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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16425 on: October 15, 2011, 10:53:37 AM »

Meanwhile, some Mizzou J-School graduates are actually doing some reporting.


http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2011/oct/12/where-missouri-would-rank-sec/

Wow.  This article listing the SEC rankings is incredibly sobering.

It's black and white and highly suggested reading.

After seeing MU's position in every statistical ranking, financial and other, MU is about to go become the SEC's new Kentucky, without the National Championship caliber basketball program.

Edit:  After reading again, the ONLY category MU would even statistically rank higher than #11 in the 14 member league would be basketball expenditures.

I would expect if MU starts beating any of the big guys in bball the big guys will quickly pass mu in that category. 

MU going to the SEC and trying to up their spending to compete is like Uganda starting an arms race with the US.

But I will enjoy their suffering and subsequent debt.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16427 on: October 15, 2011, 10:57:31 AM »
Basically, alabama doesn't want mu in west with auburn east, and the east teams don't want to travel to columbia.  Cold War.  Meanwhile big 12 twiddles it's f'ng thumbs while big east solidifies/makes it more costly to leave.  MU just waiting it out.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16428 on: October 15, 2011, 11:00:21 AM »
If MU joins the SEC east it will be one of the bigger pussy moves ever. 

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« Reply #16429 on: October 15, 2011, 11:08:40 AM »
If MU joins the SEC east it will be one of the bigger pussy moves ever.  

Yes.  Going from being texas' bitch to alabama's bitch isn't a better trade.  MU has one shot to have any leverage, in either league, and they are going to "missouri it" all up.

I think the sec treaty will end up being mu to the east in football, but in the west in everything else.  LMFAO at mu trying to recruit florida like it does texas.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16430 on: October 15, 2011, 11:13:06 AM »
the east teams don't want to travel to columbia

Does anyone, really?

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16431 on: October 15, 2011, 11:15:04 AM »
Hey guys theres a Cats game today so shut the eff up. Go Cats!

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16432 on: October 15, 2011, 12:40:42 PM »
If MU joins the SEC east it will be one of the bigger pussy moves ever.  

Yes.  Going from being texas' bitch to alabama's bitch isn't a better trade.  MU has one shot to have any leverage, in either league, and they are going to "missouri it" all up.

I think the sec treaty will end up being mu to the east in football, but in the west in everything else.  LMFAO at mu trying to recruit florida like it does texas.

BITB was pointing out that MU is probably as high as 3rd in the Texas recruiting pecking order they wouldn't be in the top 10 in Florida.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16433 on: October 15, 2011, 12:44:28 PM »
Missouri fans think the Texas recruiting will continue at the same level if they go to the SEC.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16434 on: October 15, 2011, 12:46:50 PM »
If MU joins the SEC east it will be one of the bigger pussy moves ever.  

Yes.  Going from being texas' bitch to alabama's bitch isn't a better trade.  MU has one shot to have any leverage, in either league, and they are going to "missouri it" all up.

I think the sec treaty will end up being mu to the east in football, but in the west in everything else.  LMFAO at mu trying to recruit florida like it does texas.

BITB was pointing out that MU is probably as high as 3rd in the Texas recruiting pecking order they wouldn't be in the top 10 in Florida.

LOL, no.  UT, A&M, OU, Okie St, Tech.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16435 on: October 15, 2011, 12:47:43 PM »
anybody that tries to tell you mu to the sec is about something other than a bunch of racist hillbillies wanting to get together more often with a bunch of other racist hillbillies has an agenda.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16436 on: October 15, 2011, 12:56:02 PM »
big bad texas.  :jerk:



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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16437 on: October 15, 2011, 02:06:23 PM »

Meanwhile, some Mizzou J-School graduates are actually doing some reporting.


http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2011/oct/12/where-missouri-would-rank-sec/

Wow.  This article listing the SEC rankings is incredibly sobering.

It's black and white and highly suggested reading.

After seeing MU's position in every statistical ranking, financial and other, MU is about to go become the SEC's new Kentucky, without the National Championship caliber basketball program.

Edit:  After reading again, the ONLY category MU would even statistically rank higher than #11 in the 14 member league would be basketball expenditures.

I would expect if MU starts beating any of the big guys in bball the big guys will quickly pass mu in that category. 

MU going to the SEC and trying to up their spending to compete is like Uganda starting an arms race with the US.

But I will enjoy their suffering and subsequent debt.

It will be hliarious to see them increase their spending in football, while revenues decline with their attendance after the SEC honeymoon wears off.

