The Civil War

[AU_Tigers]

Oh my... Even better than imagined

My brother is more into WWII



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[HerrSonntag]

Goober peas? What the eff?

Ain't nuthin better! Specially boiled ones!

I drove through the south on my way to Charleston this last May and i've never seen anything quite as disgusting as the gray boiled peanuts you could find at every gas station down there.

[AU_Tigers]

Goober peas? What the eff?

Ain't nuthin better! Specially boiled ones!

I drove through the south on my way to Charleston this last May and i've never seen anything quite as disgusting as the gray boiled peanuts you could find at every gas station down there.

Yeah, and they smell kinda bad too, but man they are good!!!!!

[jmlynch1]

Goober peas? What the eff?

Ain't nuthin better! Specially boiled ones!

I drove through the south on my way to Charleston this last May and i've never seen anything quite as disgusting as the gray boiled peanuts you could find at every gas station down there.

Yeah, and they smell kinda bad too, but man they are good!!!!!

I enjoy the song. It's a shame that due to the South's poor vocabulary and subsequent inability to rhyme it was limited to four verses.

[slobber]

Boiled peanuts are more overrated than the SEC. And I know a lot about peanuts.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Legit Elite]

pretty sure Sherman destroyed those trees a few years back too

[puniraptor]

Boiled peanuts are more overrated than the SEC. And I know a lot about peanuts.


Gonna win 'em all!

Why settle for boiling when roasting is available?

[Big Sam]

The cool thing about the civil war was that even if you like just got a little scratch on your elbow they were definitely going to chop the whole arm off.

Most definitely.  Actually taught this stuff in class today.  I won't post the gory pics of piles of amputated arms, though.  This being a family blog and all.

[Hurricane Cat]

A good move was when your buddy dropped from dysentery or Spanish flu or bayonet stabbings or whatever, you grab his socks and double up on socks. Boom, comfy feet.

Benja, you're obviously a most accomplished civil war historian....  keep the lessons coming please.   

[bones129]

Boiled peanuts are more overrated than the SEC. And I know a lot about peanuts.


Gonna win 'em all!

Why settle for boiling when roasting is available?

 

[Missouriscribe]

How many more civil war centennial celebrations will we have before Auburn, Alabama, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Tennessee, or most of the SEC hires its first minority coach? And will he have to have a name like "Stonewall" Bo Jackson or "General" Lee?

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

[Dugout DickStone]

Is there a bigger FP in history than Robert E. Lee?

"I surrender, here's my sword!!"

Did you know (and I am not gEing here) that the south celebrates Robert e Lee day? Kids even get the day off school (not mlk day tho).

Why celebrate one of history's biggest pussies?

[Pete]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

Those SEC dirt balls make me sick.

[Dugout DickStone]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

[AU_Tigers]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

[Pete]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Could you imagine finding out you lived across the street from that?  YIKES!

[Dugout DickStone]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

What is difference between squirrel soup and squirrel stew?

[bones129]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

Do you eat dogs also?

[AU_Tigers]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

What is difference between squirrel soup and squirrel stew?

Stew has more vittles and less water. Only neanderthals serve squirrel SOUP. That is akin to serving crunchy vegetables and no cornbread. Unheard of in polite society.

[AU_Tigers]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

Do you eat dogs also?

That depends on how long they have lain on the side of the road. Kinda like possum.

[bones129]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

Do you eat dogs also?

That depends on how long they have lain on the side of the road. Kinda like possum.

Figures. Food is hard to find down 'Bama way.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

What is difference between squirrel soup and squirrel stew?

Stew has more vittles and less water. Only neanderthals serve squirrel SOUP. That is akin to serving crunchy vegetables and no cornbread. Unheard of in polite society.

My gawd... this guy is EXACTLY like Lance Zierlein's character "SEC Guy" on SportsTalk 790 outta H-Town TX.   

http://www.sports790.com/media/podcast-kbmeam-podcast-790interviews/sec-guy-on-pgs-11414-24184329/

[AU_Tigers]

I have a neighbor across the street who is from SEC country. Was down in his basement the other day and he's got this framed "Sons of the Confederacy" certificate and some genealogy stuff showing his SEC civil war ancestors. Not even kidding. It's like he's proud of it, but understands he's gotta keep it in the basement.

In sophisticated society like you live in, never forget there is this dark underbelly. 

Has he ever tried to serve you squirrel soup?

Squirrel SOUP? Egad.
Fried or stew only. We are not barbarians.

What is difference between squirrel soup and squirrel stew?

Stew has more vittles and less water. Only neanderthals serve squirrel SOUP. That is akin to serving crunchy vegetables and no cornbread. Unheard of in polite society.

My gawd... this guy is EXACTLY like Lance Zierlein's character "SEC Guy" on SportsTalk 790 outta H-Town TX.   

http://www.sports790.com/media/podcast-kbmeam-podcast-790interviews/sec-guy-on-pgs-11414-24184329/

No way! That guy was a fake! He used Yankee words like scurrilous.

[MeatGeeKSU]

Possibly the greatest American Admiral ever, David Farragut, won several decisive victories in the War of Southern Treason, including one in Alabama.

"He is remembered for his order at the Battle of Mobile Bay (which he won), usually paraphrased as "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead" in U.S. Navy tradition"

Damn the Tigers, full speed ahead.

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