matrix) but we decided copulation was the most organic way to produce offspring.