JFC, MU is averaging only 61k during the golden era of Pinkle.  Just wait until that fickle fan base starts experiencing 6 and 7 win seasons again.

Kentucky hasn't won a conference title in 35 years and still averages 67,000 a game.

Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16438 on: October 15, 2011, 02:33:15 PM »

Meanwhile, some Mizzou J-School graduates are actually doing some reporting.


http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2011/oct/12/where-missouri-would-rank-sec/

Wow.  This article listing the SEC rankings is incredibly sobering.

It's black and white and highly suggested reading.

After seeing MU's position in every statistical ranking, financial and other, MU is about to go become the SEC's new Kentucky, without the National Championship caliber basketball program.

Edit:  After reading again, the ONLY category MU would even statistically rank higher than #11 in the 14 member league would be basketball expenditures.

I would expect if MU starts beating any of the big guys in bball the big guys will quickly pass mu in that category. 

MU going to the SEC and trying to up their spending to compete is like Uganda starting an arms race with the US.

But I will enjoy their suffering and subsequent debt.

It will be hliarious to see them increase their spending in football, while revenues decline with their attendance after the SEC honeymoon wears off.

JFC, MU is averaging only 61k during the golden era of Pinkle.  Just wait until that fickle fan base starts experiencing 6 and 7 win seasons again.

Kentucky hasn't won a conference title in 35 years and still averages 67,000 a game.



I can't wait until the RV army descends on Columbia and their town is overrun with SEC nut jobs.

It's a religion down there.  A&M at least fits the "we're pretty much out-of-this-world crazy" criteria you need to be a member of the league.  Mizzou won't know what hit them.

I still think it's awesome that they don't have an offer yet.  They've been dangling out there for two weeks, and the concession will be to share a division with Georgia.

Whatever.  Let them leave at this point.  But sue them for every cent you can squeeze out of them.  I want them and A&M nice and hamstrung so it takes them at least 10-15 years to even compete.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16439 on: October 15, 2011, 02:38:18 PM »
Because of the new Fox TV contract they should be given no break on their exit fees IF they go, no negotiation, they pay full MSRP.




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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16440 on: October 15, 2011, 02:43:23 PM »
Because of the new Fox TV contract they should be given no break on their exit fees IF they go, no negotiation, they pay full MSRP.

I say we go after the SEC for a tortito at this point.  They're now actively working with Missouri while they're a member of this conference, and we've got proof all over the place.

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« Reply #16441 on: October 15, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
Gonna show some serious ignorance here but WTF is a tortito?

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« Reply #16442 on: October 15, 2011, 02:52:20 PM »
Gonna show some serious ignorance here but WTF is a tortito?

Torturous interference lawsuit.

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« Reply #16443 on: October 15, 2011, 02:53:58 PM »
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Gonna show some serious ignorance here but WTF is a tortito?
a tasty rolled snack filled with ATM and MU cash

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16444 on: October 15, 2011, 03:08:19 PM »
I give DeArmond five years before he writes this article.

http://www.aseaofblue.com/2011/9/26/2449931/kentucky-football-should-uk-change-conferences-to-help-football

Lol.  30% of their fan base want to leave the SEC because they can't compete in football and they've won a conference title more recently than MU.


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« Reply #16445 on: October 15, 2011, 03:10:41 PM »
I give DeArmond five years before he writes this article.

[urlhttp://www.aseaofblue.com/2011/9/26/2449931/kentucky-football-should-uk-change-conferences-to-help-football][/url]

Lol.  30% of their fan base want to leave the SEC because they can't compete in football and they've won a conference title more recently than MU.




I'd trade A&M and MU for Arkansas and UK straight up.  In fact, I'd throw in an ISU for free, and they could decide if they want to use it or sell it on Craigslist.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16446 on: October 15, 2011, 03:15:39 PM »
Rumblings Mizzou took away all Big 12 signage at their stadium.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16447 on: October 15, 2011, 03:20:46 PM »
Rumblings Mizzou took away all Big 12 signage at their stadium.

meh.

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« Reply #16448 on: October 15, 2011, 04:44:18 PM »
The more I think of this, the more I go back to my gut feeling that Mizzou is just putting on a show to placate the SEC side of their fanbase while eventually coming back to the Big 12.  Painting 100 over the Big 12 logo is just another move towards this. 





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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #16449 on: October 15, 2011, 04:53:48 PM »
lol can you be more of a cry baby than MU?