Have we talked about the opening strolling text yet? Easily the worst part of the whole movie imo
The words or the graphic nature?
Words. It was terrible
Luke Skywalker has vanished.
In his absence, the sinister
FIRST ORDER has risen
from the ashes of the Empire
and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi,
has been destroyed.
With the support of the REPUBLIC,
General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE.
She is desperate to find her
brother Luke and gain his
help in restoring peace and
justice to the galaxy.
Leia has sent her most daring
pilot on a secret mission
to Jakku, where an old ally
has discovered a clue to
Luke’s whereabouts . . . .Yeah, it's bad. I LOL'd at the opening line.
You read that the First Order came out of the ashes of the Empire, so you think it's a little baby deer of an evil organization, just getting its legs, but nope, it's got a billion stormtroopers and identical, gigantic spaceships.
