there is probably at any time 2k lbs of stuff in the back of my dads truck. tools, chemicals, etc. just a mess of a bed of a truck. when he's done with one there is no paint left in the bed and it's dented to crap with multiple full on punctures through the metal. also my cousin one time was running a loader with a big boom on it to pick up round bails and skewered the side of the bed of one of his trucks and picked it completely off the ground and then sat it back down and then got out and contemplated what he had done and then went and found my dad and told him and my dad was obviously irate but cool about it but lmao.
also the over under on amount of firearms in my dad's truck is set at 4. and nobody knows if you win the o/u because my dad himself doesn't know for certain. always a revolver, .243 with a scope, shotgun, and then a slot machine of whatever other ordnance he may or may not have under a seat somewhere. also he used to keep a single shot .410/.45 mag handgun/break action around just to blast rattle snakes. but nobody has seen it for awhile last I heard so maybe it's gone. who knows.
