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« Reply #550 on: April 17, 2014, 09:07:01 PM »
I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

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« Reply #551 on: April 17, 2014, 09:07:12 PM »
I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

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« Reply #552 on: April 17, 2014, 09:07:49 PM »
I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

you actually sound very qualified

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« Reply #553 on: April 17, 2014, 09:08:22 PM »
Grats emo.  First?

Congrats emo! you did it!

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« Reply #554 on: April 17, 2014, 09:09:12 PM »
I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

louis ck has a joke about wiping poop out of a tiny vagina.

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« Reply #555 on: April 17, 2014, 09:09:55 PM »
just checking in guys.  no kids after almost ten years but ms tobias and i still like to pak

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« Reply #556 on: April 17, 2014, 09:09:56 PM »
I just spend two hours at the gym mostly talking, and now I'm sitting in my underwear eating sardines directly out of the can. I don't think that paints a picture of a guy that should be taking on the responsibility of other tiny lives.

you actually sound very qualified

oh. well i wasn't ready for that answer. i need to re-group.

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« Reply #557 on: April 17, 2014, 09:12:11 PM »
I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

also isn't the worst part probably that you just can't do as much stuff anymore?

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« Reply #558 on: April 17, 2014, 09:12:27 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

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« Reply #559 on: April 17, 2014, 09:17:58 PM »
I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

And if it's a boy make sure you don't leave him exposed even for a second.  He's more than likely aiming right at your face.

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« Reply #560 on: April 17, 2014, 09:27:00 PM »
Mine is one year old today. Greatest thing ever. I also miss privacy, sleep, and quiet. The poop and puke thing isn't that bad.

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« Reply #561 on: April 17, 2014, 09:32:55 PM »
Just make the mom breast feed as long as possible.  Poop will be much easier to deal with

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« Reply #562 on: April 17, 2014, 09:40:32 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

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« Reply #563 on: April 17, 2014, 09:48:03 PM »
It's my first, yes.  I'm not pumped about the poop but I'm a big believer in division of labor.

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« Reply #564 on: April 17, 2014, 09:49:35 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

 :dunno:

you'd be a fun father if you felt ready for it

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Re: Kids
« Reply #565 on: April 17, 2014, 09:49:50 PM »
The fanning name resides through me. What are the chances of me producing all girls when I marry ms. Wackysquawk?  Ibet pretty high.

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« Reply #566 on: April 17, 2014, 09:50:10 PM »
EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

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« Reply #567 on: April 17, 2014, 09:51:11 PM »
EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

likely a bloodfart/hellhammer gif thread mishap

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« Reply #568 on: April 17, 2014, 09:52:53 PM »
The fanning name resides through me. What are the chances of me producing all girls when I marry ms. Wackysquawk?  Ibet pretty high.

49% if you have one child

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« Reply #569 on: April 17, 2014, 09:54:32 PM »
Tobias I'm starting to think you have some plan to get everyone else to have kids then you can do doughnuts in our yards and drink beers all day

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« Reply #570 on: April 17, 2014, 09:55:47 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

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you'd be a fun father if you felt ready for it

I already have a 2 year old, but you totally nailed it, I am a fun father!  Tonight the wife was giving the daughter a bath and I jumped in with my clothes on, she laughed so hard and made me stay in the bath for 20 minutes, then wanted me to put her to bed instead of mom.  So blessed, ready for another tho.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #571 on: April 17, 2014, 09:56:02 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

Do me  :drool:

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Re: Kids
« Reply #572 on: April 17, 2014, 09:56:29 PM »
I hope you like poop, you're going to see lots of it. And smell it. And touch it on accident sometimes. That's the worst part.

also isn't the worst part probably that you just can't do as much stuff anymore?

you'll be able to do whatever you want

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« Reply #573 on: April 17, 2014, 09:56:33 PM »
anyone else wanna know if they should reproduce?

Do me  :drool:

i'm not sure hippocraticoaf would approve

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Re: Kids
« Reply #574 on: April 17, 2014, 09:57:57 PM »
EMO, did you have sex or go with in vitro?

It was a tough decision (we used a decision matrix) but we decided copulation was the most organic way to produce offspring.