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Re: STAR WARS EPISODE VII THREAD WITH SPOILERS
« Reply #75 on: December 23, 2015, 12:43:31 PM »
If anyone thought there was going to be Oscar dialogue or acting nominations from these movies then lol.


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« Reply #76 on: December 23, 2015, 12:45:19 PM »
If anyone thought there was going to be Oscar dialogue or acting nominations from these movies then lol.


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maybe like sound editing or something oscar

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« Reply #77 on: December 23, 2015, 05:18:10 PM »
Smoke is Darth Plagueis, guys.



Seems pretty deep to tie those together since Disney basically threw out all the old stuff (canon or whatever it's called) right?

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« Reply #78 on: December 23, 2015, 08:41:44 PM »
No they just narrowed it to a certain set of source material


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Re: STAR WARS EPISODE VII THREAD WITH SPOILERS
« Reply #79 on: December 23, 2015, 09:42:21 PM »
Smoke is Darth Plagueis, guys.



Seems pretty deep to tie those together since Disney basically threw out all the old stuff (canon or whatever it's called) right?

He's basically just a name if you go by canon. They don't have to make him a Munn if they don't want to.

However, they need to be careful of what they screw with. If those assholes change Revan, an army of fanboys will burn it down.

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« Reply #80 on: December 23, 2015, 09:53:50 PM »
Did you guys cry when Han said to Leia, "I saw him. I saw our son." ... I did.

Did you cry again when Han was killed?  I did.

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« Reply #81 on: December 23, 2015, 09:55:34 PM »
I liked it a lot but Finn and Rey were both too proficient with the light saber. I don't think you can do mind control on your first day using the force.

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« Reply #82 on: December 23, 2015, 09:58:56 PM »
I liked it a lot but Finn and Rey were both too proficient with the light saber. I don't think you can do mind control on your first day using the force.

But was it her first day?

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« Reply #83 on: December 23, 2015, 10:02:49 PM »
Smoke is Darth Plagueis, guys.



Seems pretty deep to tie those together since Disney basically threw out all the old stuff (canon or whatever it's called) right?

He's basically just a name if you go by canon. They don't have to make him a Munn if they don't want to.

However, they need to be careful of what they screw with. If those assholes change Revan, an army of fanboys will burn it down.

My first thought with Snoke was he was like the polar opposite of Yoda...as good and pure Yoda was, he was the opposite...maybe even related?  Maybe both small and he hated his smallness so much he made his hologram huge?*

* - My Star Wars fandom isn't very high on the scale so I have no place trying to tie all this together.

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« Reply #84 on: December 23, 2015, 10:03:03 PM »
Finn got his ass kicked twice with a light saber.  I mean the dude was trained from birth to be a storm trooper.  If you don't think he had basic in light


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« Reply #85 on: December 23, 2015, 10:03:18 PM »
Saber battle you are Cray Cray


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« Reply #86 on: December 23, 2015, 10:04:32 PM »
And rey is super Jedi, like picked it up pretty damn quick too


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« Reply #87 on: December 23, 2015, 10:07:33 PM »
Yep. Cire makes perfect sense here. JMHO.

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Re: STAR WARS EPISODE VII THREAD WITH SPOILERS
« Reply #88 on: December 23, 2015, 10:09:58 PM »
My first thought with Snoke was he was like the polar opposite of Yoda...as good and pure Yoda was, he was the opposite...maybe even related?  Maybe both small and he hated his smallness so much he made his hologram huge?*

* - My Star Wars fandom isn't very high on the scale so I have no place trying to tie all this together.

They've done the large hologram before.


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« Reply #89 on: December 23, 2015, 10:11:29 PM »
And just to get geeky, Palpatine/Sidious was really the polar opposite of Yoda.  He was so strong in the dark side that he viewed a lightsaber as a limitation to his power.  He was really a badass.

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« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2015, 10:15:54 PM »
OK so Luke's nephew/apprentice turns against him, Luke goes into hiding. While in hiding, Like hooks up with a chick and has a daughter. Then he realizes the dark side is getting close to finding him so he has to leave and hide the daughter.......That is why Leia doesn't know about her.

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« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2015, 10:23:36 PM »
Here's some additional tidbits from the novelization:

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/star-wars-force-awakens-novelization-highlights/

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« Reply #92 on: December 24, 2015, 01:43:48 AM »
did you see rey had a Luke doll in her crib?


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« Reply #93 on: December 24, 2015, 07:26:30 AM »
did you see rey had a Luke doll in her crib?

Yes, I saw that.

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« Reply #94 on: December 24, 2015, 07:28:25 AM »
How does Kylo get all of his hair in that helmet without getting it caught in the closing mechanism? I guess he has to use the force to push all the hair tight to his head every time he puts it on.

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« Reply #95 on: December 24, 2015, 08:21:27 AM »
How does Kylo get all of his hair in that helmet without getting it caught in the closing mechanism? I guess he has to use the force to push all the hair tight to his head every time he puts it on.

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« Reply #96 on: December 24, 2015, 08:31:54 AM »
you would think the first order would have made him shave his head or something, right?

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« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2015, 08:36:34 AM »
you would think the first order would have made him shave his head or something, right?

It would appear that the First Order puts up with him because Snoke wants him there.

That's my interpretation.

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« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2015, 08:46:58 AM »
I read a theory that Rey is a reincarnation of Anakin.

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« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2015, 11:10:12 AM »
you would think the first order would have made him shave his head or something, right?

The first order are the Yankees of the Galaxy.