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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #100 on: July 06, 2015, 01:40:09 PM »
I thought copperheads were fairly aggressive for snakes?

nope.
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« Reply #101 on: July 06, 2015, 01:48:57 PM »
Copperheads bite more people in the US than any other venomous snake species.

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« Reply #102 on: July 06, 2015, 01:55:30 PM »
Copperheads bite more people in the US than any other venomous snake species.

they live where all the people in the united states live.
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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #103 on: July 06, 2015, 02:00:05 PM »
if it bites 1bigwill he's dead meat. he's too tall to survive that venom.

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« Reply #104 on: July 06, 2015, 02:01:25 PM »
buy an entire family of mongoose and don't feed them for like a week. then unleash them on your copperhead den of a yard and watch them go to town on delicious snake meat.

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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #106 on: July 06, 2015, 02:28:48 PM »
I told my son just the other day that copperheads are wicked fun and that he should never be afraid of them.  They're like little leg less lambs of the snake kingdom. 

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« Reply #107 on: July 06, 2015, 02:36:20 PM »
I told my son just the other day that copperheads are wicked fun and that he should never be afraid of them.  They're like little leg less lambs of the snake kingdom.

your son sounds like he's going to love being dead

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« Reply #108 on: July 06, 2015, 02:40:11 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

i mean, gosh, morphine is really rough ridin' delicious.

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« Reply #109 on: July 06, 2015, 02:45:46 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

i mean, gosh, morphine is really rough ridin' delicious.

My dad says morphine has no effect on him.  Like you could give him a crap load and like he is still totally lucid.  Weird

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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #110 on: July 06, 2015, 02:47:31 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

i mean, gosh, morphine is really rough ridin' delicious.

My dad says morphine has no effect on him.  Like you could give him a crap load and like he is still totally lucid.  Weird

Does your dad drink a lot, a lot?

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« Reply #111 on: July 06, 2015, 02:48:41 PM »
I used the word "like" too many times in that post.  Sorry

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« Reply #112 on: July 06, 2015, 02:49:35 PM »
i mean, gosh, morphine is really rough ridin' delicious.

it's the best thing in the world.
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« Reply #113 on: July 06, 2015, 02:51:54 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

i mean, gosh, morphine is really rough ridin' delicious.

My dad says morphine has no effect on him.  Like you could give him a crap load and like he is still totally lucid.  Weird

Does your dad drink a lot, a lot?

No.  Just your average amount.

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« Reply #114 on: July 06, 2015, 02:55:27 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

Sys is making me feel a lot better.  Does sys know what the f he is talking about? 
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« Reply #115 on: July 06, 2015, 02:57:11 PM »
I wonder if I could get some copperhead venom from @BenJi's dad and start drinking a little bit every day and then be like... BRING IT ON COPPERHEAD!
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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2015, 02:57:42 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

Sys is making me feel a lot better.  Does sys know what the f he is talking about?

he thinks hosmer should play second base

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Re: Conquering our fears, together.
« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2015, 02:57:48 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

Sys is making me feel a lot better.  Does sys know what the f he is talking about?

How would sys know if you are allergic to copperheads or not?

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« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2015, 03:01:52 PM »
If it bites him or any of his pets, they're dead.  :frown:

lol, no.  copperheads are not dangerous snakes.  a dog would get a swollen nose for a few days.  a human (unless he's allergic, which bigwillie isn't) would get a swollen hand that would go away in a few days on it's own, but since humans are giant wusses, the human would go the hospital and get some delicious morphine and a ridiculous medical bill.

Sys is making me feel a lot better.  Does sys know what the f he is talking about?

How would sys know if you are allergic to copperheads or not?

I'm not allergic to anything. I think it's from putting everything in my mouth when I was little... and big.
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« Reply #119 on: July 06, 2015, 03:02:33 PM »
How would sys know if you are allergic to copperheads or not?

allergies develop after exposure to an allergen.  bigwillie hasn't been bitten before, so unless he's been huffing dried copperhead venom with ben ji's father, he's not allergic.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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« Reply #120 on: July 06, 2015, 03:04:22 PM »
btw, if anyone is interested in conquering their fears, instead of just listing them on a blog, morphine will do the trick.  there hasn't been a single fear listed here yet that can't be cured with morphine.
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« Reply #121 on: July 06, 2015, 03:07:37 PM »
How would sys know if you are allergic to copperheads or not?

allergies develop after exposure to an allergen.  bigwillie hasn't been bitten before, so unless he's been huffing dried copperhead venom with ben ji's father, he's not allergic.

So you will not have a reaction the first time you are exposed to an allergen?

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« Reply #122 on: July 06, 2015, 03:08:29 PM »


Actually this is really good.

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« Reply #123 on: July 06, 2015, 03:08:56 PM »
My fear is that I am going to show up to a destination without the right clothes, accessories, shoes, etc. Therefore, I overpack. Will morphine help with that?

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« Reply #124 on: July 06, 2015, 03:11:15 PM »
So you will not have a reaction the first time you are exposed to an allergen?

no.  you can be exposed without knowing it, but snake venom is a pretty rare compound to encounter just out blowing in the wind, so it's a fairly safe bet.
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