Conquering our fears, together.

[sys]

My fear is that I am going to show up to a destination without the right clothes, accessories, shoes, etc. Therefore, I overpack. Will morphine help with that?

yes,  you won't pack, won't go and won't care.  fear conquered.

[Bloodfart]

Just morph'd that fear.

[Trim]

Actually this is really good.

I was gonna post this yesterday but fear'd the pit'n of this thread.

[Asteriskhead]

btw, if anyone is interested in conquering their fears, instead of just listing them on a blog, morphine will do the trick.  there hasn't been a single fear listed here yet that can't be cured with morphine.

he's not wrong. once you watch that plunger bottom out and start to feel that ice flow through your veins, you'll believe you can do anything, even though all you'll want to do is lay there and drool on yourself.

[420seriouscat69]

If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead. 

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

Sys is making me feel a lot better.  Does sys know what the f he is talking about?

he thinks hosmer should play second base

[Mr Bread]

How would sys know if you are allergic to copperheads or not?

allergies develop after exposure to an allergen.  bigwillie hasn't been bitten before, so unless he's been huffing dried copperhead venom with ben ji's father, he's not allergic.

So you will not have a reaction the first time you are exposed to an allergen?

the first one just primes your body to freak out the next time.  sets the stage. 

[Bloodfart]

Jesus Christ anti-tobacco.     You just made bedtime for my 6yr old much tougher.


WTF?!

[slobber]

Gremlins were never one of my fears until now.


Gonna win 'em all!