Author Topic: Okay I've got a real problem here (Read 5771 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #50 on:** July 02, 2015, 09:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on July 02, 2015, 09:49:53 AM

I don't get the wall lean or hand on the wall thing.

If you're drunk it makes sense.

meow meow · « **Reply #51 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:11:57 AM »

several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?

Frankenklein · « **Reply #52 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:23:55 AM »

Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:11:57 AM

several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?

Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.

meow meow · « **Reply #53 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:26:55 AM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 02, 2015, 10:23:55 AM

Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:11:57 AM
several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.

no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #54 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:34:46 AM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on July 02, 2015, 09:49:53 AM

I don't get the wall lean or hand on the wall thing.

Me neither Mikey. My strategy (and hopefully most people's strategy) while being in a public bathroom is generally to touch as few surfaces as possible.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #55 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:36:15 AM »

Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:26:55 AM

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 02, 2015, 10:23:55 AM
Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:11:57 AM
several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.

no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.

Maybe they don't want to pee on their hands.

LPwPIQ here.

dmartin · « **Reply #56 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:41:48 AM »

I'm going to throw myself at the mercy of the board here, but here goes.....

When I'm at work, I sit down to pee. But I have reasons.....

1. It's a one person bathroom (which leads to the other reasons)
2. It's smart phone time. Instagram, clash of clans, maybe some boom beach
3. I'm getting paid, might as well take my time.

Now anywhere else, 100% stand up.

kslim · « **Reply #57 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:42:41 AM »

yes, if you have mw or you're at a 6 or higher than the wall lean can be used. for fun tho? no way jose

Frankenklein · « **Reply #58 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:46:59 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 02, 2015, 10:36:15 AM

Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:26:55 AM
Quote from: Frankenklein on July 02, 2015, 10:23:55 AM
Quote from: meow meow on July 02, 2015, 10:11:57 AM
several people I work with like to pee with no hands, are they just showing off, wtf?
Do you mean showing off that they can pee with no hands or showing off their penis.

no there are half walls between each urinal so I guess they are showing off their control? powerful stream? I don't know.

Maybe they don't want to pee on their hands. LPwPIQ here.

Probably worried about breaking the"more than three shakes and you're playing with it" rule.Sounds like you may be working with a bunch of chronic impulse masturbaters.

michigancat · « **Reply #59 on:** July 02, 2015, 10:53:10 AM »

I'm sitting down if I've gotta put a hand on a wall.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #60 on:** July 02, 2015, 03:37:49 PM »

If I wake up in the middle of the night I'll pee sitting down instead of turning on the lighting and losing my night vision (night vision that obviously isn't quite good enough for me to aim with confidence)

slobber · « **Reply #61 on:** July 03, 2015, 10:14:58 AM »

dmartin is dead to me.
His poor kids. Maybe they could come to NC and live with the dobber family? My kids are a positive influence, plus they wouldn't have to live with shame of "my dad sits down to pee".

Gonna win 'em all!

The Big Train · « **Reply #62 on:** July 03, 2015, 10:22:59 AM »

have you told your kids you adore/love an internet person named steve dave?

Frankenklein · « **Reply #63 on:** July 03, 2015, 10:37:59 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on July 03, 2015, 10:22:59 AM

have you told your kids you adore/love an internet person named steve dave?

He's saving that conversation for the day they ask why he named them Steve and Dave.

sys · « **Reply #64 on:** July 03, 2015, 01:22:39 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on July 03, 2015, 10:37:59 AM

He's saving that conversation for the day they ask why he named them Steve and Dave.

xxx

"no, not stephen. it's short for steve dave, actually."

xxx

"well, technically dave is also short for steve dave."

xxx

"ha, ha. no, we call the girl s.d., mostly."

Spracne · « **Reply #65 on:** July 03, 2015, 03:43:56 PM »

Stephanie Dava Dobber

8manpick · « **Reply #66 on:** July 03, 2015, 04:17:02 PM »

Judging by his thread, it sounds like this board has more drivers of lifted pickups with truck nuts than I thought

wetwillie · « **Reply #67 on:** July 03, 2015, 07:20:01 PM »

I tried it all day, was nice. You can wipe instead.of shaking it.

mocat · « **Reply #68 on:** July 03, 2015, 09:15:58 PM »

Quote from: sys on July 01, 2015, 10:57:28 PM

by order of preference: outside, urinal, toilet sitting, toilet standing.

In a lake is bitb

Stat_Cat · « **Reply #69 on:** July 03, 2015, 09:30:09 PM »

I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...

star seed 7 · « **Reply #70 on:** July 03, 2015, 09:35:16 PM »

Quote from: Stat_Cat on July 03, 2015, 09:30:09 PM

I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...

he was probably gay!

slobber · « **Reply #71 on:** July 04, 2015, 08:34:42 AM »

Threads sometimes turn on you. It's a real problem here.

Gonna win 'em all!

Stat_Cat · « **Reply #72 on:** July 04, 2015, 09:43:19 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on July 03, 2015, 09:35:16 PM

Quote from: Stat_Cat on July 03, 2015, 09:30:09 PM
I became a stall only in public guy a few months ago. I was somewhere and there was a line for the urinals, got my turn, guy next to me pats me on the shoulder and says hey how's it going? Ever since then it just can't/won't happen at a urinal...

he was probably gay!

Ah!!! Now I've been infected! It all makes sense once you're touched with your wang out it starts! How did I let this happen! It's been a few months, is it a slow moving infection, he didn't touch skin am I safe!?! Does them being able to marry lift the vaccinations against it! So many questions I are popping into my head! What do I tell my wife, can she get it from a guy? Or is it only transferable from the same sex? This is bad really bad! I mean I don't care if someone's gay but we figured out how it spreads and I'm the guinea pig...